Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo
hello? | GovCon | she/her | 🇪🇸 🏳️🌈 Maryland, USA Joined February 2014-
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Okay, but why though?
Oh yeah because men definitely look up the meaning of flower colors before buying them!! Be bitter quietly, stop stinkin up the place.
Oh yeah because men definitely look up the meaning of flower colors before buying them!! Be bitter quietly, stop stinkin up the place.
I really like Natalie when I saw her in Survivor: Winners at War but I’m watching her and her sister’s season of amazing race and they’re fucking insufferable I can’t stand them. I hope they lose.
How are you making yourself the victim here lmao
Me: I don’t have a working problem My sent folder:
All you guys have cute lil selfies where you shine in your flawlessness and this is mine
All you guys have cute lil selfies where you shine in your flawlessness and this is mine https://t.co/RzAbeuTIGc
Omg my Nook’s Cranny has had the same stupid fucking electric fan for sale for the last week and I’m OVER IT SHOW ME SOMETHING NEW
@BBCBreaking Who started the violence, BBC? Why does your headline only mention pro-Palestinians protestors when it was the pro-Israel ones instigating acts of violence? Is it because you are biased toward one side in particular?
@BBCBreaking Who started the violence, BBC? Why does your headline only mention pro-Palestinians protestors when it was the pro-Israel ones instigating acts of violence? Is it because you are biased toward one side in particular?
Some guy I had a thing with for a while is in a D&D group that’s gotten very popular over the last year or so and honestly I couldn’t be happier for him, this could not be a more perfect situation. I truly hope he’s happy and thriving and becomes even more successful!
The druggie version of “just be happy” lmao. “Laugh that shit off” bitch please 🙄🙄🙄 would love to see somebody say that about literally any other illness ever lmfao get fucked
The druggie version of “just be happy” lmao. “Laugh that shit off” bitch please 🙄🙄🙄 would love to see somebody say that about literally any other illness ever lmfao get fucked
If the mere presence of kids prevents you from relaxing, you need to get help lmao
If the mere presence of kids prevents you from relaxing, you need to get help lmao
No thanks, I don’t want to be sacrificed in the body of a bear and set on fire in the Swedish mountains
No thanks, I don’t want to be sacrificed in the body of a bear and set on fire in the Swedish mountains
Gentle reminder that the US is just as, if not more, geographically dispersed than Europe. Y’all’s countries are states over here.
Gentle reminder that the US is just as, if not more, geographically dispersed than Europe. Y’all’s countries are states over here. https://t.co/n862No8ict
I wish I had more moots that were in the same industry as me because I have some very specific complaints that I want others to validate that sound so stupid but they’re not, I swear
¡¡¡NO ONE WILL SAY I LIKED THE BEAR ATTACK!!!
The people upset about this were the same people who laughed when a US citizen and professional sports player was arrested for having a weed vape in Russia. Can’t have your cake and eat it too mfers
The people upset about this were the same people who laughed when a US citizen and professional sports player was arrested for having a weed vape in Russia. Can’t have your cake and eat it too mfers
she’s right n she should say it louder
Also I’m so glad Walton Goggins is FINALLY getting the attention he has deserved for an eternity
ah si, los dos géneros
ah si, los dos géneros https://t.co/krYru1EiFR
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Parents?!
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