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This is going to end so poorly.
This is going to end so poorly.
Me listening to Renaissance
Me listening to Renaissance
God please let the Kendrick/Drake #discourse be over because y’all are exhausting!
DEA To Reclassify Weed As Less Dangerous Drug joemygod.com/2024/04/dea-to…
My mother told me once “I wasn’t your friend when you were young and now that you’re an adult, I’m definitely not your friend” and I couldn’t argue.
My mother told me once “I wasn’t your friend when you were young and now that you’re an adult, I’m definitely not your friend” and I couldn’t argue.
Keep answering password security questions if you want to.
Keep answering password security questions if you want to.
Aww I had missed lil Nas x casually destroying people on the internet.
Aww I had missed lil Nas x casually destroying people on the internet.
I’m about to mute ‘Amanda’, ‘Seales’, ‘Amanda Seales’, AND the seal emoji because I’m sick of it.
I find it absolutely astonishing how casually people show up 10-15 minutes late for a concert/show and then bitch that they didn’t get to see their kid.
Unohana revealing to Kenny that she was the Kenpachi before him
It’s giving IKEA monkey
I am SO glad I never ever bothered with trying to be/act straight.
I am SO glad I never ever bothered with trying to be/act straight.
Someone should rewrite Barber’s A Hand of Bridge and make it a group of people playing Cards Against Humanity.
There was a tweet from a woman on here last year that said that for the sake of her mental health, she instantly blocks men that disagree with her because most instinctively do it because we’re just conditioned to disagree with anything women say. And she was correct.
𝗗𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻�.. @MynxRho
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Sarah Spurlin 🤍 @sarahcatspurlin
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shame is an effective.. @heyalyshahey
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Stick’em Up Dee �.. @DejonNoMustard
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doc @ShutUpMurdy
1K Followers 746 Following views are my own and do not reflect my employer, partners, or my mother 🫡
Sour★Peanut Butter�.. @iDavey
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Deborah 💋 @Deborah__K22
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Sigrid Frossard @FrossaSigr
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speaker of the house .. @mattdunnels
540 Followers 558 Following please have a look at my cries for help 🏳️🌈#sociologist #beatmaker #screenwriter
Eileen 😍 @Eileen__A1514
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Veronica Agoras @AgoVeronic
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Tamara @Tamara329073118
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Penny Brown @PennyBrown51644
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Jul*an @NOTjmill26_
560 Followers 284 Following She flew the second mother plane into the World Cunt Center on Slaytember 11th.
pero Dennis @shotking151
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Valerie Marie Halla (.. @MsValerieHalla
126 Followers 119 Following Je Veux Vivre Slander Account. he/him/she/her/whatever
micah 🎻🏳️�.. @tokentransfag
199 Followers 791 Following musician, gay ass bitch, human person (in that order). DMA @ UMN ‘26.
![I may be Dyslexic but I can Read a Bitch. I'm just a Loretta Devine looking for my Gregory Hines.
[ Third Ward Trill ] Proud member of BΔK inc. Fall '97](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1704352082801659905/124UO6Wz.jpg)
Descovy Diamond 💎 @D0wJ0nEs
4K Followers 2K Following I may be Dyslexic but I can Read a Bitch. I'm just a Loretta Devine looking for my Gregory Hines. [ Third Ward Trill ] Proud member of BΔK inc. Fall '97
Gregory A. Hilliard, .. @GHilliardJr
405 Followers 4K Following Conductor|MS Choir Dir|Baritenor|@agohq ChM|ATX @SweetAdsIntl MD|@PanoramicVoices SL|@InversionATX|Prev @TheCapChordsmen|MM @txstmusic|Ret @USCG Kid|Calceophile
J J ☀️ @jmntlv_
571 Followers 911 Following Clarinetist | Vocalist | Ocarinist | Chronic Optimist | Bad Bitch ✨♐️♍️♍️
Dee 🌈 🏳️�.. @DarqueKnight_
173 Followers 7K Following Thirtysomething Millennial Live, Laugh, Love & Learn BLM ✊🏾 🌴 🏖 ☀ 🎶 👻 Snapchat: TheDarqueKnight
Karen @harrison1karen
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Lara St. John @StJohnLara
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Samuel Pickens @SamuelPickens5
503 Followers 5K Following I'm a loyal honest person don't like drama but you to me with it.. It's another problem am a drama free person... Can someone please help me get a kidney...
hhhfggvx @HhhggdwddSunny
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KATELIN KHODAI. @KATELIN11252962
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Kasper @KwicklyKasper
431 Followers 3K Following love-has a useless degree-goat, pig, rabbit, duck, and chicken farmer-pansexual-disabled-ex school teacher-homemade dairy products-minors DNI 18+
🐨 @derpykoalaboi
124 Followers 193 Following Does being in my 30's make me a queer elder now? 😅🔆; he/him 🏳️⚧️; punk rock prince disguised as an adult🙌
Hannah 🐝 @composinghab21
2K Followers 3K Following DMus composer of alien music @ McGill University. director, rhythm is image new music initiative. opinionated postmodern modernist. rescue dog mom.
