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Bro i’ll straight up sit you down and show you a photo album from when you were a child
dude please don’t send me a text like that during Ram Truck Month
Instructions: Eat (1) egg, per leg, every AM That’s it. Just eat one egg per leg.
Celine Dion is without a doubt, the best vocalist this world has and will ever see. And it’s not even fucking close.
bro how are you not familiar with Celine Dion’s discography by now
You just know when toast is toast. Toast tells you when it’s toast
life is made so much better by the cool, pleasing taste of water
Just spilled water on my shoe. so that’s a thing i have to deal with now
bought a stainless steel scouring pad. Holy shit that thing can scour
Every day, humans put back the water we took from this earth. We do this via the tubes in our penises and vaginas
once watched a man on a street corner take the last bite of his apple. But, no trashcans to be found. Just standing there helpless, holding a wet malus corpse, rapidly decaying
[the little penis store] Me (to the sales associate): hi, earlier I spoke on the phone with someone about my little penis?
my wonderful ass seems to be regular in form and authentic
It is my life's greatest pleasure to have barrelled through, from moment to moment, day after day, firmly believing that I've never ever actually done anything wrong
old men flying drones in the park are the new metal detector guys
got a special kind of love for people who say “libary” instead of library
when I see my dog hanging out in the hot afternoon sun and tell him, “hey buddy, you don’t have to come in, but it’d be a lot cooler if you did.”
Veritas70 @Veritas7023
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mulf @ULFster82
178 Followers 1K Following Once resided in Baltimore and somehow lived to tell about it.
Patrick Van Gorder @PXWVG
92 Followers 157 Following
margie 🦥✨ @coopaloop97
269 Followers 336 Following bimbo 💖🥰|egg advocate|sometimes does marketing stuff|23|she/her
FedInside @FedInside
18 Followers 73 Following Life Bites 🥞☠️ | Video Shorts By: Jacob Kahn, Scott Malkovsky & @miss_mary_lu | This is a comedy account. Can’t eat comedy? Too bad.
Evan Luzi @evanluzi
4K Followers 287 Following ICG Local 600 Camera Assistant and Author of The Black and Blue
Worst Editor Ever ▶.. @worsteditorever
11K Followers 823 Following Whether its 23.97 or deinterlaced ultra SD, let's go to work! Just being me a cup o coffee.
Martin Boyd @martinboydie
135 Followers 578 Following Live a positive life, mobility and fitness , Sheffield Steelers Fan🏒England 🇬🇧 CA♥️ #mobilitywod #fitness #positivelife #healthylifestyle
Cornelius Collins @corneliuscoll
124 Followers 198 Following teach English at Fordham University / co-editor, Doris Lessing Studies / play guitar etc. for Present Tense https://t.co/KZ0PMT3Zhd
Cruise Forever @Cruise_Forever
39 Followers 164 Following Multi-National Transmedia Conglomerate Surplus Production Agency Outfit We make movies and travel. Sometimes in a Winnebago, other times by substances
Lindsey Optics @LindseyOptics
465 Followers 3K Following For Brilliant Images - Lenses and filters for cinematography - Brilliant Macro attachment lenses fit prime lenses and compact zooms, holding focus during zoom.
BJJFEELINGS @bjjfeelings
233 Followers 837 Following Things that go through your mind when you train BJJ.
ReynoldsWolf @ReynoldsWolf
16K Followers 3K Following On Camera Meteorologist @ The Weather Channel, Conservationist, Adventurer, Outdoorsman, & FLY-FISHERMAN🎣 Auburn fan-WAR EAGLE!!! 🐅🐯🦅
Chillaquiles @ChillaquileZ
140 Followers 2K Following Original Brazilian tunes with a psychedelic music twist, orbiting around samba boogie, ska and funk. 🔜 12.31 SUN - NYE w/ @afroliciousfunk at @rickshawstopsf
Kelly Starrett @thereadystate
106K Followers 2K Following Married to Juliet Starrett. Dad to G and the Bear. I’m a big fan of keeping your hand in the box. coach/physio/entrepreneur/boater/biker/paddler
Ben Tibbetts @TibbettsPhoto
8K Followers 5K Following Photographer and IFMGA Mountain Guide. Alps, Greenland and Antarctica. facebook = https://t.co/CCcxBAy74l
thisisbiking @ThisIsBiking
967 Followers 2K Following #cycling news and #bike tips from the best web sources
For 1,000's of Miles @FToM
1K Followers 800 Following 'A profound, beautiful, enduring, mysterious and unexpectedly moving film.' — Robinson Devor ### A film by @mikeambs.
