Murphy McHugh "bluexcheck.pay/reject.sad" @NotMurphyMcHugh
Comedy writer/performer/director, DC small biz owner, Movie watcher, DC sports fan. My sketch team: https://t.co/RTeWeBTwOL… murphymchugh.com/index.html Joined August 2011-
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Eilish Car Bomb
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Kirk Cousins speaks
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I didn't realize Atlanta was in Alabama because they just fucked Cousins
I didn't realize Atlanta was in Alabama because they just fucked Cousins
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First look at Marvin Harrison Jr. and Kyler Murray 🔥🔥🔥
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Left hand up
Left hand up https://t.co/dI9fCeLIA1
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To: The 2024 draft class From: An all-time great Stick around for the surprise. Let it serve as inspiration. #RaiseHail
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💘 💘 💘 Happy 90th birthday to Shirley MacLaine—a true original, who over the course of a legendary career has breathed life into some of the most unforgettable characters ever conjured on-screen. 💘 💘 💘 Here she is on the set of WHAT A WAY TO GO! (1964), which we'll be…
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LeBron could never
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Texting your friends you got home
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im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)
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this one's my favorite
this one's my favorite https://t.co/KfGrXL7whf
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[borat voice, sadly] my wife
Triumph's nepo baby
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Foldable boat designed to be dismantled and folded for storage or transport x.com/xudong1966/sta…
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Breaking News: Temu has reported losses upwards of $37 after losing several shipping containers in the Baltimore bridge collapse.
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Imagine the effort it took this dolphin to propose, then the woman he loves does this in front of him? Just awful.
The cheesy magicians of the animal kingdom
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Cities face rising murder rates
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What's a crab rangoon to a crab rangoblin?
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how do you program a robot to even hit a hole in one?
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A stink bug comes into the room and waves at her.
The year is 2017, you just paid $9.99 for a month of unlimited movies. You watch the LEGO Batman Movie 3 days in a row. You have no idea how any of this is sustainable, but you don’t question it. Life is good.
5 potential post-draft free agents that intrigue me: - CB Stephon Gilmore - LT Mekhi Becton - LT Donovan Smith - OG Dalton Risner - WR Hunter Renfrow
Again, I'm disregarding everything that happened on defense last year due to coaching. Clean slate for everyone. If you can't contribute under this coaching staff, then it's probably the player.
This is Gilbert. He's been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
Bro called him “Janiel Dones” 😂
The NFL is so wrong for sending Jamaal Charles up there knowing he can’t read 😭
Adam Peters said they couldn't believe DT Johnny Newton was still on the board at 36. They even tried trading up. No need, as it turns out. Said the pocket collapser "arrives violently."
Luke McCaffrey was drafted in round 3 pick 100 in the 2024 draft class. He scored a 9.44 #RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 192 out of 3402 WR from 1987 to 2024. ras.football/ras-informatio…
Closing out the night 💯 @mccaffrey_luke | #RaiseHail
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