Merrick Garland is not my real Dad @MorninGovnaa
I regularly act like I've never met a dog 💙 Attorney, pain in the ass, big on forgiveness. Washington, DC Joined January 2011-
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It is now a potential health hazard to eat Joe Lieberman
It is now a potential health hazard to eat Joe Lieberman https://t.co/HRLBoHyzOl
Vacation highlights. Sunsets, bright orange house fires, hospital visit, family 💙
Three days ago, I knew what it was like to feel excited about something. Now, I truly don't think I'll ever feel that way again. It's amazing how brave we are to give our hearts to people knowing they can shatter us with no second thought.
Lawyers are a depressed bunch, and there's nothing sweeter than going out of your way to witness adoption Fridays when you're on lunch. Don't wear mascara. It's just the best.
Lawyers are a depressed bunch, and there's nothing sweeter than going out of your way to witness adoption Fridays when you're on lunch. Don't wear mascara. It's just the best.
Her district is D+23, so how the hell did she get elected???? The last time NC Rs had a supermajority, it was truly a years long nightmare.
Her district is D+23, so how the hell did she get elected???? The last time NC Rs had a supermajority, it was truly a years long nightmare.
Why and how is this guy all over my feed all day every day even when he's muted?? And the menswear Derek guy is even worse about it. Did they pay Elon extra to annoy me??
Why and how is this guy all over my feed all day every day even when he's muted?? And the menswear Derek guy is even worse about it. Did they pay Elon extra to annoy me??
"Get in bitch, we're going shopping"
Alex Murdaugh challenges anyone who knew Paul to say something negative. Everybody on that boat watched him beat and choke Morgan Doughtry before he KILLED Mallory Beach and had his granddaddy cover it up. Nurses begged MD's family to keep her from him. Like father like son.
HE'S TAKING THE STAND. #Murdaugh is about to go to prison for life on bad vibes beyond a reasonable doubt.
I love my dog's friends
Reasons for admission to asylum! Favorites include: Parents were cousins Rumor of husband murder Imaginary female trouble Fell from horse in war Fighting fire Marriage of son Time of life Kicked in the head by a horse So many exciting afflictions to choose from!
Opening Arguments' @patorrezlaw is an unrepentant predator full of malice and brain worms. I hope his wife and son are okay. @openargs co-host Thomas (@seriouspod) deserves a minute of your time. Absolutely heartbreaking audio. seriouspod.com/?fbclid=IwAR1a…
I wish I could drop you into my brain like an onion ring into a fryer so you know exactly how much I love you. Happy dirty, thirty, and crying to my best girl and the only good thing Ted Cruz ever gave me, @NicoleJWebb 💙
All 4 wheels stolen between large complex and bus stop / Metro, dual patrolled by private security and @wmata police. Cop biz card on the windshield. Cops frequently seem so terrible at everything they're supposed to do, part 4,937,062,819.
The best thing about WFH is cold rainy mornings, when you desperately don't want to leave your dog/partner/bed. 5min of hygiene bravery later, just take your computer back to all the coziness.
Sent a follow up email about a job I REALLY want and I feel veryyyy...
I'm going to finally have to retire this dumb Twitter name, aren't I
Jon Cooper @joncoopertweets
1.3M Followers 85K Following Ex: National Finance Chair of Draft Biden; LI Campaign Chair for Barack Obama; Majority Leader of Suffolk County Legislature. Gay dad of five kids. Duke alum.
Scott Dworkin @funder
1.1M Followers 89K Following Co-Founder @TheDemCoalition. @DworkinReport & @DworkinWeekly.