Brian @Jabberstroker
40 Followers 673 Following here I am not quite dying / my body left to rot in a hollow tree / its branches throwing shadows on the gallows for me / & the next day & the next & another day
Ryan @Bilbarro
142 Followers 796 Following
Convergent Design @ConvergentD
5K Followers 2K Following Convergent Design specializes in the design and manufacturing of wireless microphones for online meetings and live-streaming.
Eline Neverdal @AmesDorine
166 Followers 3K Following
Charles Sidlinger @goin_chuck_wild
183 Followers 926 Following Mountaineer ~ Musician ~ Photographer ~ Carpenter by trade. Absolutely seeking the most adventure I can pack in to one lifetime.
EtheridgeBosworth @qbqihogr1
112 Followers 4K Following
E.J. Snyder @ejsnyder333
21K Followers 15K Following 6x Naked & Afraid/Dual Survival/1st Man Out/Survivalist/Adventurer/Combat Vet/Writer/Speaker Pronoun:GOAT/Badass/Warrior/Man Bookings: [email protected]
Garretts Laptop Life @garrettslifenow
451 Followers 3K Following I teach people how to generate passive income online by following their passions. Feel free to add and message me on my FB here: https://t.co/yOAnvt6CaC
KinoGrip @KinoGrip
300 Followers 108 Following Making handcrafted wood camera grips and trigger products since 2013.
Ibou Studio @Iboustudio
687 Followers 1K Following Creative dudes from Belgium . Graphic Design . Video Production . 3D . Motion Design . Edition . Vfx . Photography . Direction .
Not Safe For World @NotSafe4World
157 Followers 2K Following Making that sticky icky post rock/grunge electronica since 2016.
✨🌛Castle🌜✨ @castlerawk
497 Followers 2K Following English nerd. Writer of poetry & fiction. Writing instructor & academic coach @ higher ed. Big goober. (she/her/hers)
Grip Rigs @griprigs
4K Followers 3K Following Grip Rigs shared by filmmakers worldwide... email us at [email protected] #griprigs, Thank You!
Taylor Pemberton @pemberton
3K Followers 2K Following Co-founder & CEO @supersetapp — the best platform for online health and fitness professionals 💪✨💖
LindaLi @L1ndaL1
411 Followers 3K Following
Scott Wilson - Man in.. @IndyCineXposure
66 Followers 253 Following Independent Filmmaker / Director & Post Production Professional. Owner; Man in a Tree Productions (LLC).
Jay From Next Door @HattoriHanzo_II
4 Followers 168 Following
BGE @MyBGE
28K Followers 3K Following Report a gas emergency at 877.778.7798 For down/sparking wires or dim/flickering lights, please call 877.778.2222. This page is monitored from 9am until 5pm
Steven Thompson @ste_t_9
157 Followers 553 Following
Dimitri-Ajith @MotionMinded
2K Followers 2K Following //Moving Image Artist // RED Epic-X Shooter // Film, Animation, Visual Effects
Sahib Singh @sahibcantsingh
74K Followers 537 Following standup comedian and writer. TOUR DATES/Tix👇
New Commercial Arts. @nca_ldn
1K Followers 86 Following Uniting brand and customer experience creativity, to make brands more desirable and easier to buy.
Datalands® @wearedatalands
1K Followers 15 Following Datalands® is an independent design studio that gives shape to data.
Kitasenju Design @kitasenjudesign
14K Followers 2K Following 北千住デザイン is a poor coder in Japan. They will tweet in poor English.
