Alina Habba celebrated her birthday on St. Barts by teaching her friends how to angle their bodies for selfies. Afterwards it was revealed that at least three of these women had broken a hip
@PaulRudnickNY Also, King Karl Gustav airport needs better security. How were these people even let in??
@PaulRudnickNY Is the white because they're virginal? Or are they instantly ready for the altar? I can't w these women ...
@PaulRudnickNY "Wives of Small Town Ford Dealers Visit St Barts" is what I thought when I saw this.
@PaulRudnickNY (But it was just because it was the first time their thighs had been reunited with one another)
@PaulRudnickNY I just got E. Jean $83 mil, let’s go celebrate, shall we?
@PaulRudnickNY Alina Habbaa and the rest of the cast of Dream Girls at the Sarah Huckabee Sanders Dinner Theatre of Little Rock.
@PaulRudnickNY Did she need to pee? Is that why her legs are crossed?
@PaulRudnickNY They've learned to keep their legs crossed or close together when around Donnie and his friends.