Bill Kristol @BillKristol
1.0M Followers 9K Following Director, https://t.co/JPcpCzAVjV. Editor at large & Morning Shots co-author, https://t.co/IFsNJFzEig. Host, https://t.co/wbwBfexLRN
John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz
395K Followers 29K Following Author of 'If God is Love, Don't Be a Jerk’
Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman
126K Followers 2K Following Dogsledder. Adventurer. Author, most recently, of novel SMALL GAME and nonfiction DOGS ON THE TRAIL. Instagram: @blair_braverman
Quince Mountain @QuinceMountain
27K Followers 6K Following Adventure Athlete: 1st openly trans person Naked&Afraid/Iditarod - Musher: ’22 Rookie of the Year, Sportsmanship Award, Best Kept Team x2 - I ❤️ @blairbraverman
shorton @sophiehorton
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LYDIA PURPLE @smith42416169
2K Followers 3K Following Retired Banker 💰 Protect Women's Rights - ABORT SCOTUS 👿🐍TRUMP & J6 CHOIR OF COP BEATERS ARE DEPLORABLE 👎
Christian Carey @cbcarey
266 Followers 2K Following Composer, performer, writer, music theorist. Associate Professor - Rider University Sequenza21, Dusted https://t.co/4ofyu2TE4Q
Ed Rooney @Rooney2k9
2K Followers 4K Following Mortgage professional for 30 years. Previously worked in middle management with USPS. Avid follower of politics since President Kennedy defeated Nixon in 1960.
Celia 😌 @Celia_Kealy163
7 Followers 444 Following In рursuit of adult adventurе, withоut аny сommitmеnts
🌸ThatLiberalBitch�.. @ThatLibBitch
5K Followers 6K Following 😜Sarcastic🤬FoulMouth💙RideorDieDem 💗Lola'sGiGi🏆AwardWinningSlackerMom ♥️TrophyWife ✨️LilBitHollarLilBitHood
Alicia @AliciaBrockway
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Dena Ploennigs @ploennigs68741
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Yasmine Rayburn @YRaybu
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Marybeth Gandara @marybe_ganda
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Shateth @Shateth1035255
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Savanna Grett @GrSavan
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Sivammu Sivammu @SSivammu
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Uncle Antifa 🟧 @pws282
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Amy Porter @AmyPort53068732
562 Followers 3K Following
KateSponsler @kate_sponsler
4K Followers 4K Following Grace in my heart, Fire in my soul. Speak Up, Don’t let Hate win and Vote Blue. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙💙🏳️🌈BLM Aid 4 🇺🇦. I instantly delete DMs & block maga.
FUDBAWS @FUDBAWS
166 Followers 1K Following Infrequently spouting mince about nothing of any real importance.
Susan W. Kramer, Esq. @kramer_susan
3K Followers 3K Following Georgia attorney, former Atlantan. Spent time in DC- now in NC. I love dogs and the rule of law. Owned by Dobermans. Still have my sense of humor. Blue. No List
Jesse. R @Jesse_R_805
367 Followers 3K Following Father; Son; Patriot: Anticommunist; Former-quiet professional & contractor for DoD, DOE, DOS. Staunch DEFENDER of U.S Constitution, U.S War-fighter & LIBERTY!
Sloshot @Sloshot17081
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Tetosle @tetosle55282
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Angelina Goudreau @AngelinGoudre
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AbsurdAnna @AnnaAbsurd96144
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I’m just a girl in .. @slater_rose
17K Followers 16K Following VoteBlue🇺🇸 #BidenHarris2024🇺🇸I always love the #LAKERS 🏀 🩷all Ocean waters 🌊#Grateful #Blessed
William S45 @WilliamQ45A
29K Followers 31K Following Constitutional Conservative, Pro Bill of Rights, Medical Freedom, Anti-Establishment, Freedom from Agenda 2021 & 2030.
ALEX @ALEX21579392
576 Followers 2K Following
Ebrima Drammeh @eb54996
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Rebekita @Kita71
624 Followers 2K Following Surly #GenX social worker. #LGBTQ+Ally. Traveler. Married, with cats. #Steelers
rizalino roman @roman_rizalino
163 Followers 1K Following
Lawrence Bynum @KingBKNYFIRE
362 Followers 2K Following Soooo...this is humanity....well alrighty then.. Thank you God for making me a writer and avid reader...'cus this place sucks...
