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My girlfriend asked me : "Where is the TV remote?" I said : "LIVERPOOL" She was like : "What are you talking about?" I replied : "On top of the table." Babe🥰
Opportune time for this one.
Opportune time for this one. https://t.co/ipFF0wp24c
La Mancha Negra, a.k.a "The Black Stain” is a strange, black substance that keeps oozing from the roads in Caracas, Venezuela. It first appeared in 1986, and since then, millions of dollars have been spent in research, but no one has been able to identify the substance. The goo…
This guy turned his eye into a flashlight
I can't breathe 😭 😂😂😭
What do you call 66% of a poop? Two turds
This is really strange. Lady in purple asks about why it's taken a TV drama to address #PostOfficeScandal Fiona Bruce first goes to Lisa Nandy whose government is not in office. Then to the Chairman of Asda, Lord Rose. Shouldn't she have gone to Andrea Leadsom who is…
We’re asking everyone to please refrain from using the #dumpsterdaddy hashtag. We don’t want to get this trending. It would be shameful and embarrassing.
It is open to debate whether Israel's massacre of ten of thousand innocent Gaza civilians constitutes genocide, at least yet. But as these clips from Netanyahu's civil and military leadership show, there can be little doubt of genocidal intent. Here, collected on this link, are…
It is open to debate whether Israel's massacre of ten of thousand innocent Gaza civilians constitutes genocide, at least yet. But as these clips from Netanyahu's civil and military leadership show, there can be little doubt of genocidal intent. Here, collected on this link, are…
How THE THING might have went if it starred Pingu instead of Kurt Russell. By Lee Hardcastle.
Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.
Meteor Dave has gone transatlantic.
Meteor Dave has gone transatlantic.
AFRICAN GAZE was an exhibition showcasing the weird and wonderful art form that is the Ghanaian movie poster. These are some of the best... A THREAD 1/20 - Mrs Doubtfire
Now that our GREMLINS: SECRETS OF THE MOGWAI trailer has dropped we can finally show some behind-the-scenes footage of our writers room
I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered, 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane
Two antennas got married. The wedding was ok. But the reception was incredible.
I have watched this ten times h/t: @DashKwiatkowski
How do farmers party? They turnip the beets.
BREAKING: Leo Varadkar wins lifetime BAFTA award for his many performances pretending poverty doesn't exist.
Taysla @Taysla825208
11 Followers 575 Following I think housework is the reason most women go the office.
Stuart Coghlan @stuartwickow
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Graham Coghlan @Graham_Coghlan
102 Followers 559 Following @IBM Ireland GTS Client Partner Executive All views expressed are my own.
DJ Q*BERT Thud Rumble.. @DJQbert
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InRetro @InRetro1
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Feed Your Robot @feedyourrobot
603 Followers 3K Following Mixtapes, Podcasts, Dj Mixes...Genre Busters!!..... Because A Robot is for life, Not Just for Christmas!.... Feed Your Robot, Feed Your Head!
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The Old Deer @Theolddeer_
65 Followers 326 Following The UK's leading taxidermists, giving a new lease of life to lost loved ones. Parody account. Not Suitable for vegans or vegetarians
Gerard Luskin @GerardLuskin
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Allen Recruitment @AllenRec
569 Followers 677 Following We recruit personnel for both technical and non-technical roles for a range of technology companies.
Greg @tehWaBB1T
57 Followers 192 Following I'm a Software Developer and Gaming enthusiast Corrupted & fueled by Sound,Colour and Unique concepts tweak my Interest Purple is my choice of hair Colour :D
Kerr Avon @Kerr_Avon
203 Followers 212 Following Former associate of Roj Blake, enemy of Servalan, survivor of the Gauda Prime massacre, master of the sardonic quip. Shoots first, asks questions later.
Graham Coghlan @Studsandall
688 Followers 3K Following Irish bloke; love Travel, DJ-ing just for the music & enjoyment. Oh and sorry #sportsfan #LFC #IRFU #GAA #Thatpetercrouchpodcast Ambassador #backstronger
Andrew Jenner @CromFourWinds
1K Followers 976 Following Screenwriter - Accountant - Bassist - Meathead - Farm Boy. All things action. He/Him (Bi/Pan) #Arkansas
Cody Johnston @drmistercody
276K Followers 5K Following Retweets are endorphins. Host/creator of @SomeMoreNews and one half of @TheHotShapes.
