devin jones @RealDevinJones

tweets are my own. except for the bad ones. i was hacked, surely. san diego, ca Joined April 2009

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devin jones @RealDevinJones

4 years ago

if i were the bengals i would have simply drafted penei sewell and amon-ra st brown and won the super bowl

Seth Walder @SethWalder

5 years ago

Bengals finished with a 14% pass block win rate, the worst by any team in any game this season. (ESPN / NFL Next Gen Stats)

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devin jones @RealDevinJones

5 years ago

@oliverdarcy @Lynn_Henning

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devin jones @RealDevinJones

5 years ago

thanks for the free driver rahmbo

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𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 @Chris_Grosse

5 years ago

Tell me your college/alma mater by showing me it’s most renowned local dining establishment.

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devin jones @RealDevinJones

5 years ago

you don't have to do this man.

Carlos Monarrez @cmonarrez

5 years ago

Detroit Lions grade for Oregon OL Penei Sewell: D for not getting a playmaker freep.com/story/sports/n… via @freep

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Carlos Monarrez @cmonarrez

5 years ago

Detroit Lions grade for Oregon OL Penei Sewell: D for not getting a playmaker freep.com/story/sports/n… via @freep

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Carlos Monarrez @cmonarrez

5 years ago

Detroit Lions grade for Oregon OL Penei Sewell: D for not getting a playmaker freep.com/story/sports/n… via @freep

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devin jones @RealDevinJones

5 years ago

@titsmagee313 i still woulda thinned it

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devin jones @RealDevinJones

5 years ago

completely unironically studied this swing video like it was the fucking zupruder film if you're curious where my golf game is currently at.

Barstool Sports @barstoolsports

5 years ago

This kid’s swing is BUTTER @ForePlayPod (via @blackactivegolf/IG)

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Oh, yeah. I’m absolutely certain *she* *decided* to do this. I mean, I remember watching the Oscars when I was eleven, and for months afterwards, they simply couldn’t stop me from dressing up as Barry Levinson.

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devin jones @RealDevinJones

5 years ago

@roryscovel @AppleTV seeing rose byrne in jazzercise tights is cool but what the people really want is more robbie

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devin jones @RealDevinJones

5 years ago

@nikdonaldz i zoned out for like two seconds and then next thing i knew the credits were rolling so that's how good the ending was

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devin jones @RealDevinJones

5 years ago

people are going to tell you they liked nomandland. they are lying. this movie was made for like 350 people max, and they'll never watch it a second time. truly one of the most boring movies i've ever seen. go watch palm springs instead.