AisleOne @AisleOne
59K Followers 818 Following A weekly newsletter on design, photography, film, music and culture. Curated and written by Antonio Carusone. Subscribe for free. https://t.co/FSlmz5i9c1
Gaming Soundscapes @skyboxeye
17K Followers 102 Following Cataloger of interesting video game ambience. For full-length streams, check out my YouTube channel!
Mike Primavera @primawesome
42K Followers 827 Following Writer, creator, blood thermos. inquiries: [email protected]
Trung Phan @TrungTPhan
699K Followers 4K Following Write on business with @workweekinc. Co-host @niapodcast. Building an AI research app: https://t.co/fZ5ObIyBGI
Persefoni @Persefoni
916 Followers 55 Following Persefoni is the leading Climate Management & Accounting Platform (CMAP) for enterprises, financial institutions, and the public sector.
Alex Howard @xalexhoward
20K Followers 142 Following Director + Digital Artist Building a dark cinematic universe
Reilly Brennan @reillybrennan
8K Followers 3K Following I tweet about transportation & design. General Partner @Trucksvc Venture Capital & board member. If it’s Sunday, it’s FoT.
ウエスP(Wes-P／Mr.. @uespiiiiii
114K Followers 539 Following France's Got Talent Fiinalist/公式LINE→ https://t.co/xcUd8zW9jo All web link→https://t.co/k6VTEROUna /Contact→ https://t.co/xcgwAOMdUJ or DM
machinedrum @Machine_Drum
56K Followers 2K Following he/him https://t.co/qzlgXeS0Pn / https://t.co/jlth7Le8q2 / __RISE_FEAT_ROZET_-__OUT_-NOW-_ON-_NINJA-_TUNE___
Dmitry Volny 🇺🇦.. @VolnyPro
11K Followers 2K Following CREATIVE FILMMAKER | https://t.co/CUDV5b9VDz | https://t.co/q11Fuy5jnQ
Citystate @Citystate_Game
2K Followers 113 Following A modern city-building game with advanced economics, OUT NOW: https://t.co/pmfwp5p6Nb…
ActionMovieDad @ActionMovieKid
39K Followers 1K Following Daniel Hashimoto “Hashi" (he/him) https://t.co/Tt9srr6haL Animation Studio/VFX Dad/@ButWitRaptors Wrangler. Catch me live weekly on https://t.co/93QMPFYyNT
Panlop Wingwon @PanlopW
1K Followers 208 Following The creator of Palm'sTime | Mainly city building videos 🏙️🕹️
Teddy Radko ඞ @teddyradko
2K Followers 568 Following Cities: Skylines vanilla asset guy from reddit. Extremely unverified. Probably a bot.
THE_REAL_SPARK @The_Real_Sparkk
50K Followers 61 Following Instagram: The_Real_Spark 🔋🔋 🔋🔋🔋🔋YouTube: The_Real_Spark ⚡️️⚡https://t.co/y3tc7s2abV
Argent白銀 @Argentsmlhp
581 Followers 332 Following 🇲🇴 | Gryphon｜Cities:Skyline Player | Love City, Urbanism, Architecture, Art, Gaming, History, Animals, Wildlife, Environment｜Anthro&Furry｜
music struggles & win.. @musicstruggles1
354K Followers 214 Following talking about music can be hard @friend0ftheband
CyclingTips @cyclingtips
83K Followers 3K Following News, reviews, adventure, & inspiration from the world of cycling. Listen to the CyclingTips Podcast: https://t.co/YthqwQ3O6P
TTWN Pittsburgh @TotalTrafficPIT
5K Followers 44 Following Providing accurate & reliable real-time traffic data for broadcast, web, wireless, and navigation consumers in the Pittsburgh area.
