PharmDame 🍸🍹 @PharmDame
I am a goddamn delicate flower! Retail PharmD, vodkaholic, boy mom. So don’t be a dick @genX she/her🎀🧬🐿 #medtwitter #twitterx Colorado, USA Joined May 2009-
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Parenting is bizarre. I have 2 boys with about 60% of my traits (both boys are blonde haired and blue eyed ((not me))). Oldest: physically like me, but avoids conflict and attention, refuses hoops. Youngest: physically like Hubs, but DGAF about opinions, only grades.
I don’t want to go to Heaven, I want to go to Valhalla. It seems much better, because I’m definitely a warrior.
So 15yo decides to address my jury duty obligations: 15yo: You gave all your fucks to be on this panel, so no longer have any fucks to give. This is your fault for not controlling your fucks! He’s not wrong🤦🏻♀️
Me, a pharmacist for over twenty years not knowing wtf outcome claims are… #BlessedAndGrateful
So I’m on a jury (😬) and a witness says the guy is typically high and he presumes that he’s taking ‘Blues’ The lawyer asked the witness to explain ‘Blues’ for the jury, and he said “It’s Fentanyl.” Like it’s ibuprofen or whatever. How did we get here??
My 15yo is now taller than me. He now enjoys pulling up my arms and saying “So big!” It’s literally what I did to him when he was little. Who knew Karma had such an amazing sense of humor?!
I love watching the groomers at night.
Few things in life frustrate me more than trying to remember a song and I can’t quite remember the lyrics so that I can’t Google the lyrics 🤬🤬 and solve the conundrum of this moment
We spent $75 a piece to groom these two today. Their fur is so soft and they have nicely trimmed nails. Guess whose getting a spa day at least biannually?!
Did you know that pharmacists have a corresponding obligation to keep patients safe? Did you know that many pharmacists are working under conditions that smother them, rather than allow them to utilize their clinical knowledge. Unsafe working conditions are the norm in pharmacy
I can’t decide whether I’m more upset that I can’t find my olive fork, or the fact that I think I own an olive fork 🤦🏻♀️
This is my favorite picture this week. What is yours?
This is me peeling an orange. I’m pretty sure my boys will refuse to excess rind because of me.
In the most 14yo move ever, 14yo introduced his friend group to “What’s New Pussy Cat” by Tom Jones. Now they are trolling each other with it. All of them know the lyrics and are singing along ☠️
He’s my new hero!
Holly rx mom life @allpharmedout
3K Followers 3K Following PharmD, Christian, wife, mom to 3, part-time balloon crew, part-time retail pharmacy. NDSU 🦬, Canes 🏒, Ravenclaw. I support 🇺🇦!
phlawless pharm✨ @PhlawlessPharm
7K Followers 4K Following Peds EM pharmacist | expert in bubblegum-flavored antibiotics. #EMRx #girlmedtwitter 💊
Sara with a PharmD @SarasCrazyLife
2K Followers 1K Following The internal rants of a PharmD, mother of doxies & a human, wife of RN, giant geek, opinions≠advice... Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath
Dr. SaRxcasm @saRxcasticRPh
2K Followers 449 Following
Mrs PA-C @MrsPA_C
18K Followers 2K Following Welcome to my diary. I enjoy gifs more than most people. Also, I really love dogs. Thoughts are my own 🙃 EM but striving to become a trophy wife
PHARMERJAY @Skywalkerjaywv
2K Followers 2K Following Christian, father, husband, pharmacist, WVU proud...leave a tremendous legacy
Purr 💕🐻✨ @purrenrage
2K Followers 1K Following Pharmacist who loves bears. Has excellent glitter control. Roller Derby. Hungry celiac/crohny. The last mermaid-jedi-princess-ninja-pirate-unicorn. MN born.
