This Easter, please take a moment to remember that if Jesus turned up now, we would lock him on a giant barge while we pass illegal legislation that will let us send him to Rwanda. Happy Easter.
@Parody_PM @LaniBeno Nah.. Jesus would do it right. Get a passport and cross the channel on a ferry.
@Parody_PM Happy Easter everyone! Let's take a moment to remember that if Jesus came back today, we'd probably lock him up on a giant barge and pass some illegal legislation to ship him off to Rwanda. Because that's what this holiday is all about, right? #HappyEaster
@Parody_PM This #Easter, remember if Jesus appeared today, we'd lock him up and send him away. Happy Easter indeed. #ToryLogic 🛳️🙏 x.com/hol40900/statu…
@Parody_PM This #Easter, remember if Jesus appeared today, we'd lock him up and send him away. Happy Easter indeed. #ToryLogic 🛳️🙏 x.com/hol40900/statu…
@Parody_PM Jesus never came to the uk .. but if he did, he could well arrive legally with a passport, including a photo ID..... unlike some deities we could mention
@Parody_PM And the Church of England wants to fell healthy urban trees at #RiponCathedral to build an £8 MILLION annex. Not their money obviously. But a public appeal yorkshirebylines.co.uk/region/protest…
@Parody_PM If Jesus returned by boat again to the Gower, would he just be seen as an unwanted black immigrant. Freedom of Movement is a choice, not unwanted immigration.
@Parody_PM He’d probably have been drafted into the IDF!