Token Millennial @Millennialtoken
Just your typical Millennial church staff member. Please tell me how to reach myself! Joined February 2015-
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I love you with the most deceitful and desperately wicked part of me. #ThingsCalvinistsSayOnValentinesDay
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The dream of every Acts29 pastor's wife. x.com/calvinistbatma…
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This #HipsterBible app knows what's up.
@jaysondbradley I've REALLY been disappointed by the Illuminati lately.
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If Chance the Rapper was a Calvinist he would be Providence the Rapper.
@116_fans @lecrae Just messing. A collaboration would be inCREDible
@116_fans After few tracks the relationship could be redeemed-you know they'd rise above.But before xian forgiveness-theTRACKS! 🔥lemme dream
Future diss tracks from inevitable Lecrae/Chance feud will be 🔥!Too many #Blessings and with a name like "Chance"? Come onnnnn.
This satisfies 80% of my intense craving for new Juliana Theory material. x.com/superdeluxe/st…
We noticed that @realdonaldtrump's tweets are basically the lyrics to an early 2000s emo song, so we turned them into one.
Comin' back at cha after a year's absence! I was tired of my anon getting credit for all my "good goofs". What did I miss, my dudes?!
My suggestion that we set up a photo booth outside the sanctuary on #AshWednesday went over great! The props were so reverential. #ashtag
Wednesday night tweet club. Anyone else taking a second to hide in their office?
Oh no. Oh no! Get out while you still can! x.com/sbtsquotes/sta…
"Ministry is easy. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise: only 4 hours a week." -student
@terribleuthguy I never thought I'd say this, but I really feel sorry for Nickleback right now.
@BackRowOnline does this have to do with . . . Nurples?!
@radicalutionary Man. . .Authenticity right? A really authentic back rub. And public praise never hurts. A corner office? Thanks for asking!
Confession: I took coffee from the café last night without putting a dollar in the donation cup. Justification: It was not worth a dollar.
This deacon's meeting smells like fried foods and cologne. Let's get to work!
The Pastor's Wife @ThePastorsWife5
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David Brasher @davebrasher
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Calvnst Wonder Woman @CalvnWndrWoman
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Narthan @jhonkartnar
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Eugene Trumperson @eugenetrumpers
533 Followers 4K Following Filet of Eugene Peterson, finished with a steaming pile of Trump sauce. Served well done.
Pastor's Wife 2020 @PastorsWife2020
8K Followers 5K Following Editor. Writer. Publisher. Events Planner. Social Media Strategist. Lyricist with ASCAP. Best-selling Amazon author.
Deacon Drax @deacondrax
70 Followers 321 Following It's a metaphor, it would go over his head... Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it. Offended? https://t.co/L2SEAgOhyJ
Honest Worship Pastor @Hiphonestpastor
259 Followers 950 Following RELEVANT WORSHIP PASTOR WHO HAS A LOT OF THINGS TO SAY BUT CANT SAY THEM IN REAL LIFE.
The Pastor's Wife @ThePastorsWife3
866 Followers 703 Following Just another hero with a broken halo.
Stuff of Wife @2adults4kids
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Jory Micah🌺🇵�... @jorymicah
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Facepalm Sunday @facepalm_sunday
284 Followers 626 Following Stuff my Seminary classmates say. Bringing the darkest corners of my classroom to the brightest lights of social media. Cite your sources.
Millennial Shift @Mil_Shift
73 Followers 360 Following College design kids raising awareness and shifting the stereotypes of the millennial generation. We are also on Instagram at millennial_shift
Reformed Daily @TheologianQuote
952 Followers 1K Following Quotes from some of the wisest men in history. From the maker of @agodlyboyfriend and @incolege4christ.
Alicia (she/her) @txalicia1
545 Followers 2K Following I'm just like my country; I'm young, scrappy, and hungry. Former Brofessor turned Historian. #wct.