MonsterKing @CerromeRussell
36K Followers 3K Following #DeceptiComics Stand Up Comedian #BadAdviceShow Podcast YouTube: CerromeRussellComic
𝗗𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻�.. @MynxRho
7K Followers 900 Following it gets weird over here. i make art. i make pottery. i make miniatures.
Sarah Spurlin 🤍 @sarahcatspurlin
330 Followers 1K Following Follow me so I can annoy you about hockey! l she/her l operatic soprano l Sigma Alpha Iota ❤️🌹l #Yotes Forever
that do-si-do @_tradeadjacent
6K Followers 745 Following my grandma was the neighborhood candy lady. he/him SnapChat: Sh_Adrian IG: trade_adjacent https://t.co/GDGqNAxBj5
shame is an effective.. @heyalyshahey
3K Followers 673 Following country. coffee-enthusiast. very much online.
Stick’em Up Dee �.. @DejonNoMustard
5K Followers 941 Following flirtin, gettin numbers in the summer 😎🌴☀️
X. D. @XavierDLeau
61K Followers 1K Following world famous podcaster @jadeandxd | award winning producer ('QUARTER CENTURY'+ 'RIVERMENT')| tedx speaker | tweets by assistant. email: [email protected]
doc @ShutUpMurdy
1K Followers 746 Following views are my own and do not reflect my employer, partners, or my mother 🫡
Sour★Peanut Butter�.. @iDavey
40K Followers 5K Following I'm a gaymer (PSN: iDavey87_) I'm a lover. I'm a foodie. I'm a techie. I'm ENFJ. I'm David. Bey waved at me.
Assanté @heyassante
40K Followers 669 Following just another afterthought…| Music Man | Anime Bae | Ridic Sci-Fi Guy | @friendzonepod x @ifiwar | mgmt: [email protected]
angenay @_angenay
81K Followers 137 Following come to the hoop sessions with me 🏀 business page @awuniverse
speaker of the house .. @mattdunnels
540 Followers 558 Following please have a look at my cries for help 🏳️🌈#sociologist #beatmaker #screenwriter
Pet Shop Boys @petshopboys
135K Followers 60 Following The new album “Nonetheless” including the singles "Loneliness" and "Dancing star" out now. Dreamworld 2024 tickets on sale now.
Meghann Cuniff @meghanncuniff
119K Followers 998 Following “arguably the most influential legal journalist working today” - Washington Post | Subscribe to my mailing list ⬇️ TikTok: meghannmcuniff
Runesmith @the_runesmith
18K Followers 294 Following Creative director & unlicensed writing teacher. I make books and games also sometimes videos. Also I'm hiding in ur closet lol it/Logan
Jul*an @NOTjmill26_
560 Followers 284 Following She flew the second mother plane into the World Cunt Center on Slaytember 11th.
Valerie Marie Halla (.. @MsValerieHalla
126 Followers 119 Following Je Veux Vivre Slander Account. he/him/she/her/whatever
arvo färt @arvofart
8K Followers 1K Following award-losing composer | lapsed saxophonist | please commission me to write a Hellraiser opera | he/him
micah 🎻🏳️�.. @tokentransfag
199 Followers 791 Following musician, gay ass bitch, human person (in that order). DMA @ UMN ‘26.
Blackie Onassis @_jaysaidSO
284 Followers 253 Following Proverbs 7:26: "Like and I'm corny. But if I'm not your type of meal, don't eat. It's just that simple." 🇯🇲
635 East @635east
645 Followers 25 Following An 11-mile roadway construction project by @TxDOT to improve Interstate 635 from US 75 in North Dallas to I-30 in Mesquite. Visit https://t.co/8oN4KSixGw for more.
community notes viola.. @cnviolations
865K Followers 6 Following not affiliated with @x or @communitynotes | DM Submissions
𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 .. @justxhenry
29K Followers 3K Following Black Queer Freelance Writer for @TheBodyDotCom, Sex Positive Public Speaker, and I make occasional dirty jokes.
