Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @SuckerCarlson
I'm a Sucker Parody Anchor not affiliated with any Tucker. I'm a sellout. instagram.com/suckercarlson Mount Rushmore, SD, USA Joined January 2019-
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"One day in early 2026 House Speaker Marge left work with a sense of fulfillment. She knew she had made a meaningful difference and the Woke Mind Virus was finally retreating."
"One day in early 2026 House Speaker Marge left work with a sense of fulfillment. She knew she had made a meaningful difference and the Woke Mind Virus was finally retreating." https://t.co/PlvERPwEv2
BREAKING: Not only will P45's second tenancy at White Castle not feature a dog, he is likely to pick a VP with a history of dog shooting (who reportedly also shot a goat that was 'nasty and mean, because it had not been castrated'). theguardian.com/books/2024/apr…
To me this picture kind of looks like the poster for a 90s TV show pilot that didn't get picked up for production.
To me this picture kind of looks like the poster for a 90s TV show pilot that didn't get picked up for production.
"Hope gives eternal hickies"
BREAKING: The recently reported hair shortage in P45's comb over is possibly the latest sign that unintended things can catch fire when you try to burn everything down.
BREAKING: The recently reported hair shortage in P45's comb over is possibly the latest sign that unintended things can catch fire when you try to burn everything down. https://t.co/ECZrmn4AiV
P45 LEGAL UPDATE: Sometimes the easiest way of achieving immunity is to get poked by Fauci's vaccination needles, even if you're a star. cnn.com/2024/04/25/pol…
"Milk prices are by no means exempt from the devastating inflation the woke crazies have caused, and I can't help but agree with P45 that $130,000 for a few ounces of unpasteurized organic product is simply not reasonable." -- MAGA reaction to P45's hush money case
"Milk prices are by no means exempt from the devastating inflation the woke crazies have caused, and I can't help but agree with P45 that $130,000 for a few ounces of unpasteurized organic product is simply not reasonable." -- MAGA reaction to P45's hush money case
"Not that we went anywhere"
"Not that we went anywhere" https://t.co/eKAerj55dD
"Following his indictment in the Arizona 2020 election subversion case, Mark Meadows stated that he never liked the smell of whatever was going on during his tenure in P45's White Castle administration, but figured Ghouliani had just eaten some bad shrimp." -- Future News…
I believe the German word for 'violated gag order' is 'Ubergepinkelt Scheissklappebefehl', but I could be wrong.
I believe the German word for 'violated gag order' is 'Ubergepinkelt Scheissklappebefehl', but I could be wrong.
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@SuckerCarlson Thank you, unexpected and genuine humor is a positive way to start my day!
@SuckerCarlson Why must monkeys always be exploited? 🐒
@SuckerCarlson You been gone?...first post of yours I've seen in a while
@SuckerCarlson @smc429 Hey 👋🏽 Carlson, lol 😂🤣
@SuckerCarlson But he still thinks girls are icky.
@SuckerCarlson Yes we will. I’m sure his lawyers are praying. He’ll keep his big mouth shut so I’m excited if he does get on the stand. Giving political speeches won’t happen there.
@SuckerCarlson That would certainly make sense.
@SuckerCarlson Are these “science monitors” the same ppl who want to nuke hurricanes to blow them apart?
BREAKING: Democratic star Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez delivers a show-stopping Earth Day speech for President Biden, touting his historic climate change announcement. Share this with EVERY Trump cultist you encounter. "Today is a historic day and a landmark…
I don't care what the article says, it's a great pic.
P45 LEGAL UPDATE: Most legal analysts agree that P45's lawyers will not put him on the stand unless he shows discipline and does not try to pet Marge's monkey. cnn.com/2024/04/22/pol…
First person with a valid answer wins an invisible prize. How did the insurrection that killed a cop and almost killed a few others, plan itself? There's NOBODY going down for the planning or funding so how is that possible? All answers accepted.