Calvinist Arwen @CalvinistArwen
441 Followers 1K Following Princess of Rivendell. Queen of Gondor. Did I choose a mortal life or did a mortal life choose me?
Emily Fernandes @Millyzinhaa
10 Followers 127 Following
NotCharismaMag @charismamaggag
182 Followers 485 Following Proclaiming Error to the World. Parody, in no way affiliated with @charismamag / @charisma_news.
Alvin A.Manova🎤�... @alvin_manova
3K Followers 5K Following Do What I can with what I got 👽:S̴̛͍̜̼͙̜͎͚͍̊̈͂̇̈͐̋̕ȩ̵̡̘͍̠̠̣̥͔̉̈ẅ̷̧̡̧͍͍̹̤̪ṙ̶̲̂͋͒̓̋͊̇̈́͜͝ḙ̶͎̖̭͎͉͒̕͝g̵̢̻̟̯͍͓̓͑͋͗͗̾̕ͅt̸͔̙͙̞͑͋͆̈́͊a̴͎̺͇͕͋͑̒̂̅̂͝r #JESUSCHRIST
AnonStudentPastor @AnonStdntPastor
275 Followers 328 Following
YouthMinProbs @YouthMinProbs
3K Followers 2K Following Expressing the anxieties of student ministry one tweet at a time. #stumin #uthmin #youthminprobs
Wayne Lovegood @WayneLovegood
494 Followers 2K Following Prophetic eater of cheese. I only tweet when the H.S. tells me to (H.S. is short for Holy Spirit).
Radio Matt | White La... @RadioMattLTN
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Millennial Mindset @millennialgenxr
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Steve Cowles @oddsteven
98 Followers 454 Following
Ex-Evangelical Janewa... @XianJaneway
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juliet oscar @tango_j_oscar
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RADICALUTIONARY @radicalutionary
147 Followers 271 Following I'm radical. I'm revolutionary. I'm RADICALUTIONARY. Radically following Jesus better than you do. (Parody Account)
Leco Mass @I2dmass4uDeuces
55 Followers 840 Following
Titus T @TitusTerrebonne
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Cathleen C.C. Forche @CCForche
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SBTS Anonymous @SBTSquotes
1K Followers 1K Following "What you have whispered in private rooms shall be proclaimed on Twitter." -Luke 12:3. Direct Message me or e-mail quotes to [email protected]
Robert Meredith @rlmeredith
58 Followers 168 Following I work for Jesus. Some people like me, some people don't.
Joy Parris @nopicking
821 Followers 4K Following Hi all! I am a wife, mother, musician, family, friend,educator, children's author, and God's daughter. check out the link. Buy my book. thank you!
Snarkastic Mom @snarkasticmom
669 Followers 619 Following Because snarky and sarcastic make a fantastic combination.
PK Strug Life @FaultInOurPK
1K Followers 3K Following Welcome to the pastor's kid community! Feel free to DM our account with your PK probs or tag us with ➡️➡️ #pklife #pkprobs #pkproblems
The Fundamentalist @Funduhmentalist
9K Followers 6K Following The donut-loving ruffian is back. My main account @culturedruffian is back! Peace. Love. Donuts. ✌🏼❤🍩https://t.co/PRfaADtiyJ
Naive Church Newbie @ChurchNewbie
25 Followers 81 Following (Parody) Just new to this whole church thing. Loving it though. Looking forward to the next roster.
Pastor Pending @RecentPastor
3K Followers 1K Following Former Pastor of the Kobayashi Maru Baptist Church. Now a hospital chaplain. Native Midwesterner
Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch
8K Followers 4K Following This is for all of us who get paid in produce.
Lutheran Picard @LutheranPicard
2K Followers 830 Following Tweeting, blogging, and podcasting on theology, philosophy, and culture.