Rebexagliflozin 💊 .. @rdr_pharmacist
2K Followers 765 Following once a pharmacist, always a pharmacist. ❤️💙🦬
childless cat lady @bornahousecat22
663 Followers 587 Following Pharmacist, Hawaii lover, Chicago lover, cat lover, @itsnonametim lover
Trailer Park Orthopod.. @StressHoop
9K Followers 4K Following Cranky #MeatCarpenter & #curmudgeon. Orthopaedic Surgeon, sucker for food, cocktails, doggos, & unheard voices. The trailer is aspirational. #ginfluencer he/him
🦋you gotta be kidd.. @mlizktx73
768 Followers 1K Following I can find humor in any situation because laughter is the best medicine 💖
Choneeee @eatmydrugs
1K Followers 1K Following Pharmacist 💊💉 Vinyl Collector 📻 | Beer Lover 🍻 | Surfer 🤙 | Dog 🐕 and Human👶🏼Dad #LGM #NYR #NYGiants #SJURedStorm All thoughts are my own.
Pharmacy is Phun. Lif.. @DreamPharmD
3K Followers 3K Following Empathy is life. Ex-retail. Spreadsheets to pay da billz. Be kind always and laugh as much as u can. 🐶 😺 🍻 🎶 🥩#samesies
Mark Lewis @marklewismd
88K Followers 39K Following Director, GI Oncology, @Intermountain. Interests: neuroendocrine tumors, cancer syndromes, empathy (even had a Whipple myself). Tweets my own.
John Shields, MD, FAA.. @jointdocShields
24K Followers 6K Following Associate Prof Ortho | #orthotwitter | #photography | Adult Recon | Fellowship & Med Director | Dogs | views are my own
💉Josh Rubin, MD �.. @DrSandman11
30K Followers 11K Following Anesthesiologist, father of 5 ginger #MedTwitterKids. Don’t give anesthesia based on posts. Correlation ≠ causation 💉@DrSandman11 on 🟦⛅️, et al
Miss.Kelsey BS, MBA @MissKelsey_RX
1K Followers 1K Following PharmD Student• Pharmacy Intern•Interests in Community, Emergency Med, Underserved, Policy, HIV Med Access, Harm Reduction •☉ ♉️ ☾ ♋️ ⇡ ♋️ • Tweets are mine
The Anti-hero Charlat.. @RxHeatherT
2K Followers 2K Following Heathercobacter pylori, PharmD, MSHI, MSEd
Smoughnoot @smoughnoot51423
21 Followers 204 Following
Kim Miller @KimMiller175210
87 Followers 3K Following
Venture_Vivian @VentureViv84840
27 Followers 2K Following
scienceyriley @rileydascience
386 Followers 2K Following hi. i am riley and i am obsessed with all things science. my dream is to go to med school one day! she/her
Nancy @nancy67lat
115 Followers 3K Following
Emran @Emran90522815
232 Followers 3K Following
Kathleen Iannone RPh(.. @KathleenIannone
489 Followers 1K Following pharmacist, licensed health insurance agent, local Democratic Party volunteer, loves knitting, cooking, art, yoga, she/her
Comfortable NC Dogs �.. @NCdogs4Hillary
2K Followers 4K Following Enough. #KHive #ForThePeople #StillWithHer #TurnNCBlue
Jordan Baird, PharmD,.. @JordanJBaird
215 Followers 327 Following The #1 pharmacist. I know, I checked. Online. #pharmacy
PharmacyWalkout @PharmacyWalkout
40 Followers 344 Following
Philoman @philoman
331 Followers 788 Following Tired and retired Pharmacist that remembers when pharmacy was phun and you made money! Approach life secundum artem.
Craig Russell 🇧�.. @petvets37
1K Followers 2K Following Veterinarian,30years equine,bovine,small animal medicine/surgery.HS baseball,mental coach.Coast Guard Master Captain. Live on Sognare, a trawler.Pastafarian🇨🇰
Nurse Jackie @Jackicats
178 Followers 556 Following
Brightly @Bright__Shining
283 Followers 2K Following Brightening 🌠📚🥾🏕🧩😷🇺🇸🚀🍀🧧🎲 Likes/reposts are just my notes and don’t necessarily equal agreement🤓
Center for Wise Mind .. @wisemindliving
400 Followers 1K Following CWML is a psychotherapy practice and community learning center focused on giving clients the tools they need to meet life's challenges and to thrive.
