Matt Sarge @Matt_Sarge
My tweets are the things that just missed the cut of being funny or interesting enough to say aloud. Washington, DC Joined March 2012-
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Burgum? But I hardly know him
.@HerschelWalker took the “money doesn’t grow on trees” thing too far the other way
This Whole Foods fridge has given me a great idea for a name for my new band
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?
Insert @tedcruz joke here
"The mob takes the Fifth Amendment. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" - Donald J. Trump
"The mob takes the Fifth Amendment. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" - Donald J. Trump
Scientists also believe it may be months before we figure out how Omicron is actually pronounced
Scientists also believe it may be months before we figure out how Omicron is actually pronounced
Want to feel old?
weather app delivers the devastating news that not only is this weekend going to be cold, but it’s only one day long
Frankly it's a much easier job now that her husband's banned from Twitter
Frankly it's a much easier job now that her husband's banned from Twitter
Roger Lau • 劉煒 @RogerLau
20K Followers 3K Following Team @TheDemocrats x @JoeBiden x @KamalaHarris |🗽formerly Campaign Guy for @ewarren | he/him/他/él
Todd Dages @todddayguess
112 Followers 1K Following U.S. Army combat veteran | proud family man | loving husband | Democrat | community volunteer | Classic VW enthusiast | Tinkerer | 🚙
Chasity Zador @ChasityZ89979
38 Followers 5K Following
Esther Manto @esth_ma
40 Followers 5K Following
Angela Villalouos @villalo_ange
34 Followers 5K Following
Norah Ebener @ebener_no
60 Followers 5K Following
Asuncion Pastick @AsuncPastic
68 Followers 5K Following
Nyteste @nyteste49387
135 Followers 2K Following
Democracy Shield @DemocracyShield
2K Followers 5K Following New progressives initiative to protect American democracy through digital and distributed organizing ahead of #Election2024
Left Angle News Netwo.. @LeftAngleNews1
237 Followers 303 Following We’re fighting for a better, fairer, and brighter future for everone The Left Angle of The Story | Breaking news- DM to report it | Citizen news reporter
Theathey @Theathey152593
17 Followers 2K Following I hope that I will be mature and stable and survive the desperate situation and live a better life.
Olin Jenner @OlinJenner
101 Followers 988 Following
Leonard Solms 🇿�.. @LeonSolms
2K Followers 3K Following Writer, mostly sports: @ESPNAfrica, @AJEnglish etc. Rhodes BJourn graduate 🇿🇦 | 💍 @kimararuns | Rescue dog dad: @RealAutumnDog | [email protected]
Sam Cornale @samcornale
11K Followers 3K Following @TheDemocrats. Recovering speechwriter. Alum of @JoeBiden @BarackObama and @UWBuckyBadger. One day I'll dance on the Jumbotron.
Debbie Wong @deborahwywong
871 Followers 2K Following Deputy Video Director @TheDemocrats | Previously: @joebiden @thrillist @NewsLitProject @CBSi @MSNBC | https://t.co/fCudCndj6N
Hyma Moore @Hymamoore
5K Followers 3K Following Principal w @CGAgroup past: @thedemocrats @joebiden @hillaryclinton @mayorcantrell @mitchlandrieu @gnoinc @BRAC_BatonRouge
fanny esther @fannyes52499384
37 Followers 2K Following
om @om57368856
12 Followers 313 Following
Beth Young @BethYou38507091
1 Followers 2 Following
Maria @MariaKateri
1 Followers 308 Following
Jackson Frost @jacksonbfrost
283 Followers 2K Following Right now: @WHOSTP B4: @BPIMedia @BrunswickGroup, @BidenCancer Being kind and making an impact. Tweets personal.
Adam Sachs @adamjsachs
646 Followers 4K Following uchicago '23 // politics & running, thats about it // RVA + Chicago // header photo credits @barrybutler9
Anna Kanter @annakanter214
255 Followers 1K Following
sahil mehrotra @sahil_m
1K Followers 5K Following Press Secretary @SenatorHassan | previously @Everytown | costco and taylor swift loyalist
Alex Milofsky @AmilofskMilo
270 Followers 5K Following snowboarding | fishing | B's & Patriots | 2x Fantasy Football Champ | lil’ politics | I don’t really tweet
Ryan Migeed @RyanMigeed
956 Followers 3K Following International Trade Atty | @gwlaw alum | @FP4America NextGen | Research & write on #conflictresolution #trade #cyber #identity | Words in @just_security etc.
Adam Wren @adamwren
34K Followers 11K Following National politics correspondent @POLITICO & @POLITICOMag. Buckeye-born Hoosier. 26.2 x 7.
