Love that they do this. I was doing this onstage when I started stand up I’d go into the crowd with a flashlight and find look alikes. Wait til the end
7 years ago, I wrote a small piece about a man who was falsely accused of a crime.
A few days later, I got an anonymous telling me to look up the woman they called “the evilest white woman on earth.”
What happened next is the absolute wildest story you’ll ever hear
A thread
How humiliating. The Charlotte GOP accidentally mocked a word-for-word transcript of Donald Trump's incoherent speech without realizing it was Trump's words.
I pay what I owe.
Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS
$288,000,000.00
This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year.
Tag a former president that you know doesn’t
I pay what I owe.
Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS
$288,000,000.00
This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year.
Tag a former president that you know doesn’t
One time at Tony Atlas’ birthday party we told him for his present we’re gonna have Big Bertha walk on his face. He laid down and closed his eyes. Then we had @bruceprichard stand on his face. The smiles on their faces could’ve lit up a Christmas tree. #BriscoTrueStories
One time at Tony Atlas’ birthday party we told him for his present we’re gonna have Big Bertha walk on his face. He laid down and closed his eyes. Then we had @bruceprichard stand on his face. The smiles on their faces could’ve lit up a Christmas tree. #BriscoTrueStories
I’m a leftist teacher. If I were actually capable of indoctrinating your kids, they’d wear deodorant, stay off their phones in class, and stop answering every question with “bruh”
#Indoctrination
In 2019, I signed a contract with the Philadelphia Phillies.
5 years later, I haven't played in a single MLB game.
Here's how the Minor Leagues work (and what it's like to be one):
Dan Zaksheske has 3k followers. He asked Dawn Staley a hypothetical about trans athletes at the women’s final four.
Beth Hoole has 5k followers. A little girl broke down crying after getting an autograph from one of the players at the women’s final four. She caught the moment…
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21+ Nature is my religion.
Democrat.
We're all humans living on this rock.
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Grandfather
Retired Nuclear Submarine Officer.
Renewable Energy Executive.
US Naval Academy graduate.
Former Floridian
COLORADO!!
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21+ Nature is my religion.
Democrat.
We're all humans living on this rock.
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Lost my old account so started this one. I follow back!! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
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