whhhhiskey @whhhhiskey_CS
865 Followers 211 Following Cities skylines builds https://t.co/GP8BIfI1Ns
No Context Bob's Burg.. @nocontext_bobs
144K Followers 18 Following Run by @multiverseradio, home of Burger Of The Week: A #BobsBurgers Podcast! 🍔🎙️🎧 Other account: @nocontexttgp
Fantano’s OPINION I.. @theneedledrop
901K Followers 8K Following The Internet's busiest music nerd. https://t.co/GRC873tasd / BOOKING & BIZ: [email protected]
Liminal Spaces @SpaceLiminalBot
1.3M Followers 1 Following Trip on the verge of reality || if you want any content removed, please dm @artumouza || OP sources on @LiminalLinks
Tim Pool Clips @TimPoolClips
15K Followers 0 Following Tim Pool analysis & criticism. Tips welcome. (If you're creating content about Tim Pool get in touch). Currently on a semi break so follow @PimToolNews
Ben Marshall @notbenmarshall
125K Followers 1K Following please don't destroy and @nbcsnl // https://t.co/MQQ3RwJ2vo
Computer @CompAesthetics
68K Followers 7 Following Admin: @yyyerm DM for submissions or if you want credit for a Image or have discrepancies.
T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette
112K Followers 969 Following Ex-computers guy, then decade as a First Amendment trial attorney in NC+TX, now #InHouse for BigTech. Husband & dog+cats dad. Proud alum of @NCCU and @NCState.
Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings
1.4M Followers 1K Following WHITNEY CUMMINGS: JOKES is now streaming on Netflix. New BIG BABY tour dates on sale at https://t.co/KneKHPWO3z. Good For You podcast.
no context succession @nocontextroyco
288K Followers 223 Following SPOILERS! Out of context screencaps of the @HBO series @succession & occasionally other #Succession content. Link to master list of tweets 👇
Lureena Cornwell @makesgoodsoup
16K Followers 1K Following a woman of the people and a strong love for @staplesstores
Kate Henry @Treaclebakes
20K Followers 2K Following Chef. Private/personal fine dining & Canapés. The Great British Bake Off S.5 & The Great New Year Bake-off S. 2 #GBBO #GBBS #LCHF #keto #banting #SIBO
John McWhorter @JohnHMcWhorter
250K Followers 398 Following Columbia linguist, weekly at NYT, biweekly Lexicon Valley podcast and Glenn Show. 9 NASTY WORDS and WOKE RACISM in 2022. Later this year: PRONOUN TROUBLE!
Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez
109K Followers 1K Following actor: Will & Grace, M3GAN, English Teacher (upcoming)
People dancing to Ste.. @steelydance
57K Followers 1 Following
Tim Dillon @TimJDillon
789K Followers 656 Following Stand up comic. CEO of Fake Business. Podcast: The Tim Dillon Show. LIVE/MERCH LINK ⬇️
we want to see you wrestle dinosaurs
Dwayne Johnson says with his new A24 film, he’s at a point “where I want to make films that matter, that explore humanity, struggle & pain” “I’m at this point where I want more. I don’t mean I want more box office. I mean I want more humanity.” (Source: variety.com/2024/tv/news/b…)
all foggy n the grass be a lil wet
The air in the mornings of field trips use to hit different
13th Century Tiktok Live Streamer (Annual Pheasant Hunt)
So many good Trump impressions but you rarely hear an excellent Biden like this
snowing hard this morning. Bus driver slid through a red light. Only thing he said was “we slidin” i cant stop thinking about this
a 6 ft. tall boyfriend doesn’t exis—
Issuing a big time “hell yeah brother” to this video
as someone who would consider himself a Creed expert and top tier karaoke singer,,, this still remains the best rendition of Higher
bro i'm worried about you, your leitmotif is interwoven with that of the antagonist
I wish I had a kid that looked like this on retainer to follow me around and say “facts” when I talk to people
It still blows my mind that the vocal sample in Fatboy Slim’s ‘Right Here, Right Now’ is actually Angela Bassett’s dialogue in STRANGE DAYS
Friend wants to be good at watching movies
girlfriend asked me about the roman empire
my challenge to hummingbirds: pull it together for just one second
This is my favourite exchange in a very long time. Care of Mickey Rourke…
Full length SITTING version by @thatjoshmac !! So good. Follow @thatjoshmac
Dig these 1980s typographic posters designed by artist Lawrence Weiner. Source: PosterConnection
i have no explanation for this tiktok but i’m in awe of it. it feels like either a tim robinson sketch or A24 horror film.
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