Omar @Omar87597420
14 Followers 399 Following
ali west @alifwst
456 Followers 2K Following personal account. team @majoritypac. alum @teamwarnock, @dccc, @cambridge_uni, @univofstandrews, others. USAF spouse and rainy day enjoyer
Josh Sack @Sack_Joshua
501 Followers 2K Following Econ PhD student @AmericanU. alum, @American_Bridge. All Views My Own, RT/Like != endorsement. Fast Macroeconomist. YNWA
Megan Bates-Apper @MeganApper
7K Followers 6K Following PERSONAL ACCOUNT. @AndrewBatesNC's best friend. @JoeBiden forever. Research fan. #LGM. @PackMensBball watcher. @USTreasury Senior Spox.
👁👄👁 @amomentofglory
39 Followers 2K Following
Jeff Friedman @friedmanjeff8
188 Followers 724 Following 10% yelling about sports and politics. 90% sarcasm about sports and politics. Research @CheriBeasleyNC. Previously @TheDemocrats & @American_Bridge
BEMAIN @BEMAIN4
39 Followers 486 Following Proud mother of four ❤ l believe in the power of love.🌻🌼🌻
Terry Lee Powell @terrylpowell
473 Followers 5K Following
LimestoneDemocrats @LimestoneALDems
452 Followers 1K Following Join us for our monthly meetings! Like us on Facebook to keep up with events: https://t.co/BLumrGVu86
Chris Hayden @cmhayden10
6K Followers 2K Following @USTreasury Senior spox | These tweets are my own. he/him/his
I Love Jesus @angel28kc
7K Followers 7K Following I love my life. 🤗 Look up my self-published books on Amazon. Search Lisa Bedrick books. God loves you all!
Angelo Fernández Her.. @FernandezH_A
463 Followers 2K Following PR en la casa 🇵🇷 Official: @AFernandezH46 - Formerly: Deputy Press Secretary with @DHSgov; @theDemocrats; @RepGutierrez - Alum GW ESIA - tweets are my own
Iain Treloar @IainTreloar
4K Followers 643 Following Features and feelings @EscapeCycling, podcasting @TheAlbumFiles, ex-CyclingTips. Dictator botherer, low-level bicyclist, mid-level moustache, curious mind.
Escape Collective @EscapeCycling
11K Followers 155 Following Member-funded independent cycling media.
Jonny Long @iamjonnylong
2K Followers 868 Following news editor @escapecycling + purveyor of the Spin Cycle newsletter. sign up for free below👇📩
Brighton & Hove Albio.. @OfficialBHAFC
1.0M Followers 282 Following Official Albion account. @BHAFCWomen ⚽️ // @OfficialBHAJPN 🇯🇵 // @BHAFCFoundation 💙 // @OfficialBHAHelp 💬 // #BHAFC 📲
Jason Gay @jasongay
81K Followers 3K Following Sportsball, etc. at @WSJ. Free the WSJ journalist Evan Gershkovich.
RudyProjectNA @RudyProjectNA
11K Followers 5K Following Rudy Project in the United States & Canada. Elevate your performance with Italian-crafted sunglasses, helmets & gear. #RudyProjectNA
Mina Kimes @minakimes
897K Followers 2K Following NFL @ ESPN, crossword enthusiast, taller than you think. Wins are not a QB stat ✌️
Rodger Sherman @rodger
107K Followers 736 Following spent the entire 2023 season on a 62-game college football road trip! now recuperating.
Gareth Sandford @Gareth_Sandford
20K Followers 936 Following 🏅 I help coaches maximize elite athletes speed & endurance 🌎 Olympic, Para & Pro sport🚀Accelerate your conditioning growth curve with weekly newsletter⬇️
Daniel Friebe @friebos
49K Followers 5K Following ✍🏼 of Mountain High (& Higher), Eddy Merckx: The Cannibal & Jan Ullrich: The Best There Never Was (09/06/22). One bit of The Cycling Podcast & ITV cycling.
Jason Halpin @jhalpin23
512 Followers 533 Following Stand-up comedian, sit-down eater and co-host of @Houseofrun
Noah Droddy @IBuiltTheArk
12K Followers 623 Following Pro Distance Runner @salomonsports @polarglobal
David Melly @davidmellyruns
8K Followers 575 Following Something's lost and something's gained in living every day. runner | writer | talker | cynical idealist. words & pods for @CitiusMag
Brian Deese @briandeeseNEC
94K Followers 463 Following White House Director of the National Economic Council
Brian Deese @BrianCDeese
24K Followers 756 Following MIT Innovation Fellow; former NEC Director for President Biden and senior advisor to President Obama.
