Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

🔬 Medical Microbiologist | 🎥 Content Creator | 💼 Businessman | 📖 Author | 👨‍🏫 Ex-teacher... Follow @HealthXplained linktr.ee/lucamatoke Joined May 2011

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

7 hours ago

@georgediano Hatutafuga kunguru.

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7 hours ago

@iQwatson George where were you? I should've heard this 10 years ago.

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

18 hours ago

@mcpipita Usijaribu kufuga au kufugwa na kunguru. Here's why:

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

2 days ago

@SkyFootball Help me understand, so someone rich out there wants to bring their money into football in return for nothing? 😅😂🤣They want to make football be their next Formula 1.

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

3 days ago

@silencioso4 @UEFA The USA can decide to freeze all their bank accounts in seconds. FIFA will collapse. Then the Americans will create a new body to run football.

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

3 days ago

@CAF_Media Should've read, "The money loayal CAF Executive Committee to assess and evaluate the FIFA Forward Enterprise proposal."

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The East African Community promised free movement. Nobody mentioned "free arrests." 😭 I still can't believe that Dr. Kizza Besigye was unlawfully arrested in Kenya then transferred and charged. Sorry to my Ugandan brothers and sisters. We owe each other better than this.

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

4 days ago

@TheNairobiTimez Are we allowed to laugh?

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

4 days ago

@KE_MrBlack Why do ATMs and banks collapse when the account holders withdraw all of their money?

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

4 days ago

@Kenyans They're looking for ways they can make NYS have more recruits and funding then NYS Scandal happens again then they become billionaires.

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BBC News (World) @BBCWorld

5 days ago

How Mexican drug cartels have outsourced meth labs to Nigeria bbc.in/4wu6gD6

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

6 days ago

@Bookten8 Maybe she offends you with her views but it's best you remain silent. Insults to women are not a good idea.

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

6 days ago

Youth Leader is injecting 🤣😂😅

Dr. Ekuru Aukot @EAukot

a week ago

He forgot he is in broadbased government 🤣🤣

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

6 days ago

@Iamkabareebe Who gives a fuck?

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

a week ago

@husskhalid @VOCALAfrica_ @WMutunga @citizentvkenya @KTNNewsKE @NTVnewsroom @NationAfrica @StandardKenya @TheStarKenya @Eastleighvoice @thekenyatimes How do you walk without ID? Me I can't even try.

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

a week ago

@citizentvkenya The dude that ruined Baba's chances is in Ruto camp, someone say Amen, say Amen, and Amen.

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

a week ago

@Omogirango Nowadays, keep your distance from children. You'd be booked into the government owned AirBnB in a gated community along Kamiti Road for a lifetime.

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Luca Matoke @LucaMatoke

a week ago

Skai Jackson was dumb enough to not only spread her legs and lips for but get knocked up by the bum. She's now out here laughing at our wonderful country of Kenya. We should be the ones laughing at her not the other way. Anyway, once a fool, forever a fool.