Ivanka and Jared did a photo op hike in upstate New York because: - They're still not allowed back in Manhattan - They found a treasure map - They're getting in shape to be chased by federal agents - Ivanka keeps saying, "Jared, look in that ravine. No, get closer"
@PaulRudnickNY She‘s had a chin and cheek implants and lip fillers. guess that’s what one does when you get $2B + in 4 years.
@PaulRudnickNY Ivanka's looking pretty filtered.
@PaulRudnickNY Jared misheard the title The Man Who Went Up the Hill and Came Down a Mountain ...but Ivanka wasn't having any of it
@PaulRudnickNY @RichmanMartin All black and gray. This is Goth Javanka.
@PaulRudnickNY - She wants to be closer to Trudeau
@PaulRudnickNY He’s starting to look like he used to and she has a new face