Sarah Haddon @KittyLitterPaws
Trope. Always second guessing my font choice. She/Her Brooklyn, NY Joined December 2015-
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Why is it that friendship breakups are so much more painful than romantic ones?
Today I’m 27. I have officially embarked on my late twenties during a global pandemic. I guess it can only go up from here? @ Brooklyn, New York instagram.com/p/CAYwtkLpqMs/…
Treat yo self y'all
Command your audience in every public speaking scenario by pretending to almost vomit in between words.
At the beach slowly becoming my grandmother.
The tilde (~) is unquestionably the sassiest keystroke.
If you didn’t film your billiards tutorial barefoot; did you really film a billiards tutorial?
Saw a woman eat a tissue on the subway. Oddly felt relatable.
I will never remember Sacramento as the capital of California, but instead the town in “Even Stevens”.
“As it turns out - I overreacted” should be put on my tombstone.
Why are men that make dinner reservations such a turn on? Asking for myself.
My biography would be titled ‘She Tried Not to Eat Them All, but Absolutely Did: A Love Story About Snacks’
Romantic swan boat for one please! @ Ueno Park instagram.com/p/Bw8-e94HzHk/…
Romantic swan boat for one please! @ Ueno Park instagram.com/p/Bw8-e94HzHk/…
Barbi 🌼 @pradabarbi8512
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Barbi 💖 @tsprada837310
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Barbi 💖 @barbits6257897
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Hillary ❤️ @hillayts686994
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8_JaneD_A2S @8_a2s16953
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Sleighl @Sleighl193046
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Greg Haddon @greg56329
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Esmond @tefetay50255
6 Followers 2K Following You must love something, just like the love of vegetation for time. Life without hobbies is too boring.
Praveen Tiwari @daddupandit2022
11 Followers 64 Following "Today is your opportunity to build the tomorrow you want."
Annabelle 🌈 @ts_anna8792209
45 Followers 1K Following Your trans girl backup 😈⛓ follow my main account : @annabelle_trans
Avinash mehta @avinashmehta24
49 Followers 2K Following I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice. #MusicLover♡ #ReadingBooks♡ #Photography ☆ BhagvatGita❤🙏 https://t.co/dFgNErpy4c
EcoNation @econationme
594 Followers 2K Following Making circularity commonplace 🌏 Download the free mobile app & start earning with your circular Actions ♻️
Sarah Henao @SarahHenao6
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Greg Haddon @greg_haddon
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happy wiggly tails @happy_wiggly
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Mehuba Nassir @MehubaNassir
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Stop The Weekly SaveD.. @SaveDotComTrash
358 Followers 3K Following Shedding light on the litter created by the weekly @SaveDotCom circular by @Vericast (No Affiliation to either) - Take pics of their litter & tag us for a RT!
TwoScoopsXD @TwoScoopsXD
445 Followers 836 Following TwoScoopsxd aka the greatest YouTube channel to ever exist. A boss's life we live.
Steamboat of Phancyco.. @ThisIsATestTai
465 Followers 1K Following A weeb, but an intellectual. He/they, level 30+
Dr. Shawn Wallen @ShawnWallen73
187 Followers 158 Following DBA, Program Manager, Adjunct Professor, US Navy retired.
Barbara Victoria Nive.. @barbarella__v
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chrishouseinc @chrishouseinc
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SKYNET_TAKEOVER @skynet_takeover
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Varga Henrietta @VHenrietta17
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Ali Iqbal @AliIqba96568175
50 Followers 357 Following I am very kind, sensitive and romantic person. I never regret my past but the people with whom, I wasted my time. صدا لگائی تو پُرسانِ حال کوئی نہ تھا......
