Michael Grove @Michael83931502
Not MP for Surrey Heath. Not Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster. Joined May 2020-
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Looks like I picked the wrong weekend to stop having cocaine blown up my arse with a straw.
Tory MP for Telford @lucyallan claimed a staggering £4,552 on expenses to pay her utility bills for the 2019/20 tax year. Please retweet this if you would like £4,552 from the government towards your bills.
A Venn diagram of people who, pre pandemic would tell people with mental health issues to "man up" and people who won't wear a bit of cloth on their face due to being worried about mental health issues, would just be a circle.
@julianjpayne @RoccoLostInHull @TheIronLeaders @talkRADIO @mrmarkdolan It depends it you are walking on the track or not. And walking on the track is like not wearing a mask. Only a fucking idiot would walk on the track.
Ovation Pinnacle CU247 electro acoustic guitar. £370 gumtree.com/p/for-sale/ova… Get the app from the Play Store play.google.com/store/apps/det…
RETWEET FOR A CHANCE TO WIN one of these stunning #TimsTwitterListeningParty special edition Rega Research Planar 2 turntables (worth £399) with artwork by Ben the illustrator. One winner will be chosen at random at 10pm on Saturday 13th June. Tim Burgess is giving one away too!
Remember, Black and Middle Eastern (BAME) communities are effected disproportionately by Covid-19. So if are attending an anti racism march, you will probably help spread the disease. Killing BAME people. You are worse than Derick Chauvin. #BlackLivesMatter #NonDomLivesMatter
Non Domicile Lives Matter #NonDomicileLivesMatter
Tory Lives Matter. #BlackLivesMattter #ToryLivesMatter #ToryParty
Remember. It is your civic duty to do as we say. Not as we do. #COVID19 #DominicCummnings
NHS Test and Trace. If you have symptoms you MUST IMMEDIATELY self isolate and get a test. Tests are available to pick up in person from pharmacies in Barnard Castle. I would like to personally thank @bernardTcastle for it's help in this matter. #DominicCummnings #COVID19
Well the practice is Cummings along nicely.
Constituents who have emailed Re DC can rest assured I have conveyed fuck all to relevant colleagues. Personal replies won't follow in due course. We remain focussed on helping those needing assistance avoiding tax, shielding wealth and stopped bonuses here in SH.
Snorting cocaine off a prostitute's tits is not a crime. #dominiccummimgs #coronavirus
Be sure to enter our latest competition to #WIN a Whirlpool Dishwasher! Simply follow us @HughesDirect & RT 🍀🎁 Ends 27/05/20, Ts&Cs apply - hughes.co.uk/competition-te…
Selling crystal meth to babies is not a crime. #dominicummings #COVIDー19
Ella-rose Viau @EllaViau87046
73 Followers 5K Following
Esmie Streitmatter @EStreitmat81456
50 Followers 5K Following
Sunday 70s @Sunday_70s
6K Followers 6K Following BRAND NEW PLAYLIST Every Sunday With Hits, B-sides & Album Tracks All From The 70s #Glam #Rock #Disco #Punk #NewWave 💚 Listen On Spotify 💚
After The Gold Rush @GoldRushMWR
194 Followers 170 Following Covering the singles charts of 1990-2008, alternate Sundays at 5pm on @MadWaspRadio. #ATGR #MadWaspRadio
Dave thompson @Julia93165
3 Followers 252 Following
Samantha @MsSpydaSam
1K Followers 688 Following Take a moment if you dare, Catch yourself a breath of air, There's another life out there, And you should try it.
Suze 💙🎶🇺🇦 @WestCountrySuzi
3K Followers 4K Following There's a crack in everything That's how the light gets in @[email protected]
Fab to Far Out @fabfarout
289 Followers 342 Following I’m Lita and every other Sunday from 5-7pm I play the best music from the swinging 60’s, the most colourful and exciting decade of them all! ❤️ @madwaspradio
freya wright @freyawright19
7 Followers 52 Following
SurreyHeathCorruption @heath_surrey
88 Followers 150 Following Poking @conservatives and Kippers in Surrey Heath, Surrey and Nationally. Proudly blocked by @DouglasCarswell & @PaulDeach DM's open.
Greenboglin🏴☠.. @Gr33nb0glin
197 Followers 518 Following (It/It) No longer identifying as Human. Just a subterranean waiting to inherit the Earth. #Fakenewsisbestnews
🪩💃🏼🚲Lains.. @CyclingLain
481 Followers 674 Following It’s not about the chocolate, it’s who you share it with
Miachel.Gvoe @GvoeMiachel
13 Followers 50 Following Hello, pleased to meet you, please, this account is not for case work it's for media and company enquiries! No I do NOT live in Surrey Heath and am NOT the PM!
Chris 🇪🇺🇺�.. @christhekopite
788 Followers 607 Following Buffoon. Football. Cricket. Music. Glastonbury.
Kelly J @Little_Blue84
1K Followers 1K Following #CFC #AFCWimbledon #JFT97 #DontBuyTheSun 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️Ally #twisto #Glasto 🇪🇺 ⚜️🌹 🚶🏻♀️she/her
Miachel.Gvoe @GvoeMiachel
13 Followers 50 Following Hello, pleased to meet you, please, this account is not for case work it's for media and company enquiries! No I do NOT live in Surrey Heath and am NOT the PM!