Hajara Mahmud @MahmudHaja5194
4 Followers 160 Following
alisha @alishax4564
4 Followers 96 Following I need love fun boy anyone one fun and meet up with me just free join my private albums
nanotechnology @volkagrad
242 Followers 2K Following
Apotex @Apotex
3K Followers 1K Following Canadian-Based Global Health Company. Account managed by Global Corporate Communications M-F 8AM-5PM (EST).
Liam The Wonder Pug S.. @LiamWonderPug
6K Followers 6K Following Hyperactive cystinuria pug, born 5/13? 14?-overnight litter. Pug Jack'son is 9 months older, Siamese cat Sam harasses me. I resist!
✌️Peace&Love❤�.. @KatelynCutter
141 Followers 1K Following
Blue @blueblankeyboy
293 Followers 292 Following Happiness is a warm blanket. Not affiliated with Peanuts.
Mrs. Morningstar @SpicySunshine23
50 Followers 392 Following Human, lover of vintage clothes, perpetual student, budding linguist. Beginning to see that we are all made of stardust.
JR Quinn @jquinnella
47 Followers 2K Following
Alex Evans, PharmD, M.. @Pharmacists_org
748 Followers 5K Following Pharmacist, Medical Writer, Medical Prompt Engineer. FREE E-book: https://t.co/uA1CAjR4Rv Linktree https://t.co/n3UEeEwbnB
Dr. Walter Oronsaye, .. @PhitPharmacist
834 Followers 271 Following 🩺 Pharmacist PharmD 💊 || 🎓 HBCU Grad || 🎙 I Talk and Review all things Health || ✉️ Collabs: [email protected] || https://t.co/JBD5QuDszs
Alok @jus_friends
33 Followers 416 Following Pharmacist | US healthcare recruiter | Pharma management | US FDA audits | API manufacturing | Pharma consultant | Regulatory Affairs | QA/QC #hiring #usjobs
Amanda, APRN, CDCES @TheNPwithT1D
949 Followers 897 Following Internal Med NP. Certified Diabetic Specialist. RRT RN. Type 1 Diabetic. Heavily Caffeinated. Elder Emo. #insulin4all #medtwitter #mentalhealthmatters
Another ZachWasTaken @redsnapper87
163 Followers 1K Following views are my own, but only because it’s in the social media policy
PharmerK8 @Pharmerk8
227 Followers 2K Following Staunch punk rocker in a world full of f*ckin’ hippies @[email protected]
Yet Another Jen @IMissWA2
63 Followers 110 Following
Liam Neeson @Liam_nieeson
47 Followers 599 Following Actor, Director, Film Maker, One of Ireland greatest Actors, Award winner, Officer of the order of the British empire
R_PA-C @r_pa_s
2K Followers 5K Following PA-C. Surviving off coffee and medical puns. This account is mostly my random thoughts and weird ways I remember things🙂|She/Her |🌿 based
Gabby 🤓🫣 @SapiGabby
365 Followers 648 Following AuDHD Mom | Vet USAF | PA-C, Neurosurgery | INFJ-T; 4w5 | Authenticity, Agency, Integrity, Compassion, Collaboration, Healing, Re-discovery, Resilience, Love
Abdul jama @Abdulja67217986
65 Followers 1K Following
Vicente Oliver Fronte.. @VicenteOliverF3
70 Followers 448 Following bETTEr bE nOt TheY sAmE tO alL PrOfilE sO tHis OnE Is lIkE a TwEet tWeEt tO A fAn FUN.🤫👌🤣😘❤️😊😍💕👍😂
TheAddledSpine @TheAddledSpine
1K Followers 5K Following I tweet things of interest, not necessarily agreement.
