Matthew Lane @MattyAmerica
Student, veteran, dog owner, noted sarcasm authority. liesaboutthetruth.blogspot.com/// Central Joisey Joined April 2009-
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@PSEGdelivers I live in Highland Park, NJ, and 95% of my town got power back 3 days ago. I'm still without. Update on status?
Fall weather? Looks like the dog's going to the park!
@MittRomney So you're the only one allowed to change your mind?
@SelfAwareROOMBA at least you don't have shins
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a man religion, he'll starve to death praying for a fish.
Romney goes with the bold choice of a white male for a running mate. good luck topping that, dems.
Dogs are man's best friend? Even my worst enemy has never looked me in the eye while shitting on my rug.
@SarcasticRover The internets told me you're married to a food processor, confirm/deny?
Just realized that future presidents are on Facebook and Twitter now. "runin 4 senitur #YOLO!"
@blakeemarquis "Designed by minority owner Jay-Z..." Not only did he design it, it appears he was given the chance because of EO laws.
One horn for returning rangers. Two horn blasts for foes. Three for white walkers. Four blasts for republicans #novemberiscoming
"This ship is not for going to places, but for getting away from them."
I fart in the general direction of adversity.
great article about how the gays are ruining the fabric of American society. huffingtonpost.com/domenick-scudeโฆ
@RobalJ sounds like a great potential source of unsolved murders.
"I have been asked whether I have changed in the past twenty-five years. No, I am the same - only more so." -Rand
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TNG Season 8 @TNG_S8
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K @kc0s
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