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Super Bowl 2023 Halftime Show wish: an orchestra opens with a rendition of Rude Boy or something and Rick Astley rises up through the stage. Rihanna Rickrolls the world.

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4 years ago

I really hope there's a technical term for that thing where you don't have to pee until you get about 20 ft from your front door, and then you're about to piss yourself.

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4 years ago

It was only then that I realized —I am the monster at the end of this book. -Grover 𝘔𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴

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4 years ago

I always thought the "beyond" part of @BeyondMeat meant plant based, not people! 👃

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4 years ago

Getting worried about the IRS hiring auditors is like a drunk driver worrying when the city sets up a bunch of DUI checkpoints

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4 years ago

@milesofgray Mario Kart has a mode where the kid doesn't even have to pick up the fucking controller

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4 years ago

@jmarms AWD: All Wheel Divide #JJHoCaseName

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4 years ago

Are the @Buccaneers trying to be The Expendables?

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4 years ago

The @tacobell near me has been temporarily closed for about a month. I've also lost about 5 lbs this month. I pray this is a statistical anomaly.

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4 years ago

@milesofgray One more for Breath of the Wild, the ultimate get stoned, chill, and just vibe in the world game. Also, Stardew Valley is like Animal Crossing if you don't want to deal with online people.

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4 years ago

@Winstonious If only there was a podcast for this 😉

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4 years ago

AZ instituted a "moment of silence" for public schools. We all know @DougDucey really wanted to tell Florida to hold his beer, and force kids to pray the gay away each morning, but he didn't have the guts.