Mary EM @MaryEM64663926
65 Followers 210 Following CPTSD.depressed optimist.genX.self-aware late bloomer.middle age female rage.big heart.weird 🧠. “ignorant bitch”. “psychotic bitch”. “the bad guy”. 😈☠️🤷♀️😘
Wannabe Stay @home Ca.. @RebelCantBBoxed
56 Followers 219 Following She/her. No time for bigotry and hate. Athiest
Randy Millerd @MillerdRandy
255 Followers 845 Following Hog Fan Forever! Former LEGAL chemical bartender- Pharmacist. Happily retired.
Daniel Marlow @MarlowInv
94 Followers 367 Following Combat Veteran. Retired Law Enforcement Detective. Licensed Private Investigator. DUI Expert.
Charlatan, Char.D. @Emily_EMPharm
733 Followers 2K Following EM pharmacy, healthcare simulation, toxicology, micro dose pressors safety, EM quality and safety, CritCare in ED, harm reduction. Animal lover. Views are mine
Julie Arnett @JulieAr49543251
1 Followers 22 Following
Holly rx mom life @allpharmedout
3K Followers 3K Following PharmD, Christian, wife, mom to 3, part-time balloon crew, part-time retail pharmacy. NDSU 🦬, Canes 🏒, Ravenclaw. I support 🇺🇦!
phlawless pharm✨ @PhlawlessPharm
7K Followers 4K Following Peds EM pharmacist | expert in bubblegum-flavored antibiotics. #EMRx #girlmedtwitter 💊
Sara with a PharmD @SarasCrazyLife
2K Followers 1K Following The internal rants of a PharmD, mother of doxies & a human, wife of RN, giant geek, opinions≠advice... Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath
Dr. SaRxcasm @saRxcasticRPh
2K Followers 449 Following
Mrs PA-C @MrsPA_C
18K Followers 2K Following Welcome to my diary. I enjoy gifs more than most people. Also, I really love dogs. Thoughts are my own 🙃 EM but striving to become a trophy wife
PHARMERJAY @Skywalkerjaywv
2K Followers 2K Following Christian, father, husband, pharmacist, WVU proud...leave a tremendous legacy
Purr 💕🐻✨ @purrenrage
2K Followers 1K Following Pharmacist who loves bears. Has excellent glitter control. Roller Derby. Hungry celiac/crohny. The last mermaid-jedi-princess-ninja-pirate-unicorn. MN born.
Rebexagliflozin 💊 .. @rdr_pharmacist
2K Followers 765 Following once a pharmacist, always a pharmacist. ❤️💙🦬
childless cat lady @bornahousecat22
663 Followers 587 Following Pharmacist, Hawaii lover, Chicago lover, cat lover, @itsnonametim lover
Trailer Park Orthopod.. @StressHoop
9K Followers 4K Following Cranky #MeatCarpenter & #curmudgeon. Orthopaedic Surgeon, sucker for food, cocktails, doggos, & unheard voices. The trailer is aspirational. #ginfluencer he/him
Choneeee @eatmydrugs
1K Followers 1K Following Pharmacist 💊💉 Vinyl Collector 📻 | Beer Lover 🍻 | Surfer 🤙 | Dog 🐕 and Human👶🏼Dad #LGM #NYR #NYGiants #SJURedStorm All thoughts are my own.
Pharmacy is Phun. Lif.. @DreamPharmD
3K Followers 3K Following Empathy is life. Ex-retail. Spreadsheets to pay da billz. Be kind always and laugh as much as u can. 🐶 😺 🍻 🎶 🥩#samesies
Mark Lewis @marklewismd
88K Followers 39K Following Director, GI Oncology, @Intermountain. Interests: neuroendocrine tumors, cancer syndromes, empathy (even had a Whipple myself). Tweets my own.
