Ralph Nelson Willett @NorthernOvation
I write novels for a #Christian audience. I'm frequently satirical and overtly comical. #jokes | #ChristianFiction #Author | https://t.co/rls3X79Vqx amzn.to/3bWpEof Tennessee, USA, United States Joined June 2016-
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If you don’t think that “tacos” is the answer then you’re asking the wrong questions.
Here's something to think about: Saying "have a nice day" to someone sounds friendly. But saying "enjoy your next 24 hours" sounds threatening.
I got a blue checkmark! Now ~I'm~ somebody, too! I may have to actually attend my next high school reunion just to show off. 😎
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Dudes, make note: Real men don't say "Whoo Hoo!" That's like putting a dress on your vocabulary.
Is it just me, or does this month seem longer than usual?
Back in my day we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill - both ways - through shag carpet!
Stranger Than Actual Truth: In Atoll AK you can be fined up to $500US for kissing longer than three minutes on a public sidewalk. Dang it! There goes my plans for the weekend!
I don't find a lot of things this cool, but one man is legit credited for saving over two million lives. My takeaway: Donating blood saves lives. qr.ae/pKDV2l
I saw a guy dragging a clam behind him on the beach yesterday. I thought it must be difficult to walk with a pulled mussel.
I’m convinced that someone traveled back in time and changed history. The reason we don’t know about it is because history ~has~ been changed. Perhaps it was a broke @elonmusk who went back and adjusted so he’d be rich today. Hmmmm….
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Very few people are aware that writer Charles Dickens had a younger sister who was always teasing him. Her name was Yulittle.
Bean bag chairs are Venus fly traps for anyone over the age of 40.
In your life, what has been lost in the detritus of time?
“When you interfere with thought, then the culture can’t note down its own errors and renew itself." - Jordan Peterson
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#Jesus is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. @NorthernOvation knows it.
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@NorthernOvation Does it make beautiful moo-sic?
Probably the best music he ever herd!
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This joke's a gas!
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@NorthernOvation I'm only disagreeable with people who are disagreeable. 😎