SPILL @SpillMob
27K Followers 0 Following a visual conversation moving at the speed of culture | public beta available on iOS & Android | account help: [email protected] | media: [email protected]
Gregory A. Hilliard, .. @GHilliardJr
405 Followers 4K Following Conductor|MS Choir Dir|Baritenor|@agohq ChM|ATX @SweetAdsIntl MD|@PanoramicVoices SL|@InversionATX|Prev @TheCapChordsmen|MM @txstmusic|Ret @USCG Kid|Calceophile
philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_
399K Followers 3K Following detroit native. deputy editor @huffpost. subscribe to my free newsletter below! 👇🏾
Lara St. John @StJohnLara
2K Followers 2K Following Violinist, owner of Ancalagon label and earth's cutest iguana. Survivor and creator of "Dear Lara", a documentary about abuse in music schools coming 2024.
🐨 @derpykoalaboi
124 Followers 193 Following Does being in my 30's make me a queer elder now? 😅🔆; he/him 🏳️⚧️; punk rock prince disguised as an adult🙌
ecrogers @ecrogers2
130 Followers 321 Following Conductor, Husband, Friend and lover of God, people, music and life. Trying to live life with NO REGRETS ❤️
Jaythechou @jaythechou
351K Followers 22 Following And the Oscar goes to Paddington 3 You can find my other Paddington Photoshops at https://t.co/HPXhncqHx6
Transylvania Alumni @TransyAlumni
1K Followers 574 Following Connecting Transylvania University alumni to one another and back to their alma mater.
van the vice 🔫 ♉.. @Vand3r3k
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Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R
31K Followers 847 Following Dad and music theory/history guy. Will help you with your theory homework.
princey: "i have swag.. @notPRINCEY
2K Followers 413 Following skimming off the top. 👑✨ || Morehouse 🎓+ Villanova 🎓|| 🦁☀️/🏹🌘/🦂📈 || #dirtybirds #LAKESHOW
Austin @thor0din50n
346 Followers 546 Following
MINI USA @MINIUSA
89K Followers 233 Following Timeless design, unconventional charm, and legendary go-kart handling since 1959.
New York Times Pitchb.. @DougJBalloon
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Atlanta Concert Band @ATLConcertBand
182 Followers 170 Following Founded in 1958 and performing every year since 1973, the Atlanta Concert Band performs a wide variety of concerts in many different venues all over Atlanta.
Descovy Diamond 💎 @D0wJ0nEs
4K Followers 2K Following I may be Dyslexic but I can Read a Bitch. I'm just a Loretta Devine looking for my Gregory Hines. [ Third Ward Trill ] Proud member of BΔK inc. Fall '97
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🐿️✨America Is .. @DragonflyJonez
230K Followers 3K Following You gonna just decide that I'm drunk? Who are you to decide that I'm drunk? I make that decision. That decision is between me and God.
Jaboukie’s Deleted .. @jaboukiearchive
61K Followers 6 Following I thought @Jaboukie didn’t tweet much anymore until I turned his notifications on one day. I was wrong. Greatest hits in my likes
Retired School Librar.. @tomstream
175 Followers 731 Following My school emails were FOIAed because books in my libraries had LGBTQ characters. Now I hang out all day with my wife and dog. 1990 MSU grad.
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LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives
122K Followers 1 Following The legendary Liza Minnelli will outlive us all.Not me! Y'all be easy tho!
oh hell... the multiracials are posting their black family members for validation again 💀 this is all your fault @kendricklamar
I thought this was Julia Louis-Dreyfus
THIS GIF IS KILLING MEEEZKZKX/;(&:$!:!
DEA To Reclassify Weed As Less Dangerous Drug joemygod.com/2024/04/dea-to…
came home and don’t wanna see none of these niggas…
Everybody was laughing but I ask you for a moment, imagine what Lucille Ball must have experienced to make her keenly sensitive to the casual SA that was culture in her era?
Lucille Ball repeatedly tells David Sheehan to stop touching audience members in 1978
of all the things to make me feel "validated" as a writer, the MFA experience is not one of them. y'all can quote me!
Why was I just leaping for joy because I got the results from my physical and a bitch is NOT dying 😎
Literally me in a graph wow
@NOTjmill26_ I had to google this because why did I think that was one of those Amazon gwakgwak5000 things
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congrats @kimpetras on your first top #11 album!! #11 on the worst albums of all time list but still a #11!❤️
People keep asking Beyoncé for a GRWM but we’ve had the Grown Woman video for 10 years
“What challe ngers doing tonight” is so childish. I’m yelling
@notPRINCEY sheesh. this might be the year we have to put you on the liver transplant waiting list.
Abusing, bullying, and denying their identity isn't going to stop them being Queer. It's just going to stop them talking to you or trusting you.
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