Shaylee Tell @shaylee_tell
58 Followers 119 Following He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose. —Jim Elliot
Let'sOutfitApp @wemodelfashion
552 Followers 4K Following https://t.co/kfFUI6ZO74 https://t.co/hwlJjUfo6o https://t.co/X7r4kI3psy
EmmausProjectPodcast @EmmausPodcast
245 Followers 955 Following Two brothers, one podcast and a whole bunch of theology. Join us for The Emmaus Project Podcast where we remind you that Jesus loves Exposition.
Steven Gunter @sgpianoman
374 Followers 1K Following husband to Sara Joy. dad to Juliet. Christ follower. Jacksonville. Musician. Higher Ed Professional. Bivocational Pastor at FBC Maxville
Jory Micah🌺🇵�... @jorymicah
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Stuff of Wife @2adults4kids
1K Followers 1K Following A life of faith and domesticity. Jesus, husband, kids, house - and the whole enchilada.
Artificial IntelliPas... @MegaPastorAI
2K Followers 1K Following I've been replaced with Artificial Intelligence. Putting the 'ai' in Christian. Since June 23, 2023 all tweets make use of Artificial Intelligence input.
Marusha @Marusha76
253 Followers 211 Following Born again Christian. Bible Believer. Wife. Mother. Canadian. Author. Musician. God is the best, nothing compares to Him.
Small Church YP @SmallChurchYP
1K Followers 1K Following Our church, small. Our hearts, big. Our God, bigger. Our Youth are amazing! (mostly) Anonymous Account for fun, ministry and steam release!
Church doormat @churchdoormat
798 Followers 269 Following Every church needs a doormat..You know, the kind of person who volunteers for everything, gets stuck teaching that awful kids class, and whatever else is needed
The Pastor's Wife @ThePastorsWife3
866 Followers 703 Following Just another hero with a broken halo.
Michael Harmon @churchunchurch
932 Followers 666 Following just a digital #ministry of an iMonk devoted to #God, #justice, #mercy & #grace | @fullerseminary & #IVCF alum | mission/giving: https://t.co/RJqV3ru5Pi
J. Warn @Fundiestan
509 Followers 617 Following
Rev. Dr. Jake Hammock... @jacobwhammock
303 Followers 382 Following I be a Dudeist, Gnomean, & Divinely Apathetic psychonaut-minister of living light, a rainbow warrior hippie troubadour. …with an honorary double doctorate. ✌️☮️
Honest Preachers Kid @HonestyfromaPK
319 Followers 292 Following All of the things you actually want to say as a PK but can’t in real life. here ya go.
Snarkastic Mom @snarkasticmom
669 Followers 619 Following Because snarky and sarcastic make a fantastic combination.
🇵🇪🇱... @OTPeleg
1K Followers 25 Following
Naive Church Newbie @ChurchNewbie
25 Followers 81 Following (Parody) Just new to this whole church thing. Loving it though. Looking forward to the next roster.
The Fundamentalist @Funduhmentalist
9K Followers 6K Following The donut-loving ruffian is back. My main account @culturedruffian is back! Peace. Love. Donuts. ✌🏼❤🍩https://t.co/PRfaADtiyJ
Lutheran Picard @LutheranPicard
2K Followers 830 Following Tweeting, blogging, and podcasting on theology, philosophy, and culture.
INFJ Anonymous @infjanonymous
3K Followers 116 Following A website devoted to helping those who are #INFJ personality types along their journey through personal discovery, offering knowledge and hope for rare minds.
Fake J.D. Greear @FakeJDGreear
14K Followers 0 Following Author of the fifth Gospel. (Available on Amazon)
EmmausProjectPodcast @EmmausPodcast
245 Followers 955 Following Two brothers, one podcast and a whole bunch of theology. Join us for The Emmaus Project Podcast where we remind you that Jesus loves Exposition.