John Shields, MD, FAA.. @jointdocShields
24K Followers 6K Following Associate Prof Ortho | #orthotwitter | #photography | Adult Recon | Fellowship & Med Director | Dogs | views are my own
💉Josh Rubin, MD �.. @DrSandman11
30K Followers 11K Following Anesthesiologist, father of 5 ginger #MedTwitterKids. Don’t give anesthesia based on posts. Correlation ≠ causation 💉@DrSandman11 on 🟦⛅️, et al
Miss.Kelsey BS, MBA @MissKelsey_RX
1K Followers 1K Following PharmD Student• Pharmacy Intern•Interests in Community, Emergency Med, Underserved, Policy, HIV Med Access, Harm Reduction •☉ ♉️ ☾ ♋️ ⇡ ♋️ • Tweets are mine
The Anti-hero Charlat.. @RxHeatherT
2K Followers 2K Following Heathercobacter pylori, PharmD, MSHI, MSEd
Ricardo ShillyShally @TXFunGuy6
3K Followers 4K Following Yeah, we’re definitely outside the box now, huh? 👀 You always have to know if the juice is worth the squeeze 🍊 It’s like a gift. It’s like I can’t control it.
Kathleen Iannone RPh(.. @KathleenIannone
489 Followers 1K Following pharmacist, licensed health insurance agent, local Democratic Party volunteer, loves knitting, cooking, art, yoga, she/her
Philoman @philoman
331 Followers 788 Following Tired and retired Pharmacist that remembers when pharmacy was phun and you made money! Approach life secundum artem.
Quenby Olson @QEisenacher
5K Followers 1K Following Writer, dancer, caretaker of wild mammals, purveyor of peanut butter and juice boxes. r/fantasy Stabby Award winner. SPFBO 8 Finalist. Repped by @Bibi_Lewis 🐲
Introspective Bioengi.. @Introspect_BME
74 Followers 1K Following Bioengineering PhD Candidate #DisabledInSTEM | Private account but happy to connect!
Dr. Walter Oronsaye, .. @PhitPharmacist
834 Followers 271 Following 🩺 Pharmacist PharmD 💊 || 🎓 HBCU Grad || 🎙 I Talk and Review all things Health || ✉️ Collabs: [email protected] || https://t.co/JBD5QuDszs
Amanda, APRN, CDCES @TheNPwithT1D
949 Followers 897 Following Internal Med NP. Certified Diabetic Specialist. RRT RN. Type 1 Diabetic. Heavily Caffeinated. Elder Emo. #insulin4all #medtwitter #mentalhealthmatters
Clement Lee, MD, MSc @ClementLeeMD
13K Followers 3K Following Med-Peds Hospitalist 👶🏼👵🏽 @NewtonWellesley/@MassGenBrigham via @PennMedicine/@ChildrensPhila | ✍🏻@NEJM | Tweets my own/do not represent employers
PharmerK8 @Pharmerk8
227 Followers 2K Following Staunch punk rocker in a world full of f*ckin’ hippies @[email protected]
Gabby 🤓🫣 @SapiGabby
365 Followers 648 Following AuDHD Mom | Vet USAF | PA-C, Neurosurgery | INFJ-T; 4w5 | Authenticity, Agency, Integrity, Compassion, Collaboration, Healing, Re-discovery, Resilience, Love
Yet Another Jen @IMissWA2
63 Followers 110 Following
R_PA-C @r_pa_s
2K Followers 5K Following PA-C. Surviving off coffee and medical puns. This account is mostly my random thoughts and weird ways I remember things🙂|She/Her |🌿 based
Cindy @RHOCali
1K Followers 1K Following One&Only. Blessed by God, Superwoman by Nature!! PS- I’m smart with a science & financial degree too😉
Charlatan, Char.D. @Emily_EMPharm
733 Followers 2K Following EM pharmacy, healthcare simulation, toxicology, micro dose pressors safety, EM quality and safety, CritCare in ED, harm reduction. Animal lover. Views are mine
No Context Brits @NoContextBrits
1.8M Followers 0 Following A celebration of Great Britain. Contains sarcasm, irony and context. Want to know how to really be a Brit? Link below.
