Andrew O'Boy Carlström @NotThatAOC
I'm not funny. Host of the Alignment Shift podcast by Lawful Stupid RPG: https://t.co/7JownTkcr5 Meriden, CT Joined January 2019-
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"During your times of trial and suffering/ when you see only one set of footprints/ it was then that I carried you." #dndmemes #dnd
@DonaldJTrumpJr doesn't know what communism is, pass it on
If the Betsy Ross Flag, the flag of the American Revolution, is too offensive for Nike to commemorate The 4th of July maybe Nike should go with this... seems to be more in line with their views.
Extolling the virtues of rescuing bicycles. . . . #comedy #broadwaycomedyclub #nyc #nyccomedy @ Broadway Comedy Club instagram.com/p/BzYIKuUntQpj…
#SaveAPBio seriously how can you get rid of one of the smartest comedies on tv right now you stupid idiots
Wife:: Andrew, I need this. Me: What is it W: It's a self balancing electric unicycle. M: W: It only weighs 45 pounds and goes 20 miles per hour M: W: It looks so fucking stupid. I love it.
Highlights of last night: -Spreading the word of ethical cannibalism -Being told I look like I "watch death" -Holding in the biggest fart for 5 minutes onstage
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with an abortion is a good guy with an abortion
Hey did you know that even if a fetus is a person (its not) no one can force you to use your body to keep another person alive against your will? That's why we dont have mandatory organ donations. Bodily autonomy is a real thing, and it's one of your most important rights! #wild
Most people don't know this but Kali is actually the Hindu god of jazz hands.
Everyone knows about Mothers' Day, but not many people know about Motherfucker's Day, which was roughly 9 months ago #MothersDay #HappyMothersDay
That's amore has Six syllables then six more The last line has five
Guy goes to see a therapist. He says doctor, I'm very depressed. I don't know what to do. Dr says go see the great clown pagliacci, he's in town tonight. Guy says, I fucking hate clowns, I said I'm depressed I'm not a fucking child, what the fuck kind of doctor prescribes clowns
@aleksandrdangr Really? This is what I do at every concert I go to
Just realized @ewarren and Lorraine Warren can never make a buddycopesque movie about a ghost in the Capitol building who wants to expose corruption in government and well now I'm sad
Upcoming shows - TONIGHT @COMIXmohegansun w/ frankmurgalo and @pat_oates This Saturday April 27 @takemetoreverie w/ cheryllallocomedy instagram.com/p/Bwr5208Ha9-2…
Stephanie Hofeller @SHofeller
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Chuck Staton @DiscountChuck
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Ryan Brauth @ryanbrauth
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
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KarmaJolt @CakeMatrix
527 Followers 2K Following I post a weird combination of politics, gaming stuff, and occasionally some adorable animals. He/Him. Chances are, I think you're pretty cool. #WhoDat
ComedyLoL.com @comedylolcom
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