Minister for Spuds at.. @FCTwenteBenson
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Doom Patrol @DCDoomPatrol
82K Followers 63 Following Robotman, Crazy Jane, Negative Man, Elasti-Woman, Madame Rouge & Cyborg. The final episodes of Doom Patrol are now streaming, only on @StreamonMax.
All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies
827K Followers 140 Following The account on classic and hit films. Detail in our making of stories is from cast/crew or 3+ sources. To support what we do, please subscribe 😁
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34K Followers 701 Following Raidió Teilifís Éireann but 𝓼𝓮𝔁𝔂. PARODY. Surprisingly, no affiliation with the actual RTÉ News. https://t.co/yJJztUXSSX
Dr Harold News @DrHaroldNews
43K Followers 2K Following Fake news and topical satire from Dr Harold. Quoted by Reuters. FOLLOW for the latest Breaking News ↗️
PUNS @ThePunnyWorld
658K Followers 5 Following Follow for the most hilarious puns and dad jokes! Not affiliated with any of my tweets.
Deep thoughts With Th.. @DeepwithTheDeep
56K Followers 3 Following The Deep thinking Deep fan account ran by @JohnnyBeme101
INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ
540K Followers 235 Following Probably the best superhero comic and series in the universe from @Skybound. Watch Season 2 on @primevideo. Season 3 is coming!!!
Karen Fukuhara @KarenFukuhara
205K Followers 81 Following The Female/Kimiko on @TheBoysTV, Glimmer on @dreamworksshera, Kipo on #DreamworksKipo, Alexis & Sewer Queen on @CraigoftheCreek & Katana in @SuicideSquadWB
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402K Followers 3 Following Vought International is a global leader in the media, retail, energy, and pharmaceutical sectors. We are here for you!
best of the boys @archivetheboys
92K Followers 416 Following anything you think about the boys and gen v's cast. CONTACT 📩 : [email protected]
Giancarlo Esposito @quiethandfilms
614K Followers 407 Following Stay present! Spread love! Global Brand Ambassador for #DirtyDevilVodka
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31K Followers 2K Following Content Creator on #TheOutlawNation | @rottentomatoes Approved Critic | Host #GeekBuddies #HotMic #CineFiles | Latino | @LFC fan | DM for Bookings
Ciarán - Crazy House.. @crazyhouseprice
37K Followers 92 Following Best-selling author. Mostly over on Instagram. For media requests, email: [email protected]
BIFF WIFF 👕🧍 @REALBIFFWIFF
10K Followers 133 Following I've been an actor for a thousand years. Biff Wiff bothered and bewildered am I.
Vincent D'Onofrio @vincentdonofrio
476K Followers 469 Following Official Account of Actor, Producer, Director and Writer, Vincent D'Onofrio
Billy Business @billyapatterson
6K Followers 1K Following Senior Manager of Content at FANDOM/Screen Junkies, 1/4th of "REBOOT IT" YouTube series. Free Willy historian. ***Opinions are my own***
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644K Followers 6K Following Geek/Nerd Girl. Love my Mingalings❤️ IG:MingNa_Wen https://t.co/LCmam8bZ58
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The Greatest Pod @nerdgoatpodcast
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5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
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156K Followers 75 Following Something terrible happened to me one year on Lincoln’s birthday.
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79K Followers 362 Following Red Letter Media. Writer. Editor. Voice Actor. Fraud. Half in the Bag. Best of the Worst. Re:View. Mr. Plinkett reviews Space Cop and other trash...
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11K Followers 1K Following Further Education & Training Authority. We're leading change in the #FurtherEducation and #Training Sector. #VET #Apprenticeship #ThisisFET #plc #youthreach
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19K Followers 311 Following JTE - Schmoes Know, Screen Junkies, Movie Trivia Schmoedown, JTE Movie Thinks!
Ed Greer @EdGreerDestroys
5K Followers 1K Following Destroyer. Screenwriter. Artist. Standup on @ComedyCentral Co-host of THE GREATEST POD known as @NerdGoatPodcast on Twitter. 1/4 of REBOOT IT on YouTube.