Secretary Janet Yelle.. @SecYellen
388K Followers 79 Following 78th Secretary of the Treasury. Former Fed Chair. Always an economist.
The White House @WhiteHouse
8.8M Followers 6 Following Welcome to the Biden-Harris White House! Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/UbZQo0sWVf
Andrew Bates @AndrewBatesNC
50K Followers 3K Following @MeganApper’s husband. Winston-Salem native. @NCState 🐺Pack alum. Work: @AndrewJBates46. Before: @JoeBiden, @American_Bridge, @HillaryClinton, @ObamaWhiteHouse
Lily Adams @adamslily
67K Followers 2K Following @USTreasury | fmr @KamalaHarris @HillaryClinton @TheDemocrats @timkaine @ted_strickland & @gupolitics fellow. Mom to Teddy (human) and Harper (dog)
Mark Mellman @MarkMellman
7K Followers 1K Following
Stephen Seiler @StephenSeiler
32K Followers 1K Following Exercising physiologist studying endurance training in a global laboratory, sharing what I learn in a global classroom. DMs only sporadically answered, sorry.
Cycling out of contex.. @OutOfCycling
185K Followers 290 Following It might express emotions. DMs open for suggestions.
Jonathan Gault @jgault13
31K Followers 2K Following Staff writer for @letsrundotcom | Runner, sports lover, and trivia enthusiast | 📬 [email protected]
Caryn Lenhoff @carynlenhoff
1K Followers 2K Following Deputy research director @TheDemocrats, Team @JoeBiden | Delaware hype woman
AP Politics @AP_Politics
539K Followers 597 Following Highlights from AP's coverage of U.S. politics and government in words, photos and video. Managed by the Washington bureau.
David Weigel @daveweigel
566K Followers 13K Following Covering politics for @semafor. Alum: @washingtonpost, @business, @slate. [email protected]. Buy my book: https://t.co/6sWfZ4MNgH
Kyle Merber⏱️ @TheRealMerb
37K Followers 773 Following Used to run, but now just talk about it @thelapcount | @citiusmag
Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow
1.1M Followers 5K Following Pulitzer-winning investigative journo @newyorker. Documentaries @hbo. Ex-diplomat. Bad lawyer. Disused PhD. Tips: [email protected].
Sabrina Singh @sabrinasingh24
45K Followers 3K Following Personal account. Currently with @DeptofDefense. Formerly with @VP. Dog mom. Anything and all things dark chocolate.
XTERRA Wetsuits @XTERRAWETSUITS
3K Followers 935 Following The fastest, most buoyant wetsuits on the planet.
Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT
1.6M Followers 6K Following NYT/CNN/Author CONFIDENCE MAN: The Making of Donald Trump and the Breaking of America
Jon Lovett @jonlovett
792K Followers 2K Following @crookedmedia co-founder, podcast host, former presidential speechwriter. Mostly water.
Elizabeth Renda @ecrenda
585 Followers 544 Following Law Student | Recovering Comms Staffer @TheDemocrats & @HillaryClinton | @UF Gator | Army Brat | Henry Rodham Renda's Dog Mom
Terrel Hale @TerrelHale
21K Followers 20K Following Mind and body training helps the athlete to understand flow and identity and these help improve athletic performance. #mindbodymedicinepractice #flow #identity
julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein
34K Followers 2K Following @abc reporter. prev: @buzzfeednews ✏️: @rollingstone @nymag @independent. 💌: [email protected] (she/her)
Dave Wasserman @Redistrict
642K Followers 1K Following Senior Editor & Elections Analyst of the nonpartisan @CookPolitical Report w/ @AmyEWalter. Nerd for 🗺️ maps, ⛷️ ski slopes & 🎻 trad tunes. Has seen enough.
Ken Tremendous @KenTremendous
227K Followers 665 Following I'm here: https://t.co/0pPS0cAOOZ. This account will be dormant for a while due to Elon and Trump and the Nazis. Hope to see you all again someday.
Adrienne Watson @Watson_Adrienne
19K Followers 4K Following Personal account. Love Indiana; no place like home. #Team46. Stronger together, I’m with her. “Show up. Dive in. Stay at it." -BHO
Cody Pomeranz @CodyPom13
1K Followers 5K Following speechwriter, stand-up, sad Bengals fan. Tweets and bad puns are my own. 🕎✡️
Rob Flaherty @Rob_Flaherty
60K Followers 2K Following Deputy Campaign Manager: @JoeBiden |Been: @WhiteHouse @hillaryclinton @Marshalls | Walk on with hope in your heart and you’ll never walk alone
Tyler Lykins @lykinstyler
496 Followers 693 Following Always Kentuckian. Most thoughts deserve about two or three more.
New Yorker Trump Bot @TrumpNewYorker
3K Followers 1 Following The Donald's Tweets as evergreen New Yorker cartoon captions. A silly experiment by @Psythor. Not affiliated with the New Yorker. See also: @KanyeNewYorker.
