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Austin H @MondayMonkey

#BigData Technologist. #Spark #Scala Legalese: All opinions are my own, not my employer. Former adjunct faculty teaching Data Analytics with Spark and Scala. Dallas, Texas Joined June 2007
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briankrebs @briankrebs

5 years ago

1/3: Went for eye exam recently, their online check-in form said I had to agree to this retinal scan b/c COVID prevents them from doing the manual, in-your-face exam for certain eye issues. There was no clear way to say no to this company I've never heard of storing my eye images

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Jason H. Moore, PhD @moorejh

5 years ago

40 years ago today! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_Perso… #IBM #IBMPC #retrocomputing

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5 years ago

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François Chollet @fchollet

5 years ago

In the tech industry, you often encounter the idea that following best practices slows you down, that good hackers ship fast by all means necessary. IMO at any time scale longer than a weekend, *not* following best practices slows you down.

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Daniela Sfregola @DanielaSfregola

5 years ago

📢 My book "Get Programming with #Scala" is here! Designed to be the ideal first intro to Scala, structured in bite-sized lessons packed with examples, exercises, and final end-of-unit projects. Learning Scala? Check it out! manning.com/books/get-prog… Please RT for reach 1/2

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Nikita Bier @nikitabier

5 years ago

If you joined Snapchat as a senior engineer in March last year, your annual compensation would be over $6 mil today.

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Austin H @MondayMonkey

5 years ago

Bumper sticker on car in front of me: “But did you die?” 🤣🤣🤣 I did not. Here’s to climbing back on that horse and having another go. Every. Single. Time. #YouWannaGo #StrongLikeBull

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Filipe Fortes @fortes

13 years ago

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

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Austin H @MondayMonkey

5 years ago

🤤 I don’t feel so bad, now. 🙂

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University of Texas Press @UTexasPress

6 years ago

Another day, another chance to win a signed copy of a gorgeous #architecture book! Retweet or reply to this tweet to enter our #MiroRivera #giveaway. We're also taking entries on our Instagram: instagram.com/utexaspress/ 💙

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Austin H @MondayMonkey

6 years ago

@RedGiantTX @mudsam I miss snow. Can I swing by and shovel your sidewalk to cure me of my snow craving?

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Austin H @MondayMonkey

6 years ago

@TexasTribune Is the trib giving someone a pass phrase? 😉

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John Savill @NTFAQGuy

6 years ago

Took AZ-900 Azure Fundamentals on Tuesday to find out the level of detail needed based on requests I received and posted a quick video that may help others based on the types of topic covered I saw. youtu.be/t1nB1RYihJg #azurecertification #azurecloud #azure #az900

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Austin H @MondayMonkey

6 years ago

@RedGiantTX @mudsam @real_keychron It’s a beauty! I saw MKBHD uses that, I believe, and went out to scope them. Brown switches are lovely. My faves. My two @daskeyboard (one w/brown, one w/blue switches) are off to them for repair. Anxiously awaiting repair quote. 🤞

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Austin H @MondayMonkey

6 years ago

Reminding myself often: It’s a marathon, not a sprint.

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Austin H @MondayMonkey

6 years ago

@nheudecker Nick, who has best price predictability?

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Brigid Delaney @BrigidWD

6 years ago

in an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I am now yelling at my parents for going out

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Andy Slavitt 🇺🇦 @ASlavitt

6 years ago

COVID-19 March 16 Update: I’m going to try to have some of the positives in here, but also present the facts of what is around the corner. This sums up what I know from the Administration, states, manufacturers of gear, hospitals, and major tech companies. And it’s only 4:30 1/

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That's Interesting @innneresting

6 years ago

From the (rare) good news department, the number of recovered patients in South Korea today, exceeded the number of new infections in one day, for the first time. en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN202003…

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