Laura @laura_horts
724 Followers 491 Following
Neil Miles @neilsmiles
4K Followers 393 Following ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop. https://t.co/Rodf83wyVI
Suze 💙🎶🇺🇦 @WestCountrySuzi
3K Followers 4K Following There's a crack in everything That's how the light gets in @[email protected]
@davie_boy_lee @davie_boy_lee
743 Followers 1K Following Husband. Dad. Claret CFS ST holder. Glasto. Washington Commanders HTTC etc.
After The Gold Rush @GoldRushMWR
194 Followers 170 Following Covering the singles charts of 1990-2008, alternate Sundays at 5pm on @MadWaspRadio. #ATGR #MadWaspRadio
Him Over There @snathe
1K Followers 1K Following Nathan. He/Him.* Also on bsky. So, face forward and keep going. (*yes, I have my pronouns here, if you don't like it then tough)
Phill Roberts @phunkyphill
733 Followers 733 Following Web developer, keyboard player, obsessive quizzer, #popmaster , #forgotten80s & #sts70s twitterati bod and a fan of music , comedy, real cider and Cardiff City
SCANNY🕺🕺 @simon_scanlon
234 Followers 244 Following Boro lad, 80s nut with a quirky taste! #dlxp #80sTM #forgotten80s
Dariusz Ski @dskiuk2
388 Followers 280 Following I like a bit of this, a bit of that. Love engineering. Also love photography, that is, what I photograph I like. https://t.co/spUzN4SLuU
Sequins To Suburbs @SSuburbs
518 Followers 212 Following Bringing you the finest 70s music known to humanity every Sunday 7-9pm on https://t.co/O25vmC3cn6. Chat with us on #STS70s, or email [email protected]
MadWaspXS @MadWaspXS
496 Followers 445 Following #MWXS 90 minutes of pop followed by 90 minutes of rock, Friday nights 9pm on https://t.co/Jv8X1b4MfL
William Barlow @sbuma1
1K Followers 542 Following #80sTM #90sTM #ptop #My80s #dlxp #forgotten80s #forgotten90s #xmcab #sts70s #VinylRevival #crankto11 #DD80s #KittsMix #OffTheChart #csnovashow #MWXS #ATGR
Kevin Parry @kevinparry82
663 Followers 1K Following Tweets may contain: Music, Football (@Boro), Glastonbury, Photography.
Neil @Teekers_
439 Followers 531 Following Bicycles, Planes and (British)Sea Power, Have Been Known To Contain Alcohol... 🇹🇭🇹🇭 Along Your Fuselage 🍀🌿
Katie @littlegingerkid
1K Followers 1K Following Short, ginger & clumsy. Likes travel, music (& festivals), books, bikes, running, quizzes, football, motorsport and general random nonsense.
Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle
2.7M Followers 1K Following Here Comes The Guillotine Podcast. A Short History of the Apocalypse out late 2024. MANAGED ACCOUNT.
Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson
4.7M Followers 460 Following Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
Chris 🇪🇺🇺�.. @christhekopite
788 Followers 607 Following Buffoon. Football. Cricket. Music. Glastonbury.
And this from the Daily Telegraph cartoonist….
*disables all news app notifications* Someone wake / sober me up if the martians land, eh?
@Woodywing @NevilleSouthall @AndyBurnhamGM The point is to increase the capacity of the network. Fewer people travelling at peak times doesn't increase capacity. You still have the same problems we had 10 years ago.
Jim Davidson's trending for some reason, so here's an extract from Benny Hill’s diary: “Went to showbiz party. Met Jim Davidson, a fine comedian and a gentleman. Talked to all three of them.”
@mrjamesob Can I just point out it is a small but vocal subset of Evangelicals who have been misled over interpretation of a single passage of scripture. Don't lump all Evangelicals into this clear deception.
I can't believe that Liam Neeson arranged for his own daughter to be kidnapped so he could cop a feel of Holly Valance
@barbaramunro8 @talkRADIO @Iromg You do know roads are funded out of general and local taxation don’t you, normal taxes that everyone including cyclists will pay. You also presumably know road tax was abolished in 1937
I was 14 when this came out and had it on a NOW album. It's always affected me somehow, and I have no idea why.
Now Playing Public Image Ltd - Rise @pilofficial
LOTS of people asking so - Ribmeat goes online Saturday 5pm Sauces go online Sunday 5pm theribman.co.uk/collections/sa…
The response to this has been MENTAL !! #DoTheRibmanAtHome
Fresh Babyback Ribs - marinaded in either BBQ or HolyFuckRub - Vac packed ready for you to cook at home 👀 Should I add to the online shop ? 😝
FaceTimeing with @115thDream_ with our flags out 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Boris Johnson just thanked and congratulated Marcus Rashford on his campaign to stop Boris Johnson being such a callous kid-starving shit
THE BELOVED Happiness (30th Anniversary Reissue) 2LP / 2CD Repress incoming for the first record from the pioneering Beloved! First time on this format for the LP version and heaps of bonus material awaits if you pick up the CD Preorder : bit.ly/2B1fkc0
I refuse to accept that this record is 30 years old. I can't possibly have another copy of Your Love... to add to the other 20+ versions I have.
THE BELOVED Happiness (30th Anniversary Reissue) 2LP / 2CD Repress incoming for the first record from the pioneering Beloved! First time on this format for the LP version and heaps of bonus material awaits if you pick up the CD Preorder : bit.ly/2B1fkc0
This is where we are. Full of insults, but ensures he puts "key worker" in his Bio as if to desire some respect.
I’m not watching but I’m guessing it’s one of the McCanns #BritainsBestParent
Thought I’d respond in the same way to the spineless wankers who all said it was “time to move on”
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