Spencer Gilbert @SpencerJGilbert
29K Followers 849 Following Author of the Ski School and Ski School 2 novelizations
Jp🇮🇪 @jpsubdiaga
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Hal Rudnick @halrudnick
42K Followers 3K Following listen to Binge Boys wherever you find podcasts live comedy & what not on https://t.co/wasrQfb4o2 he/him
Screen Junkies @screenjunkies
133K Followers 981 Following Home of #HonestTrailers, #SJU | Proud member of @getFANDOM
Simon Crane @Sickyfondue
91 Followers 232 Following Animating Night Eyes at Mukpuddy . And creator of the One More Tune chant.
Just been to a scarecrow festival with the theme of sci-fi. I was unprepared for how folk horror it was. A thread 🧵 of images...
If you want to escape this pattern forever, I really recommend getting into jam bands. Phish sounds exactly like they did in 1997 and it's perfect and ideal.
Jesus Christ Almighty lads the Internet has only gone & found the real Martha & she's ranting away on social media & now I can't work today because MAN, this rabbit hole is deep..... #BabyReindeer
Gangland Dublin, in the 18th century, featured a group of violent upper-class thugs called "The Pinking Dindies". Don't be deceived by their soft-sounding name. Comprising of students from Trinity College and idle rich snobs, this posh extortion gang lived up to their reputation…
Oh hey, Honest Trailers: Barbie snagged the Webby for Viral Video and the Webby People’s Choice for Best Writing! Thanks so much to everyone who voted for helping bring the dream of my family one day understanding what I do for a living one step closer to reality!
Wait a minute... Venice Boardwalk... That was our planet! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLLLLLL. x.com/discussingfilm…
Apes on horseback have arrived in Venice Beach for ‘KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES’ (Source: switchflipjones/TikTok)
One of my comedy idols Paula Pell is having a moment with Girls5eva so it’s important we revisit this incredible bit
I’ll say this for #RebelMoonPart2TheScargiver, it makes BvS look like the fucking Godfather.
Blackthorne: You tell him that this lettering is a font I know as “Arial”. The shit-eating dogs of Microsoft made a atrocity to man and God in this plagiarism of the venerable Helvetica—a fraud and a lie, and he must know it! Mariko: Anjin is upset about the shape of the letters
Blackthorne: Everything that happened on the Island, really happened. They were NOT dead all along. The flash-sideways world in season 6 does exist in a kind of purgatory but everything else happened as Christian Shepherd clearly explains - Mariko: the Anjin is upset about LOST
Blackthorne: Tell him... my ship traverses international waters and any wager he'd like to make... say, an esteemed lord enjoying pillow time with a large reptile of the family Alligatoridae... this would therefore be permissible. Mariko: The Anjin proposes a Money Ship.
Taylor, please take pity on your fellow millennials we already took our magnesium
So like an updated reverse Sudden Death that’s probably a REVERSE reverse Sudden Death? Yeah, I’m in and I hope Shyamalan flips every JCVD movie lets go
The first trailer for M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘TRAP’ has been released. In theaters on August 9.
You may have seen an Insta post or two saying that in Irish "tá brón orm" (I'm sad) is beautifully hopeful - the sadness is not you, it's just on you. Well, to put that in context... the Irish for "I need to take a shite" is "tá mo chac agam" (my poo is at me).
Twitter is getting a bit too serious, so here’s Garron’s effort to reduce Ireland’s “great replacement”
Yes, their work personas eventually discover it's a bum deal they can't escape, but the fact remains that they show up daily regardless. If you MUST be pedantic in response to jokes, at LEAST be accurate. My goodness.
I actually appluad David Lynch's Dune for not only including a guild navigator but also this line: ""We have just folded space from Ix. Many machines on Ix. New machines. Better than those on Richesse." SO MUCH LORE DROPPED! And if you don't know the books you don't know!
Dropped by @redlettermedia to talk about the highly underrated PREDATOR 2 with Jay! Put on some huge pants and give it a watch.
Predator 2 - re:View youtu.be/EqDwu-0m_mA?si…
I just found out Garron is from my parents home town of Ballina, Co. Mayo 😍 Hence he is “slightly sensitive” on the topic of tea 😆
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