Lemon @LemonFandango
loves being an online lemon 🍋 secret alt: @lemonfandingo lemonfandango.substack.com/p/supermarkets on a walk Joined September 2021-
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practising qigong in the back garden holding a posture, i hear the neighbour's grandchildren kick a ball against the fence the ball goes over the fence. no more noise the posture ends. i kick the ball back over. the neighbour's grandchildren kick a ball against the fence
ok i am pretty proud of this one. short story 13 out now! it's about a big tree that gets in the way of a construction project what happens to the tree?? who knows! find out in this story :D
this week's short story is coming early because i don't know if i will have time before Sunday to post it it's about two different yet humorous perspectives on supermarkets had a lot of fun writing this one. hope you enjoy reading it! link in bio
i tried thinking of some new lemon jokes today and i am all out. squeezed dry. maybe it's time to sunset the lemon no more parties here sadly... the fun is over. time to turn off the music
a day late but short story 11 is out! the premise was inspired by a writing event i joined the other day. we wrote for about 45 mins and i finished the rest at home we got random prompts from a fish bowl of items and an envelope full of pictures of different people link in bio
tai chi teacher told me not to pee before class because apparently the chi is stored in the balls
my 10th and longest story so far! 10% done now! just uhh 90 more haha :D the more i write these the easier it gets if anyone has any feedback, it's always appreciated
tai chi teacher quote: "the only tension you should hold is intention" gave us a cheeky wink too hahaha couldn't believe it
after every tai chi class, the teacher does sword form with a few students i think the only thing stopping me from doing it is not having a sword should i uhh... buy a sword?? is it legal? i guess it's just a big knife really...
for the last 3 days i have written 1000 words a day is it absolute garbage? mostly but it is quite fun! write now, edit later
should have written a fun Easter story but you know what, sometimes we don't get to choose what we write happy Easter everyone!
i thought i would use the teapot i got as a gift from my mother more but it's too much tea to drink in one sitting i guess i'll continue to use the small single tea strainer i have been using for a number of years
i have been doing yoga with the same group of people for a year and a half now and today i told them i will be gone indefinitely at the end of April... they were sad but i myself am much sadder
ah the blood of my enemies... why don't mind if i do
i just posted another story. it's a bit shorter than the last few and i also missed last week but i'll keep going will make up for it at some point it does feel really good to hit that post button... and to write ofc!
i have seriously contemplated dropping it all and moving to China to go to one of those kung fu boarding schools for a while. a tai chi school would be ideal but would go to any forced to improve my Chinese, do something active all day every day, 3 meals a day. a simple life....
saw a double rainbow outside!! now you can see it too :D
tai chi teacher is speed running the long form all of a sudden. after a year of slow learning comes a torrent of fast learning apparently 🤔 well two can play at that game! i am gonna try learn the whole thing in the next month! i am almost there already!!
i walked in on my housemate eating an avocado like an apple i asked him why are you eating it like that? and he plainly replied because it is a fruit i walked out as he was peeling another avocado like an apple
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Sun’s out tum’s out! London awaits Jesscampers!
when someone sees a tree they are moved by and they stop to send you a picture of it what they’re trying to say is they love you
@LemonFandango I'm going to assume this is straight up you. I got through half. Lol having just watched fallout it feels like a vault dweller talking about supermarkets (the first half) I don't know if I'll catch the second half but I'm glad you wrote that part too. there's so much to say
@LemonFandango Cathedrals everywhere for those who hate cathedrals 👏👏👏
bro im so cooked. so filleted. so stir fried and seasoned with scallions, soy sauce and sesame seeds. it's actually quite tragic
@LemonFandango Le' mœn think of a joke. Squeezed dry? Out of juice? Time to recharge your batteries by connecting some zinc and copper with wires. Still need lemon aid? Get a lemonade. 🥤
@LemonFandango Well still love you regardless
abrupt end to repairing my garden walkway when it started hailing! intellectually i know the glass Tesla roof is strong but yikes it is loud!
cloud posting is back!!
In the space of a year, I've drastically improved my health and fitness. I just want to go back in time one year and say to The Swiss Elf (circa 2023), 'you will do over 20,000 steps in one day, and you won't hate it.'
@LemonFandango well then you'd still be half as nice after 🙂
why are you asking me to peel another orange, you just ate one
@LemonFandango i prefer baked goods to fruits sometimes but i still love u
"I know you're not feeling well. Go ahead and take a nap before work starts. I'll take the kids in this morning." "You're the best. I love you." "I love you, too!"
"thank you for taking out the trash this morning"
Do you think my eyes are gray, blue or green? I swear they change color haha, they’re green in the sun
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