Roy Gantt @NoFilters95
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I loved it in college when the staff at my favorite bar knew me by name. Now that I’m a dad and it’s the exact same scenario except with the nurses at the pediatrician, which is not quite as fun despite routinely getting shots from both
“Kids today are pathetic” is NOT a good take from the generation raising today’s kids. It’s like giving a bad Yelp review to the restaurant you run
I’m never more athletic than when I’m stretching to give my kid something in the backseat while I’m driving a car. I re-discover flexibility I haven’t known since I was in college.
Don't worry, there will be a rematch in like 15 minutes
'I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.'
There's no such thing as bad grilling weather, only grillers who lack the commitment to the art.
You're all welcome here... we're just going to tease some of you mercilessly
Guy in bar: The biggest fight I got into was with these 4 huge 'roided dudes Other guy: I've fought 6 guys at once before Me: I once had to convince a toddler to put his shoes on *music stops & everyone in the bar stares at me* Me: ...and they had laces *one guy throws up*
Pouring one out for Joe Alwyn. Homeboy going own the Top 20 after Taylor gets done with him.
2023 AAC CHAMPIONS‼️
What happens to me after I actually tell my wife to calm down
Woodworking = Arts and crafts with a splash of bourbon involved.
My friend told me he can’t afford a Man Cave so he bought really good noise cancelling headphones and he can just close his eyes and enjoy “the Man Cave of my imagination” and lol that is some bleak stuff right there.
Me, watching the server grate nearly an entire block of parmesan onto my pasta
"yeah I worked 90 hours a week, destroyed my marriage, and didn't watch my kids grow up but hey we shipped an important product" "ah well at least you're rich now" "oh no, no no no, but i have the satisfaction of having made other people rich" completely deranged
Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️
There’s nothing like the sweet, sweet scent of new, charred oak barrels being filled with liquid that will ultimately become…BOURBON.
10-year-old: *sings the 50 states song* Me: I thought you already took that test. 10: I did. The song is just a banger.
Wife: How does this outfit look? Wait, I shouldn't ask you. You're just going to say, "Great." Me: Maybe I was going to say something different this time. Wife: How does it look? Me: Really great.
Taylor Swift is out here pumping out 1,184.8x more C02 emissions from her private jet than the rest of us use in an entire year. Something to think about while we suffer through our paper straws and HOV lanes... wp.me/p509sG-1zNzI
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I loved it in college when the staff at my favorite bar knew me by name. Now that I’m a dad and it’s the exact same scenario except with the nurses at the pediatrician, which is not quite as fun despite routinely getting shots from both
“Kids today are pathetic” is NOT a good take from the generation raising today’s kids. It’s like giving a bad Yelp review to the restaurant you run
Any youth sports parent who screams at a ref should be forced to volunteer as a ref. Any parent who screams at a coach should be forced to coach. Any parent who screams at someone else’s kid should have to be utterly exiled from society.
Wife: Our son just announced he’s not wearing pants because it’s “no pants day,” can you deal with thi… *sigh* Me, also not wearing pants: He made a compelling argument
Wife: I gotta run to Target. Me: Ok just don't spend, like, $100 again Her trip:
Airplane! was a classic 80s comedy that you could NOT make today. Those actors are much older now. Some of them are dead.
Bears Legend Dick Butkus Passes Away At Age 80, May He Rest In Peace 🙏 ow.ly/fM0L50PTHSH
Young me, hoping they play Plinko on The Price is Right today
[restaurant] 13-year-old: I want a kid's menu. Me: You order adult food. 13: I still want to color.
My kids were playing together in the living room when suddenly, they all went silent. I heard my oldest say, “oh my God,” my middle kid started clapping, and my youngest said nothing at all. This will either be the coolest or worst thing I ever walk into.
Teacher: What did you do over summer? My kid, who went to the beach, a water park, the zoo, a trampoline park, the museum, and 6 birthday parties:
Don't worry, there will be a rematch in like 15 minutes
In sickness and in health… and this is sick as hell 🤘🤘
There were huge pieces of cheesecake at an event. My wife asked if I wanted to split one. I told her I'd finish whatever she couldn't. She ate the whole thing. She didn't want a partner. She wanted a spotter. I bring out the best in her.
Nothing... NOTHING made you feel more like a baller than coming into school late after a doctor’s appointment with a bag of McDonald’s.
My wife loves fall so every year at the start I buy her a bunch of seasonal flowers, mostly because I’m hoping she’ll reciprocate by buying me something for MY favorite season (Toyotathon).
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