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Me: Are Medusa’s pubes snakes too? Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.
This actually happens. The list appears in your mind at 4am one night
This actually happens. The list appears in your mind at 4am one night
The lads openly drooling here: if they can get the Wee Frees Family Values woman installed, then the hacks will have removed the leaders of all three main parties and replaced them with tame, pliable reactionary swine who owe everything to the indulgence of the press.
he’s so close to getting it
I often think Woolvett was so good in his role - an annoying little jerk - that people just assumed he was like that and never cast him in anything major again because they didn't want to hang out with him
I often think Woolvett was so good in his role - an annoying little jerk - that people just assumed he was like that and never cast him in anything major again because they didn't want to hang out with him
"meet the 25 year old entrepreneur who is making tens of thousands a month" i dont want to do that. i want to hear about all of the people who are doing worse than me. i want to meet the 40 year old with no friends or prospects who is currently engulfed in flames
A first teaser trailer for CLOUD, director Kiyoshi Kurosawa's third (!) release of the year.
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what did she mean by this
100 percent
Well, it's not a fucking hobby, Hadley.
The Big Chill
Our long national nightmare of lunch breaks for our child laborers is finally over.
Our long national nightmare of lunch breaks for our child laborers is finally over.
According to L’Express, during a scene in 'Eyes without a face' (1960), “the spectators dropped like flies.” At the Edinburgh Film Festival, 7 viewers fainted, prompting director Georges Franju to crow undiplomatically, “Now I know why Scotsmen wear skirts."
i want liz truss to go on hot ones to promote her new book and just take a bite of plain chicken and start screaming
It would be so fucking funny if Warner Brothers made the Harry Potter TV show & then wrote it off as a tax loss and deleted it. Imagine Joanne's meltdown.
This is a 5-page strip I recently drew that's based on a real-life war story Jack Kirby once described in an interview. I read it years ago and it always stuck with me, so I decided to put it on paper. 1/2 #comics #JackKirby
Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian
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John Rain 🥇 @ItsJohnRain
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joe heenan @joeheenan
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barney farmer @barneyfarmer
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Paul Duane 🏳️.. @paulduanefilm
9K Followers 3K Following ALL YOU NEED IS DEATH out April 2024 from @xyzfilms "a pitch-perfect cosmic folk horror slow burn” (@dreadcentral) @1185films He/him https://t.co/MVwKLoYaCD
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This actually happens. The list appears in your mind at 4am one night
When you turn 35, you should win an itemized list of all the people you didn't realize were flirting with you in your 20s.
"I'm 65, and a white male", yes and every fucking game you co commented on you sounded like an even more depressed fucking Eeyore. You treated every game like you were being fucking tortured to watch. Things change, time to go, you mardy shithouse.
🎙️ Mark Lawrenson on the BBC: “Well I’m 65 and a white male, so I was let go. Has it gone woke? It is top of the woke league. They are frightened to death, absolutely and totally frightened to death. You have seen the stuff with Gary Lineker and obviously people at the head of…
This is Bramble who I got up to feed and while I was making myself coffee she then went upstairs to wake my mum to get fed a second time. She is the crimes baby
Bonus shot of Bramble thinking my mum opening a packet behind me was a sign she was about to get fed again. That paw
I mean, it is amazing that you have found a piece of culture war derangement so insane, so utterly poisonous, that it’d make the SNP - the ultimate eyes-on-the-prize ultra-disciplined party - crack like an egg, because their older generation lost their fucking minds in terror.
No one wants to work with a party whose membership is made up of demented elderly terfs who all have 10 twitter accounts each, cry harder
Following Humza Yousaf's resignation as Scotland's First Minister, Alba Party's Ash Regan MSP has said it is 'bizarre' that he quit rather than working with her and her party, to survive a potential no-confidence vote. 🔗 trib.al/goI6pVa 📺 Sky 501 YouTube
This is some wild in real time shit to learn its no wonder theyre banning social media apps
American planes drop aid spoiled and expired food for children into northern Gāza:
At the start of this, Beyoncé sounds like she thinks she’s being accused of starting the foot & mouth disease outbreak
The lads openly drooling here: if they can get the Wee Frees Family Values woman installed, then the hacks will have removed the leaders of all three main parties and replaced them with tame, pliable reactionary swine who owe everything to the indulgence of the press.
nous essayons tous de trouver le gars qui a fait ça
Scooby Fact: Animated Shaggy (voiced by Casey Kasem) and Live Action Shaggy (@MatthewLillard ) share a scene together in “Looney Tunes: Back in Action” #Scoobydoohistory
he’s so close to getting it
mfw i’m listening to Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross’s score to CHALLENGERS
Godzilla x Kong opened in Japan. Here are my favorite reactions from Japanese audiences, translated, for better or worse, by Google:
I’m not normally fussed on modern alt-posters for classic films but this one is pretty evocative. Like a thematic bridge between Night of The Living Dead & Dawn of The Dead.
<begins a bleak and lengthy monologue about the housing market in England>
What's stopping you from building a game room in your basement?
This is insane , who can pull shit like this? Nobody can pull another unforgiven EVER. With that goofy barbie dance, breaking their back,crawling, only they can. PUT RESPECT ON UNFORGIVEN
Maybe Jaimz Woolvett,the Schofield Kid in Unforgiven (1992), isn’t much of an actor. I couldn’t say because I’ve never seen him in anything else. But I’ll never forget the crack in his voice when Eastwood says “You sure killed the hell out of that guy,” and he sobs “Hell yeah!”
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