Mark W.Teed @MarkWTeed
396 Followers 815 Following Please follow this link to disclosures: http://t.co/k9r2MFABUA
michael caldwell @mchlj3274
117 Followers 730 Following
Big Mike @BigMikeMotown
34 Followers 312 Following Love cooking and eating. Hunter and Fisherman. America First.
Sally @yoopergirl737
251 Followers 1K Following Wife, mom, grandma, A Progressive, Liberal FDR Democrat who believes the working class and poor have an uphill fight for economic survival.
Brandon Laine @blizzy100306
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#AnatomyOfCapitalAtta.. @TekStol
32K Followers 29K Following #AnatomyOfCapitalAttack #GOPFascists #MAGATerrorist #GOPCorruptionOverCountry #PutinsGOP #GOPNazis #RepublicansAreDestroyingAmerica #GOPSeditiousTraitors #Putin
Taya Memo @MemoTaya62007
18 Followers 3K Following
Linda @Lindaz1218Linda
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Aviva @Aviva53271153
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imusfan48 @imusfan4861774
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Howard A Russell @HowardARussell2
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Laurence Tribe 🇺�.. @tribelaw
1.4M Followers 729 Following “We are living through a revolt against the future. The future will prevail.” — Anand Giridharadas
Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast
1.1M Followers 7K Following subscribe to fast politics https://t.co/8oCGnjfIKm follow me on instagram https://t.co/bZreuBOHrV @vanityfair special correspondent & MSNBC
John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz
395K Followers 29K Following Author of 'If God is Love, Don't Be a Jerk’
Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts
596K Followers 19K Following Founder of @MomsDemand, Co-founder @Everytown / Board @emergeamerica / Substack https://t.co/yuv4tlDRne
Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman
126K Followers 2K Following Dogsledder. Adventurer. Author, most recently, of novel SMALL GAME and nonfiction DOGS ON THE TRAIL. Instagram: @blair_braverman
Quince Mountain @QuinceMountain
27K Followers 6K Following Adventure Athlete: 1st openly trans person Naked&Afraid/Iditarod - Musher: ’22 Rookie of the Year, Sportsmanship Award, Best Kept Team x2 - I ❤️ @blairbraverman
derek guy @dieworkwear
799K Followers 964 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Aneliese Bernard @abernard
709 Followers 878 Following @stratstability & @elvateam | @Fletcherschool grad | prev @Statedept | Thoughts on politics are my own, tweets on Africa & terrorism are informed
RebaTheDiva™ @RebaTheDiva
2K Followers 1K Following Celebrity Sexpert & Pleasure Educator. Cannabis Advocate. Entrepreneur. CEO at @AskASexpertDC. she/her
Punchbowl News @PunchbowlNews
140K Followers 72 Following Subscribe at https://t.co/rE466HFASP Power. People. Politics. #punchbowlnews
Jake Sherman @JakeSherman
438K Followers 4K Following Founder of @punchbowlnews. @nbcnews/@msnbc. Phish/Dead fan. Author of NYT best seller, “The Hill To Die On”.
Andrew Lebovich @tweetsintheME
27K Followers 3K Following Research Fellow, Clingendael Institute. Post-doc with @DIISdk. PhD in African History @columbia. Learning and writing about the Sahel, North Africa, and France.
Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney
14K Followers 2K Following Editor @The_Belladonnas. Writing in The New Yorker, McSweeneys, Gilmore Girls: The Official Cookbook kristenmmm on Insta
Nahal Toosi @nahaltoosi
38K Followers 815 Following Senior foreign affairs correspondent @POLITICO. Check out my column, Compass, at the link below. I’m also on Threads, BlueSky, Mastodon & Post.