Tom Perez @TomPerez
203K Followers 465 Following Lifelong Democrat. Civil rights attorney. Former @thedemocrats chair. U.S. Labor Secretary for @barackobama. Proud son of immigrants 🇩🇴. Dad of 3+Bubba 🐶
Public Pool @WHPublicPool
22K Followers 0 Following Here are the latest White House pool reports and press releases, as they are filed. Open DMs. Managed by @gizmodomedia. Not affiliated with the White House.
Zac Petkanas @Zac_Petkanas
92K Followers 50K Following NOW: President of Petkanas Strategies FORMER: @HillaryClinton Sr Adviser; @HarryReid Comms Dir; DNC Sr Adviser. 🏳️🌈 Hojotoho! Heiaha!
Jennifer Jacobs @JenniferJJacobs
359K Followers 52K Following Sr. White House reporter for Bloomberg News. Reporting what I know, not what I think. Email me: [email protected] 💕IowaSame take Woody Johnson had on Zach Wilson at QB
Woody Johnson: This time I think Trump will be a lot better because he knows what he’s doing now.
Lindsey Graham, who was part of the “Three Amigos” along with Joe Lieberman and John McCain, says: “The good news, he is in the hands of the loving God. The bad news, John McCain is giving him an earful about how screwed up things are.”
You can tell Biden is a Philly fan because he gets stronger every time they boo
Governor Lochul Infrastructure
With @GovKathyHochul, I’m announcing $228M—thanks to the American Rescue Plan—to bring fiber and high-speed internet to homes in underserved communities across New York to help close the digital divide!
President Jobseph Jobinette Biden Jobnior
JUST IN: The U.S. economy added 199,000 jobs in November, and the unemployment rate fell to 3.7%. nbcnews.com/business/busin…
Lots to be thankful for this year!
Featuring appearances from @kevincramer, @DavidABergstein, @SuzanDelBene, @mattsgorman, @Lis_Smith, @RepRichHudson, and many more, it’s a Hotline Thanksgiving tradition unlike any other. nationaljournal.com/s/723395/its-g…
Me when NBA Twitter shows up on the TL
Womack tells me on a “laddered CR”: “I don’t have an opinion on it because I don’t understand it.”
Let the Olympic Trials be a lesson as to why you should always set meetings for very specific times like 11:42 AM because then people will assume it’s for a good reason
(some) House Professor Republicans McGonagall 🤝 “JORDAN!”
"Where I used to live in Washington, we had a McDonald's around the corner. Very good breakfast sandwich." --@SecBlinken, a man of TASTE
"When I was a student, my best hangover food was actually to go to @McDonalds ... I would go to McDonalds and buy double cheeseburger, big Coke, and that would be my hangover breakfast" -- Ukraine foreign affairs minister @DmytroKuleba @SecBlinken - "That never happened to me"
The peanut butter pretzels could contain gasoline and I'd still eat em
Trader Joe's is recalling two cookie products because they may contain rocks, the grocery chain announced. apnews.com/article/trader…
They’re going to “pump the breaks” on copy editing, apparently
Per source, DeSantis campaign just sent out the following talking points to key supporters
Me, constantly, to the Gen Zers on my team (including with this one just now)
@EscapeCycling @ericeobrien @IainTreloar @derailleurkate @ronanmclaughlin @CaleyFretz I’m hoping to be allowed the freedom to go for the sand jersey even if it has no monetary value but will do what’s best for the team
Quite simply the greatest season in Brighton's 122-year history. Manager up and left the team on September 8. Since then Brighton have beaten Chelsea 2x, Liverpool 2x, Arsenal 2x, had a player win the World Cup, come within penalties of an FA Cup Final, and now secured Europe!
Brighton have qualified for Europe for the FIRST TIME in their history! 🎉 What a job Roberto De Zerbi has done this season 👏👏👏 #BBCFootball #BHASOU
Can confirm: I am, indeed, real!
The DNC knew exactly what it was doing having “Emma Watson” “send” a fundraising email. Turns out that’s the name of the store manager…?
Phillies pitcher Matt Strahm said that he disagreed with extending alcohol sales beyond the traditional 7th-inning cutoff, citing the "safety of fans." es.pn/3mrV0sq
🚴 @carltonkirby is the most entertaining cycling commentator and it’s not even close.
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