Anton Chigurhpenis (no impostors or i’ll narc) @MrSugarPenis
Sorry ladies, my dance card is full. Magician (The Great Sugarpendini) and juggler (i don't do blades or babies don't even ask). Bon vivant w all the bon mots. Fresh off a cracker’s ass Joined January 2011-
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Getting all these mentions from Q-anon people. They are stupendously dumb and funny. And keep those RTs coming. Q Baby Q!
When I was in high school playing soccer, in the bus before a game we would drive by a Chinese restaurant called Hung Long’s. As teenage boys, it never got old. Even our coach thought it was funny. But i think this might be better:
Over 100k Icelandic women protested today for gender equality. There are only 360k residents in Iceland. They didn’t go to work, they didn’t go to school — they protested for the same rights as men. THIS is how it’s done.
Two kind cool people I would like to play foosball or darts with.
Two kind cool people I would like to play foosball or darts with.
My cat came down and was in a smoochie mood but kept putting his tail in my face. He’s still right next to me but if he pulls those tail shenanigans again he is getting a naked ball bag in the face. Let’s see how u like it fella.
Every day the Tucker Carlson show has a mandatory segment called “brown ppl bad.”
Every day the Tucker Carlson show has a mandatory segment called “brown ppl bad.”
I don’t completely understand how that very long stick helps a tightrope artist keep their balance on a tiny cable. It seems like u would want your hands totally free in that situation. Can someone explain that to me? I am smart on some things, and very thick on others.
It’s almost like he is the quintessential modern day KKKracker.
It’s almost like he is the quintessential modern day KKKracker.
Jerry Jones has been a GM for 36 years. He played on a national championship football team. And yet, all these yrs, the man has learned nothing except how to fleece the rubes. But no worries, I’m sure Cap Boy will be a big improvement when he goes, follow pals.
It is hysterical but very bizarre to me when someone who u had one interaction with on this site blocks u. Oh durnit, I was counting on reading your thoughts on a whole bunch of other times, but u showed me! I get nothing now but severe mental pain and feelings of neglect.
Door Dash has Taco Bell on its list of “national favorites.” This is another worrying sign about the decline of America.
The only credible answer u can conclude is that Angel Hernandez bets on baseball games and has nudes on other guys in the union to keep it on the hush. He has to be Pete Rosing here.
If there’s anyone that’s trampled more on the fourth amendment it’s SCOTUS.
It would sure be nice if this murderer’s row Rangers line up would wake the fuck up.
It still stuns me that all these mouth agape drooling doofuses say OJ didn’t do it. Go to hell any man that hurts women, and we don’t owe their families any deference either, unless they have completely disavowed him, and if they have, just stay off social media. RIP my ass.
Ordering a BBQ meal and just looking with revulsion at all the sides. Baked potato casserole: no Anything w slaw in it: no Green beans w bacon: ain’t enough bacon in the world to make those tasty Potato salad sucks Fried okra eew And barbecued beans are the Fredo of beans
So tired of Jose LeClerc’s massive inconsistency
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So……. With Luka Doncic as the primary defender, Kawhi, Paul George, Harden, and the ENTIRE Clippers team scored exactly 0 points on him. Blocks, forced turnovers, locking up their best player. Let’s talk about defense, Twitter. Who wants to go first??
@MrSugarPenis That's how my Mrs is. Meanwhile, I'm lying there thinking about reorganizing my tool chests, how much rear brake lining is left on my car, & what I should've already done to get ready for the next day.-
@MrSugarPenis @trumpingitup @MtrejoG41242242 @mamatigertn @Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump You know, if some people channeled their rage in a positive way towards good and righteous causes... this would be a better world. Anger in itself isn't bad, it becomes toxic when we fester against an imaginary enemy and it becomes a kind of drug.
I love when they come from behind
No Sunday scaries here. #StraightUpTX
I love that literally every national TV game the Rangers play shows a montage of the World Series. It’s good bc some people forget the Texas Rangers are the reigning World Series champs.
BUTCH CASSIDY'S WILD BUNCH "Fort Worth Five Photo" Fort Worth Texas 1900 Front row left to right: The Sundance Kid, Ben Kilpatrick, Butch Cassidy Standing: Will Carver and Kid Curry. DID BUTCH LIVE TO AN OLD AGE?
@MrSugarPenis We're so in their heads, it's not even funny.
Evan Carter doesn't have a hit yet but he's still got a .389 OBP. This kid's floor is so insanely high
Evan Carter has swung at just 1 of 23 pitches he's seen outside the zone. Wyatt Langford has swung at just 2 of 16 pitches he's seen outside the zone.
JFK’s grandson speaking truth.
is this place about to turn into the city of Wyatts?
This is Vichy, feckless trash normalizing a treasonous chaos agent who does nothing but work for the enemy. Lesley Stahl & Andrea Mitchell should go on a nice long vacation together to celebrate their retirements.
“Respect the American people, their common sense, to figure out what's accurate, what isn't… I think the American people are smart,” says Rep. Jim Jordan. cbsn.ws/4avYSMp
Takeo Spikes talking about going against Larry Allen 😂🤣😭 Hearing stories about him always a treat 😆
Happy #NationalPuppyDay to the best boy, Obi!! 🐶🦴🐾
José Garza, Austin's reform-minded DA of Texas' Travis County, easily beat back a challenge this month after facing very heated attacks. His challenger accused him of painting a “political bullseye” on the Austin Police Department, for one. boltsmag.org/houston-austin…
They all wore t-shirts with the names of their husbands printed on the front. One last story that I hope will make you smile. I visited the Veterans hospital located in Westwood California. I went from floor to floor to say hello to everybody.
@MrSugarPenis @TheRightsWriter @seacdm2003 Funny. It told me that we should criminalize gay sex between consenting adults. Oh wait, that was Mike Johnson again.
Wash: “Before we get started, I just want to congratulate these Texas Rangers on being World Series champs. … The city and the people there, they deserve it.”
It’s moms for liberty who are the actual groomers- grooming kids to be ignorant of history, of reality, of the world as a whole…
"What do you mean by that?” Scott Pelley asks Moms for Liberty founders about claims, posted on the group’s social media, that students are being “groomed” by teachers and librarians. cbsn.ws/49ZFN4X
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