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I’m usually not one to start conspiracy theories but someone or something is controlling Elmo in this recent video
Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽
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The doorman fallacy is hotels thinking "doorman too expensive fire him" & then revenue falls cuz he was doing other stuff too, helping guests, etc. And ok, but hotels still don't hire doormen. So clearly the savings were worth it after all. I call this the doorman fallacy fallacy
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right wing henry cavill fans are never beating the closeted homosexuals allegations😭
@SDSLLC_USA Henry Cavil is prettier than her. And he’s a dude.
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British politics since 2010
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer is officially set to resign as Prime Minister Several media reports say he'll outline a resignation timetable on Monday after consulting with his wife and family today
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Most embarrassing?
Losing to the USA is the single most embarrassing result in Australian history
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This is really hard for some people to understand: that in many cases, the credible threat of the use of force may be more effective than its actual use.
It's even worse. Obama's deal was backed by the implicit threat that, if Iran violated the terms, the US might someday resort to force, a prospect the Iranians feared at the time. Trump has now used that force—and the regime learned it could withstand it. x.com/stephenwerthei…
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“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better
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Not pictured - any concern trolling about Anne Hathaway’s *even older* husband, who presumably will have even less time with his kids and grandkids given that women live longer.
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Guy whose mind is like the raiders of the lost ark warehouse for bikini pics upon seeing a sexy drawing: beep boop please hold beep beep
Это та самая девушка с обложки GTA 6, я случайно нашел её. Эти фотографии сделаны еще в 2024 году! Я глазам своим не верю😳
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it’s actually because the only girl Buzz ever loved was Woody in drag
It's crazy how the entire Buzz-Jessie romance plotline only exists because they wanted to do a boner joke in Toy Story 2
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It appears that - oh my god… how could this be profitable for Frito Lay
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he cooked
Carrie Fisher photographed by Brian Griffin on the set of Return Of The Jedi, 1982
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Yall gotta stop doing ts everytime you see a black guy.
Miles Morales in Spider-Man: Brand New Day?
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A lady who makes fun of your penis, calls it small, etc
What could be the most terrifying thing we find on Mars?
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prison abolitionists are by far the most annoying type of activist, because they absolutely refuse to concretely explain what they want to do and just gaslight you relentlessly for asking extremely basic questions
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They required a civics test to vote
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The worst people in the world disparage Zelensky. You could set your watch to it.
‘Scott Bessent, the US treasury secretary, advised Donald Trump not to host Volodymyr Zelenskyy in the Oval Office, having called the Ukrainian president a “little fucker”, a “special-needs child” and “Mr Bean on crack”, according to a new book.’ theguardian.com/us-news/2026/j…
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This is a retcon. I worked with the original team under John Lasseter, and his original name was Woody Epstein. Thankfully they changed it after Toy Story 3
Tom Hanks says he didn't realize Woody's full name was Woody Pride. “I play the guy and I didn’t realize I had a surname!”
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