Nicole Dorrans @NicoleChablis
Bookish, geeky, giggly Faculty Affairs HR Coordinator and engager in first degree shenanigans. Seattle, WA Joined May 2009-
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Nobody is n the office but ME! Whee! 80’s music engaged! The Outfield - Your Love (Official HD Video) youtu.be/4N1iwQxiHrs?si… via @YouTube
Let me show you my new walking style..🐈🐾😅
Yes, I was busted in my office 🎶 singing Caffeine. In my defense, I thought I was alone. Jack Kays - Caffeine youtu.be/yL65uATE2yg?si… via @YouTube
“Oh, I can’t come in to complete a federally required document for employment, because I am at another job those two days” Oh okay, but as this is federally required for your higher if it is not completed within 3 days of your hire, we have to terminate you. Ok thanks, HR.
Why have our last two US Presidents been SO old? By at least 22 years compared to our former presidents… how are they supposed to defend Air Force One against a terrorist attack and fly the plane?
WELCOME to HR; where we Love bomb the F@ck out of you so that we can trauma bond you!
What’s the BEST Jaws movie in your opinion? I love Jaws 3 where there is a shark in sea world.
It’s Autumn. Gray day and the rain is rolling in. I think a nice fire is in order. I understand that it is 61 degrees outside. But it’s fireplace season!
I desperately want to feed our outdoor neighbor cat.
Finn’s morning walkies what just cancel. I saw 1 coyote in the park as we were entering and then another appeared. So we turned around.
I have been watching a lot of #FixerUpper I got really excited to find the original shiplap and hand made nails in our 123yr home. All I can think is what would @joannagaines and @chipgaines do?
Just watched 1st episode of Changeling on Apple TV. Captivating, chilling, creepy. I cannot wait to watch another episode.
Having a heat wave. A tropical 🌴 heat wave 🎶
Barry Dorrans @blowdart
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Working on the Cottontail Bunnies today is bringing me some much-needed Joy Joy Feelings
I'm under the weather so instead of working Ive reverted. Okay I am still working but like lowest gear ever and easily distracted.
I did a little more on the piece for friends over at GreatLakes Glass on Instagram and I just had to share it because I'm happy how the colors fell together.
I've actually had 3 hoodie weather days in the last 2 weeks?!?!
panda nanny > any other job
Recruiter: “we can’t submit you for this role until you provide your date of birth” Me: “ there is no need to provide my date of birth to a recruiter unless you plan to discriminate on my age” Recruiter *hangs up* In case anyone was curious how the #infosec job market is like
@Charo_Miami You got this!! Think of it as learning. But I know you'll nail it!!
I'm absolutely overwhelmed by this whole resume and cover letter process for freelance. Please just, let's talk. You'll love me..I promise.
working on an illustration but took psychic damage today. Been sitting in my feelings for 2 hours unable to get one guys face right.
We're now getting hit by the smoke and my sinuses have been pure hell lol. sun-sentinel.com/2023/10/03/can…
So I got my Kepler R today... #Starfield
@rickgamesnow Well he’s already one of my emotes 😂 - Emotes credit @Charo_Miami