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he is dooone
Mike Tyson sprints
lol my neighbor is pissed because I threw hot oil off my balcony and it blew onto his balcony and burned him 😭
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Action Bronson raps about stuff like this “Never to be trusted, the bun is jewel encrusted”
stayed up til 4:30 browsing for the perfect pair of Japanese selvedge jeans 😣
Damn.. #MyXAnniversary
If you’re pure of heart and have a positive outlook you can actually show up 55 minutes late to work and it’s okay. Your boss will smile and say hello when she sees you. Have a good Thursday
If Arsenal do sign Martin Odegaard, they're a shoo-in for the 2024 Champions League quarter finals.
Brie cheese is going extinct and your not doing anything? Scientists in France made it asexual and now the bacteria that creates it cannot reporoduce on its own and its dying out at alarming rates and your just typing in a spreadsheet at work? Appalling
(checking out sweatpants) Urban Outfitters employee: Just a heads up... those are for guys with DICK. Not guys with peepee. Me: My mistake 😅 German friend who is visiting: Vat about guy vist Schlong? Employee: Let me check with my manager,
Honestly, shot out to the sex bots cuz sometimes they throw you a like when you need it
Realizing I left my headphones at home
Realizing I left my headphones at home
“wyd?” “none just chilling” *incoming FaceTime call*
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this the shit that happened when master oogway dіed
Cherry blossom in the wind
the way his mom blocks they need to draft her too
Man didn't even fu*k around he just found out
Agent 47 couldn't even plan a set of circumstances that perfect
Man didn't even fu*k around he just found out
Y’all are saying Tim Burton when you should be saying Jorge R. Gutierrez
The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans
This morning vs 5 minutes ago. Just goes to show you how quick things can turn around.
@diazepants @lanasbIackswan Couldnt waterboard this out of me ngl
@loveverci nigga you deleted your reply and I thought you had a change of heart but you just made it worse Omg