Lyndsay Simonsen @LyndSimo
still getting used to my programming. Whittier, CA Joined December 2017-
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@scientificturtl Fear the caterpillar of judgement.....for he cannot mind his own damn business!
@jbsphinx @MetalEarth3D Good luck, buddy!!!!
Conversation with my 3yo after telling her she couldn’t have hot chocolate for breakfast: Em, entering kitchen: Sooooo....where’s my hot chocolate? Me: (makes eye contact and stares blankly) Em: ...Did you just say “Coming right up”? 😐
@scientificturtl Congrats! That’s awesome 💜
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In five-billion years, as the Sun begins to die, its outer layers of glowing plasma will expand stupendously, engulfing the orbits of Mercury, then Venus, as the charred ember that was once the oasis of life called Earth vaporizes into the vacuum of space. Have a nice day!
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*Larry.
@mikejbrandt I’m sure it was Even Better Than the Real Thing....
I’m still not over you... #obamacomeback
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