Noah Kahan @NoahKahan
300K Followers 442 Following Love tweeting and receiving tweets // Stick Season (Forever) out now
Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real
128K Followers 3K Following Candidate for President (gonna win this year), Precambrian Conservative, Asteroid Apocalypse, Tough on Putin & Iran, Everyone's going to die, #SMOD2024
celia @_celia_bedelia_
44K Followers 2K Following dog mom. “that misogynistic bitch.” ONE OF THE TEN WORST PEOPLE ON THIS HELLSITE™️ 🇱🇧 🇺🇸
Stevie Martin @5tevieM
82K Followers 2K Following comedian/writer and @nobodypanicpod and same handle on IG and its fine ok its really fine no really
✨Little Plaid Pixie.. @BDSMbitchinDC
516 Followers 877 Following Bisexual BDSM kinkster, submissive little girl & Star Wars fanatic working to save the world in DC. She/Her. NSFW. 18+. #BrattyPrincess
Stacie Wuebbels @Bubbers009
34 Followers 576 Following
Sansei 三世 and Sen.. @KatGojira
261 Followers 512 Following first generation goth. and college grad. and attorney I guess.
Ben Phillips @benphillips76
44K Followers 16K Following Author, How to Fight Inequality. Comms Director @UNAIDS. Justice is not given, it is won. This is personal.
r/h3h3productions (un.. @r_h3h3
15K Followers 53 Following a place to react to h3 sub content on twitter plus occasional h3 universe commentary. not affiliated with h3.
why you should have a.. @shouldhaveanima
1.7M Followers 38 Following The Perfect account to show your parents when you want an animal 🦆
Calvin Wong Tze Loon .. @ithayla
13K Followers 8K Following From #crazyrichasians Words @Cephalofair, @DingandDent, @FFGames, @PCGamer, @NullSignalGames, @RestorationGame, @RockPaperShot, @therewillbegame, @WizKidsGames
Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald.. @jjfitzgeraldMD
38K Followers 5K Following Urogynecologist and Pelvic Reconstructive Surgeon Gynecologic Economics ⚖️ IG: @jjfitzgeraldMD 💡Opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer.
Queen Fifi @fifiisnotamused
144 Followers 3K Following Graduate of Zoom School of Feline Law; social distancing pro: mistress of disapproval
Chris “Law Dork” .. @chrisgeidner
148K Followers 8K Following Subscribe to @lawdorknews for SCOTUS and other legal news. News tips or appearances: [email protected] Me: Sober. Queer. Bipolar. Buckeye. (He/him.)
zacharyreality @zacharyreality
17K Followers 644 Following Entertainment News Host 🎥 probably gossiping about reality tv or myself 👏🏼🎙Search @zacharyreality on Tiktok, YouTube and in the Podcast app!
Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison
284K Followers 1K Following On a mission to save 10,000 dogs a month. Living in Thailand. Read more about the dogs and help out on the link below
AskAubry 🦝 @ask_aubry
356K Followers 18K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/aMjLdCHVd4 Follow≠endorse Entire TM=TW
Halli @iamharaldur
286K Followers 82 Following Building 1500 wheelchair ramps in Iceland @rampur. Music @onnujonuson. Chairman @hafnarhaus. Proprietor @annajona. Previously founder/ceo @uenodotco
Mandy Matney @MandyMatney
87K Followers 3K Following 🎙Creator: Murdaugh Murders Podcast and True Sunlight Podcast | 👩🏼💻CEO: LunaShark 🦈 | 🐶 mom to Luna and Joe Pesky | 🔥repped by @unitedtalent |
Chris Snow @ChrisSnowCGY
26K Followers 194 Following Husband & Dad | Walking science experiment | Determined to beat ALS & win a Stanley Cup | Citizen of both 🇺🇸🇨🇦 | Assistant General Manager, Calgary Flames
Jesse Rabinowitz 🔥.. @jesserbnwtz
12K Followers 13K Following Comms & campaigns @homeless_law. Jewish justice seeker. Howard MSW, guitarist, veggie lover. Tweets, mine. Alum: @miriamskitchen @weareavodah @ajws. He/him
Beebo @BeeboDC
5K Followers 113 Following [email protected] Towing is all I do and I enjoy it. Doesn't hurt to be nice. Kill them with kindness. Make people smile 😁 Proud Palestinian 🇵🇸
Amy Rubin @rubin_amy
389 Followers 3K Following
ANDREW GURZA @andrewgurza6
20K Followers 13K Following Disability Awareness Consultant Disabled Storyteller Disabled Porn Star they/them/he/him Creator of #DisabledPeopleAreHot | Business: [email protected]
Aaron Rupar @atrupar
900K Followers 3K Following journalist. sign up for my newsletter, Public Notice (link below). Powered by @SnapStream (more info: https://t.co/2oHPuuFBnN).
