NOT Lenny Bruce @NotLennyBruce
Soulless Heathen. Wherever. Joined September 2020-
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She came to meet me in St. Louis. It has been some time since we’ve seen each other. It’s weird. But nice. I dunno. Anywho, going to a fancy meal.
Boss: Hope your time off was restful. Me: Honestly, I was so bored I’m actually looking forward to coming back to work. Boss: That’s great! I wanted to go over a few… Me: I’m still not at work for another 5 days, talk to me about it when I’m back on the clock.
It’s interesting, the ratio of people who get up in arms over the porn on this site, yet have no problem liking and reposting literal snuff videos.
Buh bye…Florida. Can’t say I’ll miss you.
This couple at my gate was looking over at something. I had to look also because their expression was that I give whenever I see a dog. I looked over and it was just a child. … Gross.
Not sure why but it hurts my soul that the first sentence of this article is, “John Owens pulled his brown shoulder-length hair back into a bun and tossed brightly colored T-shirts and books into crates and boxes.” 🙄🙄🙄 kqed.org/science/199246…
A dating app idea: It caters exclusively to those seeking high drama situationships. I’ll call it “Un-hinged”
Q: What’s the greatest global currency that everyone wastes a ton of? A: Time
It’s weird when someone tries to catfish you on a dating app while using photos of someone you follow on xitter.
Every bio pic about a comedian, famous or other, they always have that one scene where they are bombing a show where they tell a bonfire stinker and there is no reaction, except for that lone, tough guy voice that says…”you suck!” … I want to be that guy.
This Baby Reindeer show hits way too close to home.
I can easily re-create what the OJ movie would look like if Owen Wilson was in it. Jury foreperson: We find the defendant, OJ Simpson, Not Guilty. Owen Wilson:
What’s the best solo album by any member or former member of a major band?
What’s the best solo album by any member or former member of a major band? https://t.co/8rHIVmNXxr
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aparis5150🏴�.. @aparis5150
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Creature of Habit @creaturemonster
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@NotLennyBruce Oh wow! Classy AND magnificent. Have a super time!
Moonlit Beauty #MoonlitReflections #CelestialGlow
Lesser known Sugar booger fact: he’s secretly brown
probably not a great sign that the new people moving in above me are using, I shit you not, a christian moving company with a bible verse painted on the side of the truck
@NotLennyBruce Well that’s a bonus! I only get mistaken for rats.
@NotLennyBruce Beautiful! Make sure you always get her shoes... shoes are everything!
@NotLennyBruce Literary license. "It was a dark and stormy night..."
@amberrebekah @NotLennyBruce When coming from allegedly grown people, it's even WORSE!
@amberrebekah @NotLennyBruce Of course. When called to account about it, he or she used the traditional denial then ducking. MOST juvenile!
@Catman_Rilea @NotLennyBruce I messaged her about it or who ever ran that account but she denied everything then blocked me 😂
@amberrebekah @NotLennyBruce Wasn't that nice and stupid of that account's owner to do that?!
@NotLennyBruce Had one try on instagram, female account introducing her friend who proceeded to send me photos of a doctor I worked with, it would have been exceedingly creepy if the doctor were not also a semi famous author.
@NotLennyBruce You clean up good. /jk
@NotLennyBruce Annie Hall with sexier shoes.
@NotLennyBruce I’m doing a lil’ mole dance…
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