𝕚𝕧𝕪, 𝕚𝕟 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 @ProfessorGetter
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i accept none of the blame for making this
Are you tired of being witness to history? Don't you just want to go ape shitt
I think it’s very strange when both liberals and conservatives discredit a protest for being “funded”, but then artificially reconfigure society to be stuck in 1969 by paying suburban idiot men like $120,000/yr to act as a paramilitary against urban universities and activists
the trifecta
johnny bravo meeting a bombshell north of texas: "Okla-Ho-Mama!"
Admin got police to start arrests nearly 3 hours ago, are closing campus buildings, and have yet to email campus with literally any information or transparency. They don’t want UNC students, faculty and staff to know what they’re doing because they know it’s unacceptable.
Admin got police to start arrests nearly 3 hours ago, are closing campus buildings, and have yet to email campus with literally any information or transparency. They don’t want UNC students, faculty and staff to know what they’re doing because they know it’s unacceptable.
getting nasty with it (making a sandwich with holes in the bread)
sometimes when i'm feeling down i think "hey at least i have tits now" and remember that my overall mental health has improved dramatically in the last four years
oh God why do I keep leaving my phone around her
oh God why do I keep leaving my phone around her
help my butt is full of poop and I smell real bad!!!!
see characters like this should be top tier for the culture
see characters like this should be top tier for the culture
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@ProfessorGetter Chucksters eat Big Az brand foods confirmed, it’s canon now
kind of mad I have to go out and do stuff today but I really don't want my car to explode
oh shit, no one told me how cheap bowling is in rural America. finally, a convincing argument to move back
obviously i mean the urban areas in more rural states, don't be weird about it a lot of people don't consider 20k people a city
NYPD confirmed to be existing in a fantasy world where students do not order things they need online
"This is what we encountered on every door inside of Hamilton Hall," Sheppard says while showing off a chain-link bike lock. "This is not what students bring to school, ok," he also says of the bike locks.
@bigtimegriller students don’t have bike locks is a wild take
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lebron james reportedly bought pareidola right before facing The Plant
lebron james reportedly played his glass card first when playing flush five in balatro
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imma keep it a buck . i don't think anyone's making that video
i accept none of the blame for making this
@atrupar biden continuing to fund israels genocide is an existential threat to palestinians
I'm pretty sure I heard gunshots in Coralville around 1am last night but it's really none of my business
my new favorite specimen on here is this big account “Science Girl” who, basically, just never has any idea of what’s going on in any of their videos