Pun Predictor @PunPredictor
Joined July 2011-
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@Baddiel Thanks so much for spoiling us with 3 nights of top notch comedy at the Berry Theatre. I found My Family : Not the Sitcom particularly poignant with all your wonderful memories of your mum and dad's funny "ways". All the best with the upcoming Royal Court recordings.
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@hwallop @WorldAthletics Athletics Associations are always meddling!
@DavidCeiriog Amazing! Rob's dogs bark at the local old ladies in the winter as they walk up to Tympa to collect water from the spring. They aren't keen on their hats maybe because they bear a passing resemblance to bears!
I see they're now selling whiskey-infused oak wood chips. Talk about scraping the barrel! #LunchPun #RateMyPun
I've invented a new sport chasing after a bag of lentils, but it just doesn't get my pulses racing #LunchPun #RateMyPun
The ghost of Cilla Black came to me last night and confirmed that the Salisbury train crash had nothing to do with the Russians, saying "not another, chuck" #LunchPun #RateMyPun
I always get a rise out of the organisers when entering a bag of Homepride in the flower show #LunchPun #RateMyPun
@SteveJuggler @_A_n_d_r_e_w_s @LeighVyeGroots @potrzbe @FayermanJez @lukedavy4444 @NebrioOfficial @pad_gal @WillTeullive Gracias Stevie. Tu eres el mejor! :-)
I've decided to pack it in after 35 years running my Icelandic tanning salon. Time to turn over a new Leif #LunchPun #RateMyPun
In a landmark court case my local football club's goals stand accused of shrinking whenever the opposition shoots. Denied by the crossbar #LunchPun #RateMyPun
@DaveBrennan1825 @LunchyMcPunface Thanks Dave! :-)
I've been trawling the Internet for footage of the shameful dumping of raw sewage into British waterways, but it's hard to find a live stream #LunchPun #RateMyPun
The engine in my motorised toilet keeps breaking. It's driving me potty #LunchPun #RateMyPun
My local Empanadas / Indian Street food-themed restaurant attracts quite a rough crowd. Serves them right for naming it Argie Bhaji #LunchPun #RateMyPun
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You can tell Halloween is fast approaching, as every time I send colleagues emails I keep getting OOO messages #LunchPun #RateMyPun
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