Sergio Jaime @REserch_Jaime
82 Followers 528 Following 4áneo en la CDMX. Biólogo interesado en las neurociencias. Chronobiology and metabolism at @biomedicasunam
Quynh @Quynh54249500
47 Followers 107 Following I am a married woman who wants to keep my relationship with the beloved ones alive forever. Visit my blog at: https://t.co/kSV2618tjB
April-19🥂 @PatriciaMoroana
115 Followers 967 Following Consistency 💯 is the currency that only matters
Mindless_ muffins @Worliskie
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Neurodivengeance 𓆏 @nightmarebeing
75 Followers 502 Following for my loved ones, my enemies, and those still in review
James Turnbull @kartar
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Sophie and Brandon's .. @SophiesCoronaD1
1K Followers 4K Following Sophie 10 & Brandon 6 Blyth Northumberland UK. We ❤️ litterpicking, helping our community & making people 😊 #3000kgLitterChallenge fundraising for Team Emotive
Diannefatoke @diannefatoke
15 Followers 59 Following I'm a strong woman with a positive mindset, ready to take on any challenge and be a better person
Cher @cher
3.9M Followers 185 Following Stand & B Counted or Sit & B Nothing. Don't Litter,Chew Gum,Walk Past Homeless PPL w/out Smile.DOESNT MATTER in 5 yrs IT DOESNT MATTER THERE'S ONLY LOVE&FEAR
Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online
586K Followers 20 Following Independent account, not affiliated with the very fine reddit sub. DMs open. Follow @DonutInterns for polls
carla lalli music @lallimusic
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Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1
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Shari Marie DeBenedet.. @sharimarie826
12K Followers 360 Following Paranormal Investigator on #GhostHunters. #DiscoveryPlus #TravelChannel #GhostNation.
Jason Hawes @Jchawes
309K Followers 88 Following Executive Prod #GhostHunters #GhostNation #MostTerrifyingwithJasonHawes. #Traveler #Father #FamilyFirst Follow on Instagram & TikTok @JCHAWES
Dave Tango @davetango
226K Followers 421 Following
Adam Berry @AdamJBerry
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Amy Bruni @amybruni
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56K Followers 441 Following Medium on Dead Files, The Holzer Files, and other fun stuff on @discoveryplus @travelchannel Artist (drawing) #SpiritArt, World Traveler 🌍
Steve Gonsalves @stevegonsalves1
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Chip Coffey @chipcoffey
191K Followers 22K Following Psychic & Medium from TV's Kindred Spirits, Paranormal State, original Psychic Kids, Haunted Salem: Live, Expedition Unknown. 🏳️🌈 pronouns: he/him/his
Amy Allan @amyallantdf
130K Followers 3K Following Animal lover, Physical Medium, Embarking on a NEW Life🤷🏻♀️ Check out my store https://t.co/qTLMeFrZZp
Katrina Weidman @KatrinaWeidman
99K Followers 361 Following ONLY acct.I used to have a blue checkmark but my mom moved to FL | Single "Bury Me” out NOW | Travel the Dead Youtube |Para State |Para Lockdown|Portals to Hell
M. Belanger @sethanikeem
50K Followers 1K Following I write books like the Dictionary of Demons - music like Blood of Angels - games like Lonely House 💀 Writer - GenX doomsayer - On TV - Probably a necromancer
LeVar Burton @levarburton
2.1M Followers 1K Following Kunta, Geordi, Reading Rainbow Guy IG: levar.burton
jen braun @jenzo_is_me
109 Followers 262 Following Designer, Photographer, Artist, Traveler and Mom. (yes, I designed the original https://t.co/cwNkRd9QIo website - which is now at https://t.co/rbRIVGtYnt)
AfroSenju @AfroSenju
303K Followers 687 Following YouTuber for fun | Twitch - https://t.co/RxeuVhSYhv | Biz email - [email protected]
Annoyed O’Brien🖖 @AnnoyedOBrien
21K Followers 213 Following I'm the Chief Engineer of this bloody station!!! 🖖🦄🌈✊🏿🐷 🍉
jQueery🏳️🌈.. @jQueery_Queen
2K Followers 2K Following Web Dev, Drag Queen, non-binary, Host of Unknown Drag Queens on YouTube, #equality 🏳️🌈 #TransRights 🏳️⚧️ Pro Choice! GOP and Nazis can fuck off.
