Perpetual Kid @Perpetual_Kid
Unique Gifts + Funny Cards to Entertain Your Inner Child! We're a small business! Often offensive... but always fun! perpetualkid.com World Wide Web Joined January 2009-
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For those who bleed suspense! 🩸 Rather be curled up with a jump scare than out in the sun, we present: The Horror Nerd Pen Set! #horrormovies #AHS #slasherfilms #jumpscare perpetualkid.com//products/horr…
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Looking for a Mother's Day or Father's Day gift with some zing? ⚡⚡⚡ Our snarky Parenting Pen Set will send them! #mothersday #fathersday #parenting #parenthood perpetualkid.com/products/paren…
✌️🔴🟡🟢🔵 🥳 Get ready for the tiniest twister party ever! 🌀 Introducing the officially-licensed Mini Twister Game! 🎈 Who knew fun could be this small? Let the finger acrobatics begin! #fingertwister #Twister #RetroGames #wordssmallest perpetualkid.com/products/mini-…
Motherhood. It’s all good in the hood(ie). 🩷🌷🌺🩷🌸🧁🩷 Because every mom has a little bit of gangster in her just waiting to come out. #greetingcard #mothersday #hoodie #momsday #motherhood #toughasamother perpetualkid.com/products/mothe…
Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks! 👏❤️👏❤️👏❤️👏❤️👏❤️👏❤️👏❤️👏❤️👏❤️ Hilariously adorable they also make it perfectly okay to eat with your hands, in any dining situation! #helpinghands #chopsticks #ramen #foodiegift perpetualkid.com/products/helpi…
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