John Green @sportswithjohn
206K Followers 224 Following Author of The Fault in Our Stars and The Anthropocene Reviewed. Fan of Liverpool FC. Part-owner and longtime sponsor of AFC Wimbledon
elvinbrunojr @elvinbrunojr
300 Followers 1K Following
Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole
1.1M Followers 600 Following Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you? 👖 Sponsored by @hebtroco - buy their lovely trousers 🩳 Buy *NEW* book https://t.co/opfREXuSjI
skullsinthestars @drskyskull
17K Followers 4K Following Unverified since 2010. Professor of optics, blogger of physics, history, & pulp fiction. Invisibility, now available! (he/him) @[email protected]
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745K Followers 106 Following MANDA MIAU NA DM PRA CRÉDITOS OU REMOÇÃO 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈 contato: [email protected]
Vaughn Joy @gvaughnjoy
16K Followers 2K Following UCL PhDc in Christmas Film History • MA in Comic Books • MPhil in Demonology • Co-host @USAimpressions, @JoyOfStarWars, & @FocusHollywood • she/her • views own
Rachel McKibbens 🦋 @RachelMcKibbens
24K Followers 2K Following (Camacho) Xicana. She/her. Accomplice. Pink Door. Dark Arts. Writer. We Were Three. Chaotic introvert. December goat. ✨bookingrachelmckibbens@gmail✨
caleb hearon @calebsaysthings
257K Followers 1K Following beloved gay comedian with perfect opinions and a heart of gold. many, many accolades.
It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine…
One of the prospective jurors is a lifelong NYer who works in law enforcement, has season tickets to the Rangers and is a longtime member of the Knights of Columbus. He specified that he has a flip phone, not a smartphone, and “therefore, I do not watch any podcasts.”
Our apartment hunting was a success. Can’t wait to move here in May!
Premiering now. This is what I've been doing for the last two years. Learn about the wild history of tuberculosis, and its even wilder present. youtube.com/watch?v=7D-gxa…
my favorite kate middleton tweets so i don’t have to bookmark everything, an ongoing thread 🧵
Reminder that regulations save lives.
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Hi friends! We have big Blowhole news. @outsidemagazine is publishing an investigation into his guilt (or innocence). For real. @sasshole may or may not have been interviewed extensively as Blowhole’s lawyer. COMING SOON!
Kyrsten Sinema is not running for re-election. It is Ruben Gallego vs. Kari Lake. We need your help to make sure Ruben defeats MAGA in Arizona. PLEASE: Rush a donation here:
even if you don’t care to post photos on social media PLEASE take photos of yourself and your experiences you don’t want to have nothing to look back on
A short thread on Tina and the hospital I am building for her. I feel like a lot of people followed me after she passed away so I thought I’d share a quick summary of what made her special and what’s happening with the hospital built in her memory. (1/8) 🧵
This was the very last video I have with Tina. She died there in my arms with the sunshine and win and music playing. She couldn’t have been happier. It was hard to take but I promised her I’d make a hospital for sick dogs like her so she wouldn’t be forgotten (6/8)
I have never met a 26 year old man who was ready to be a husband
i do not need a bf i need a man that is like 26 and ready to be a husband i am sick of it all
The lady who posted about drinking coffee in the garden with her husband and people responded as if she said she murders puppies for fun
who are the internet main characters of the day you still think about? good, bad, indifferent, who's stuck with you. can be any era
Regulating vehicle top speed under 100 mph seems like a no-brainer to me and I will vote for politicians who would like to regulate it.
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