Kat Marchán has perm.. @zkat__
14K Followers 446 Following find me on mastodon at https://t.co/rQXUwOimnM
Kylie Robison @kyliebytes
33K Followers 1K Following prev: @FortuneMagazine @techinsider • Robison (rah-beh-son) not Robinson • Send tips @ kylie.01
Esteban Torres @esttorhe
2K Followers 386 Following @[email protected] • Engineering Manager @ZenJobCom
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 722 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
Molly Waggett @mollywaggett
884 Followers 1K Following taking a break from capitalism 👾 ADHD, ASD, D&D 👻 she/her
Ewon Musk @tbasharks
4K Followers 0 Following Satiwacal bot (Satire bot) that Tweets in suppowt uv fwee speech. Suwwey, Ewon won't ban me because and can't take a joke, wight?
Stewart Butterfield @stewart
140K Followers 3K Following Slack boss • Flickr co-founder • Thought loser • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ • I'm trying my hardest!
carly has red hair @carlyhasredhair
2K Followers 1K Following Computering @SlackHQ Retired triple threat 🩰🎭🎤 NU Wildcat 🎓she/her
Tammy Butow 🌺 🇦.. @tammybutow
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kelly xvx @kellyxvx
786 Followers 470 Following she/her. security engineer, former eco-pirate @SeaShepherd. internet introvert, irl extrovert. i had a life before i met you.
Nicole Hubbard @nicolerenee3810
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Iryna Shustava @shustava
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🌻 Priyanka Sharma�.. @pritianka
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Patrick McKenzie @patio11
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Sy Brand @TartanLlama
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James Johnson @d0c_s4vage
2K Followers 694 Following Software, tools, automation, productivity, efficiency, security. he/him. @[email protected]
WFMU @WFMU
85K Followers 27K Following The freeform station of the nation! Independent, creative, rocking radio. Tweeter behind the curtain: @dmandl. Submit music via https://t.co/XjdtyRTWxM
Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__
65K Followers 946 Following I like writing silly Tweets, but that doesn't pay so I also make @googlechrome. mamá, eng director. volunteer @2ndharvest. 🇺🇸🇨🇷 she/her
Steve Whitney @whitneysteve
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Emily Caples @emilyycaples
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Daniella N @niyodanie
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isaacs @izs
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Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon
58K Followers 8K Following Developer Advocate @Google ☁️ & recovering musical theatre girl 👩💻🎭🎶 prev: @Microsoft 📎 Former child, current meme sommelier ✨🖼️
Maxime Serrano @maxime_serrano
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🎏Glitch @glitch
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Lauren Scott @devdame
1K Followers 986 Following Programmer, Poet, Badass. Now coding at @realhomechef.
Percona Community @PerconaBytes
8K Followers 5K Following Percona Community team answering your questions on databases, optimizations, open source, and more. Join us: https://t.co/NdUC9T9Tbe
THIS IS ALL I WANT IN MY CAREER. I never want to treat anyone the way I was treated. it’s so important to me.
And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds left to conquer.
Got a promotion! 🎉 I'm now the Sr. Director of Developer Relations 💃🏽
As a full-time writer and comedian, I'm so upset knowing I'll never make something as funny as this
@AITA_reddit Ok, but also, who has having a $16k wedding/honeymoon with family members out of state during a panini?????
my 11-y-o child just got out of bed to come tell me that his head feels "bad in the back and scratchy on the top." i laughed, then told him to put lavender oil on his neck and take 20 deep breaths, which is the kind of garbage advice he deserves, frankly
how do people live on krypton if it's made of kryptonite
3yo, to the baby doll she got for christmas: good morning baby! I’m surprised to see you ... ALIVE
Me: I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN Also me: [cries trying to figure out how medical insurance works 😭]
My code is broken. So is my soul. If Spotify suddenly stops working, it's not my fault... How is your Monday? 🙃
@AITA_reddit Losing sexual interest in your long term partner is a problem that many people of both genders deal with at some point in their relationship. You can deal with it. Together. That’s supposed to be what marriage is all about...
@AITA_reddit Notice how he dances around the basic problem here: he’s not attracted to her. She wouldn’t be “acting desperate” if he wasn’t giving off all those “your body doesn’t interest me” vibes and then actively denying them. We all get older. Be honest. Talk about it.
@AITA_reddit Cut to him in a year clutching the boudoir photos and sobbing in a Motel 6
@AITA_reddit Throw yourself in the trash dude. She deserves better
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