A l p r a z o l a m �.. @legaldrugdilla
639 Followers 393 Following pharm B • hot mess • follow advisory
KimmyNP39 @Islandgirl363
592 Followers 4K Following UNC Chapel Hill MSN-FNP grad. Proud Aunt-Abigail Morgan & William Thomas-miracle babies! Cat mom. NC coastal native. Fluent speaker of sarcasm...Parrothead!
jaclyn @j_n_foster
13K Followers 4K Following genetics BS➡️history MA➡️PharmD student | 🌈👩👩👧👦 | 🇨🇦➡️🇺🇸 | antimicrobial stewardship 🦠 | what you get when you order “pharmacist” on Wish | any/all
Dr. Erin L. Thompson @eltpharmd
2K Followers 1K Following BSEd|BSPS/PharmD|PGY1-Trained|Board-Certified Amb Care & Pharmacotherapy| Advocate|Innovator|Educator| Tweets=My Own/Not Medical Advice/Endorsements
Jen D @JenEnglebretson
172 Followers 645 Following cheesehead, now a Minnesota transplant. lover of life, pets, Packers, Wild, wine, and the outdoors#packershareholder #pharmacytech #oncologyfinancialadvocate
Ms Kris M @mskris16
556 Followers 1K Following Clinical Research Fanatic, CPhT, Public Health Nerd, Poor Mental Health Advocate, Book Collector, @UTSA BS '14 (She/Her)
Lakmal Rathnayake @lakmalrath1
48 Followers 676 Following #Pharmacist #Voleteer Worker3 #Writer #Life Long Learner #Educator #Researcher
Dr. Anne Arvizu @AnneArvizu
11K Followers 3K Following CEO, Corelife Group, Inc. Creator, #THECORELIFEMETHOD Author, #Podcaster #AffluentMinds, #Corepreneur, Keynote, Consultant, Educator. Bridging the gap between…
granny surgeon number.. @grannysurgeon
4K Followers 2K Following trauma surgeon. #nontrad trained @emorysurgery @UCSF_eastbay @uconn @uconnmba. gma\wife\friend. spread love. #medtwitter #surgtwitter #metoo #blm #lgbtq 🏳️🌈
Apocalyptic Apoplecti.. @apothecarysees
5K Followers 6K Following Pharmacist, relief worker in Southwest, Search & Rescue Ranger volunteer, Grand Canyon. 🟦🌊 #BLM #NAFO 🇺🇦🌻🏳️🌈
Brea PharmD @breabarner
191 Followers 895 Following
madame Rachello @madamerachello1
172 Followers 249 Following RX Lead Tech, glorified babysitter, mom x2, wife, smartass, concert violinist, avid crafter and reader, lone supporter of sugar free Red Bull.
Stefanie Ritter @steffiritt87
108 Followers 285 Following Certified pharmacy tech, Lady Gaga fan, KC Chiefs fan,INXS fan, Gen X, 🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇩🇪🇨🇦🇵🇪🇨🇭
Screaming Pectoriloqu.. @Caulimovirus
28K Followers 1K Following PGY-Thrive!!!!! • My dog is possessed by a demon • Kidney enthusiast • Case report liker at @caduceuswildpod • Discord: caulimovirus • [email protected]
Amir M. Hasani @amirmhasani
3K Followers 2K Following MD Candidate at @EVMSedu | President of Cardiology CIG @EVMSedu | Chair of SAC @ScholarRX | Chair of MSTF Education @RSNA | Founder @APTSDAofficial | 🫀
Erik Groset @ErikGroset
4K Followers 2K Following Father, Husband, Entrepreneur. CEO / Co-Founder @BetFullyInc
#PharmGradWishlist @PharmGradWish
1K Followers 776 Following Supporting racially and ethnically minoritized pharmacist trainees as they matriculate through the profession | 📧 [email protected]
Moneypenny @nic_moneypenny
15K Followers 5K Following British Former Chase Economist, BBC Journo, 30yrs financial services, Longcovid dog-loving investigative Spaces Host, Writer, Comedy Therapist
Rohan Gilkes, CFA @rohangilkes
23K Followers 6K Following Bootstrapping stuntman. #TheRoot100 Likes:Justice, fairness, kindness, reason, & table tennis. Dislikes:Trans/homophobia, misogyny, racism, and grapefruit.
Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃ.. @SuckerCarlson
98K Followers 811 Following I'm a Sucker Parody Anchor not affiliated with any Tucker. I'm a sellout.
Mark C. @ls_mchandler
1K Followers 2K Following Husband. Proud father & grandfather. RN MS - Retired Clinical Education Leadership. @KState @UCentralMo @RogersStateU Alum @Chiefs @Royals fan 🎼🍷☕️🏌️♂️
cis lesbian grandma @my_tv_life
755 Followers 1K Following Wife (29 years strong),mom of three sons,grandma to the most amazing grandchildren & pharmacist at local indie pharmacy. Trans rights are human rights.
Amitryptyling @AmiEverAfter
2K Followers 1K Following RN | You’re on your own, kid. You always have been.
Ashley Winter MD || U.. @AshleyGWinter
155K Followers 3K Following Urologist + sex med doc. Views my own. She/Her. IG/threads: @ashleygwinter
Michael Chacon @ChaconPharmD
189 Followers 740 Following
On Par 🌪️ @Golfergirl2018
1K Followers 713 Following Sassy, classy and a little smart assy. Debunking quacks by all walks of life. @golfergirl2018.bsky.social
The best thing about owning a puppy is that you get to hug a puppy every day and that’s the happiest feeling
Our surgical team in Guatemala completed 72 surgeries and distributed 155 wheelchairs! Witnessing the gratitude of our patients, who face enormous challenges, was truly humbling. It's moments like these that remind us to keep things in perspective. I’ll miss these coworkers! ❤️
Timeline cleanse
Okay - I'm picking up snacks for a new mom & dad to be. Mom is due in like 3 weeks. They like everything. I'm going to whole foods, Trader Joes and Aldi's. To load up on snacks for them. Suggestions?
Got the biggest gut punch from my ex today. In this moment, it feels like my entire life is falling into a family court abyss. I try so hard to live day to day like this big scary threat isn’t looming, but it’s always there. I feel like a prisoner.
Not often you get to inject green stuff
I was the attending internist a couple weeks ago and did an LP for a pt that turned out to have urosepsis. "Wait. Is This Fucking Play About Us?" #MedTwitter
Now why would you delete this gem…
NPs shouldn’t exist? Share a positive interaction you’ve had with an NP, as patient or colleague. I’ll go first: an oncology Nurse Practitioner added us in for a same day appointment for my mom (and our whole family) to explain and set up hospice care. They were amazing❤️
Kinda weird to hear from a hiring manager that there is no room for growth and development at this hospital system without a residency, but then expect mw to be an overachiever. Like, what is the incentive?
NPO after midnight is just convenience for the healthcare workers & the OR, not what is necessary for the patient to have safe surgery (in most cases)
What’s your unpopular medical opinion that would land you in this position? Drop it in this thread
This second photo is my retirement goals.
Black tie is fundamentally party clothes, so they can be fun. You can wear tartan velvet dinner jackets with Prince Albert slippers or Belgian loafers if you want. But a governing principle should be elegance. Widening sleeves and pants here will help in this regard.
Me, a nurse, when a doc loses their mind because I questioned patient orders
Even Doogie Howser thinks these “med students” look a bit young
They showed med students what a c-section looks like😭
Hanging out with the pediatric oncologist
Safety squints are ineffective against the power of the sun, your lookingballs will still boil
@SarasCrazyLife It's been a few years now, but what part of : "I slather preparation H all over my body in the morning because I think it repels hobbits, but I don't believe in hobbits" makes sense?
@SarasCrazyLife As a veterinarian this cracks me up and I laugh hysterically until I start crying and have to go drink some wine
@SarasCrazyLife During the pandemic, a horsie store in Vegas made you show them a photo of you with your horse before they'd sell you ivermectin...😁
As a pharmacist, have you ever read something so dumb it makes you squint? So confident, yet so wrong 😂
Me: it’s the end of the day, let’s go to sleep now please My brain:
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