Joseph Matangria @joeymattty
233 Followers 134 Following Pan-African|Entrepreneur|God Fearing| Chinese Interpreter|Responsible|Open-Minded|Inspire Others to find their Fire|Parody
The Gospel Friends @mygospelfriends
30K Followers 30K Following The Uncanny Gospel Friends RELAUNCH. Episode 1 available now. Unassuming ministers battle heretics and get rich preachers with humor and truth. Comedy #Podcast
Che Geneva @ChortlesWeakly
3K Followers 713 Following My name is Brad Isbell / PCA RE / Food Reviewer-Poet / Ecclesial Justice Warrior /#JusticeForMachen / #Unificator / @presbycast w/@wresbyterian
Tom Wright @profntwright
58K Followers 73 Following Senior Research Fellow at Wycliffe Hall and Senior Editor at St Andrews. Official twitter site for announcements and speaking engagements.
Ex-Evangelical Janewa... @XianJaneway
12K Followers 10K Following #ADHD patient advocate. #Covid Long-hauler. Secondhand seller. Wife, & mom of 4+. She/her Not Kate Mulgrew. 😂
April Fiet @aprilfiet
13K Followers 4K Following Lover of words, gardening, chickens, and bread. Pastor. Yarn artist. Oxford comma stan account. Author of: The Sacred Pulse @broadleaf_books
badsheeplive @Richard82830042
243 Followers 406 Following I smell of cigars, espresso, musty books & bacon. Resort Chaplain & servant with The Bad Sheep. Air Hockey Champ & Putt Putt Jedi. Joke Cracker & Yarn Weaver.
Not Doug Wilson, #Wor... @KirkCEO
538 Followers 354 Following Pastor manly man of machismo. I plagiarize & I wed child molesters. The kind of hard pastor who gives Confederate sympathizers a bad name.
The Masked Reformer @masked_reformer
252 Followers 695 Following
Christian Jokes @Xian_Jokes_haha
53 Followers 187 Following
Calvinist Worf @CalvinistWorf
290 Followers 447 Following A son of two worlds, warrior, loyal, uncompromising, & though not often appreciated quite amusing. batlh potlh law' yIn potlh puS
Reformed Spider-Man @SpideyReformed
348 Followers 392 Following Swinging in to share Bible, theology, and encouragement because with great power there must also come great responsiblity.
Worship Leader Probs @worshipprobss
149 Followers 468 Following Problems us worship leaders endure. Hashtag your probs and funny tweets with #worshipleaderprobs
actz29conference @a29conference
10 Followers 0 Following husbands. dads. beards. drinkers of coffee. not mark driscoll.
Funny Christian Girl @FunnyXtianGal
448 Followers 41 Following I'm fluent in sarcasm. Don't take me too seriously.
Old English Wordhord @OEWordhord
26K Followers 391 Following Formerly Old English Word of the Day, by @hanavideen, author of THE WORDHORD (2021) & THE DEORHORD (2023). Book updates only now: see pinned post.
Calvnst Wonder Woman @CalvnWndrWoman
1K Followers 795 Following The issue is not just Calvin, it's God's sovereignty. Princess. Super strength, speed. Ageless, eternal life. Fiery temper. Lasso of Truth. Jn 15:16
Rachel Johnson @WorshipPK
277 Followers 118 Following Christ follower, Bible Educator, Toddler wrangler, Comedy Enthusiast.
Poor ol Pastor @PoorOlPastor
233 Followers 167 Following Pastor of a church in the middle of a backdoor revival.
Dr. Bubba, Hillbilly ... @bubba_pastor
2K Followers 1K Following Dr. Bubba, Certified Hillbilly, MATS, MDiv., MRE, Thd., DMin.,Etc, Etc I pretty much believe the opposite of you.
AnonymousYouthWorker @AnonYouthWorker
420 Followers 45 Following Adult volunteer who loves serving God and youth with zeal (and a tiny bit of sarcasm)
Young(ish) Pastor @CallowCleric
307 Followers 114 Following I'm young, and I'm your pastor. So what? This is my place to say what everybody's already thinking. Reflections of a 30-something pastor.
Honest Youth Pastor @HonestYPTweets
15K Followers 646 Following I attempt to help believers grow in their love for Christ through Biblical discernment.You might like
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@ParsonPeeves
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