Max Teplansky @Maxinator2000
I didn't know how to open your bags of coffee so I left Boston, Massachusetts Joined October 2011-
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"Scallion" is way to fancy of a name for an onion that's not as gross.
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This is our time. We will NOT bend the knee. #CUsRise x.com/celtics/status…
I'm trying to establish a professional following. From now on my tweets will include formal punctuation only. No points of exclamation, or pesky asterisks. Let me know if anyone knows how to work a semi-colon.
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Great nite @MCLA_EDU listening to Emmy Award journalist Byron Pitts. Thank you Mr. Pitts for your insight and inspiration @byronpitts.
I need to be assertive, like a rhino, horn on my nose, 2,000 pounds, frumpy skin, and large feet, prince of the savannah, kind of assertive
Hey give me a certificate of authenticity so I know it's real. #babe
Hey Twitter, it's me. I know we left some things unsaid. If distance truly heals all wounds i'd love to give it another chance. Lemme know.
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@UPennOffTheBeat and @UMDFauxPaz You're gonna kill it at semis on @SingItOn tonight!!!!
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@UMDFauxPaz that was BREATHTAKING. @lynique15 you are truly astounding and we are incredibly impressed by your talent and strength #singiton
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The stress is REAL right now... losing your voice the day of competition is everyone's worst nightmare #SingItOn
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@SkratchMixx @PTXofficial if you want to check us out more, here's a video of more of our stuff! youtu.be/XXxqBXt8gPM
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YES #CRUSHIT #GOUMASS #SINGITON So much Hexa-love for @SharpAttitude! Let's GO THIS THING ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Nothing a little pole dancing can't fix. 👯 #SingItOn
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Forgiveness is what makes the world go round GO UMASS! Go @TheHexachords We're all here together! #SingItOn
When the bad blood on the bus goes round and round ? 😐 @SingItOn @TheHexachords @SharpAttitude
@PopTV @TheHexachords @taylorswift13 @SingItOn Show me the fire! I need the fire! # PostItAll
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Will it be bad 💉 or mad ❤️ for @SharpAttitude and @TheHexachords? Watch #SingItOn WED 8P/7c on @PopTV. #acappella
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