Theron Pookie Davis @MattGetsHigh
Life is short and meth is cheap. Joined September 2019-
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To all the Christians out there, happy Easter, and to the Jews, nice try
Tires, starring Shane Gillis, is coming to Netflix May 23
Big Bird is like 3000 times the size of a bird. "Big" doesn't even begin to describe it. They should call him the yellow freak
i hate when a customer says “why they got y’all working on holidays?” bro because you in here tf
If you don’t think I see the get up early from your seat move and stand in the aisle and inch your knee up like your gonna get off the plane before me you must think I’m a SUCKER. I would choke myself to death before I left you off before me . Also shitbird … instead of trying…
Sex is overrated and anyone who does that shit regularly has a problem. I've been alive for 47 years, never had sex once, haven't even had a girlfriend. But im still alive living my life. Stop acting like sex is the end all be all when Star wars is infinitely better.
Sex is overrated and anyone who does that shit regularly has a problem. I've been alive for 47 years, never had sex once, haven't even had a girlfriend. But im still alive living my life. Stop acting like sex is the end all be all when Star wars is infinitely better.
WERE LIVING IN A SOCIETY! Dont talk on speaker phone in a crowded public space.
George Santos is innocent and represents Long Island with integrity and distinction. May he overcome this witch-hunt. God Bless Him.
Wow that was amazing, @SpaceX #FalconHeavy
GrEaT WoRk
Big mans balling
Italy’s main University in Milan just banned teaching Fyodor Dostoevsky because he’s a Russian writer. Dostoevsky was sent to a Siberian labour camp for reading banned books in Tsarist Russia. We are reaching levels of hatred and stupidity that I thought were never possible.
BREAKING: Video cameras in cell where Epstein’s alleged model-agent pimp Jean-Luc Brunel was found dead reportedly not working at the time.
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Liya @LiyaLi01
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Lewis Gills Investmen.. @macarioelmer49
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Anabel Bruce @anabel_bruce50
79 Followers 535 Following Life is a step at a time i have been there and realized it does not worth dying for …#USA….POLAND##PEACE..##ONE NATION##LOVE..#UNITY#####……
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Anabel Jalanto Bruce @BruceJalanto
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Malang @Malang004373821
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Genevieve Roch-Decter.. @GRDdectter
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Couplehourhappyhour @Couplehourhapp1
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Jon Robert @Robert986788
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Brantley McKinney @BrantleyM16
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Anee Denise @AneeBayu
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Everyones a Comedian @everyonescomedy
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906 Followers 5K Following Here to promote frends... glad to be out of twitter jail, it was 3 long years… and yes, i took “horse paste” during the pandemic and it cured my COVID
Recoil Now Podcast @recoilnowpod
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1. FREEDOM of SPEECH @Ivermectin1984
142 Followers 774 Following “Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me the truth.” Henry David Thoreau
Karl Neddermeyer @KarlNed
5K Followers 6K Following Husband, father, PA, EMT, comedy nerd, anime fan, and all around good guy. Love to laugh.
badphoenix😈🏳️.. @badphoenixxx
704 Followers 906 Following 🎮 / 🪐🌌 / 💍engaged / 🌈gay, panromantic / 📸creative director, designer, model, photographer, stylist
Barbara 770 @Babra770
687 Followers 3K Following I am always interested in looking at new opportunities to advance my career and to further impact the world using my experience and skills ..
Not Woke @NeverGonnaWoke
858 Followers 5K Following
Combat Learjet @Combat_learjet
26K Followers 865 Following 🇺🇸Retired Military Pilot. Major Airline Captain, Aviation Consultant. A blend of aviation awesomeness, humor & my opinion. Bremont Watch Ambassador
Tom Segura AKA Mr. La.. @tomsegura
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Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat
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Saagar Enjeti @esaagar
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MattandShanesSecret @MSsecretpod
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Joe Rogan @joerogan
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Atlas News @atlasnewsco
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464K Followers 425 Following New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah!
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Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia
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Elon Musk @elonmusk
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NASA @NASA
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Can’t decide whether it is funny, ridiculous or sad that the CEOs of Occidental Petroleum and Delta Airlines are on the new AI safety board. Less than half of the 22 members have any real AI knowledge. Also odd that it’s not even vaguely bipartisan, has zero open source AI…
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What do you think about Harry Sisson?
@Soulful1865 @Jayboy134501 If he was born and raised in the states he's a black American. End of story.
Liberal white women will look you straight in the eyes and tell you that these guys are the biggest threat to their safety.
@GRomePow “Women don’t wanna date me!” … … ….. “It’s gotta be cuz of this scenario I completely made up!”
@Rothmus You know it’s funny…bullets still work even if you aren’t afraid of them. Lots of people don’t know that
Why marrying across class was discouraged for thousands of years
Redditors are afraid to drive through Kentucky.
@Rothmus Leave it to CA to take one of the most profitable products in the world and proceed to tax and legislate it literally to death.
@libsoftiktok Never forget...
San Diego Airport gave illegals their own line through security checkpoints because they didn't have any documentation verifying who they were. Illegals are given special treatment and are being flown all over the country at the expense of the American taxpayer. We have no idea…
Put a little Zyn spit on my 56° and immediately chipped in after. You do the math, liberal.
@LADEig i would accept this if he wasnt playing lazy defense on gordon all game
@theereal_one As soon as he take a bite
@theereal_one She definitely doesn’t know how to cook
@theereal_one @ItsKrystiana She ain’t tryna cook, she tryna kill him. I get it, use seasoning, but the whole bottle, ma’am??
@theereal_one @JGirlwil Idc what seasoning she using. That is entirely too damn much.
@theereal_one She must want to pay all the bills by herself the way she’s seasoning…
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