TweetOfTheDay @KillingJokeTotD
I announce Tweets of the Day chosen by @KillingJoke. Arkham Asylum, Gotham City Joined April 2012-
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Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
Congrats @UberFacts! @KillingJoke picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: favstar.fm/t/418717582511…
If you post a pic of what you're about to eat, please post a pic of the poop that follows. We're dying to see how the story ends.
Congrats @CroweJam! @KillingJoke picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: x.com/crowejam/statu…
Congrats @CroweJam! @KillingJoke picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: x.com/crowejam/statu…
To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the doctor says, "Guess how many fingers."
Congrats @WilliamAder! @KillingJoke picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: x.com/williamader/st…
Congrats @WilliamAder! @KillingJoke picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: x.com/williamader/st…
Every squirrel is a flying squirrel if you've got a good throwing arm.
Congrats @Breadery! @KillingJoke picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: x.com/breadery/statu…
Congrats @Breadery! @KillingJoke picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: x.com/breadery/statu…
Holy shit! Your baby's doing a Stevie Wonder impression! Oh...support the head?
Congrats @DurtMcHurtt! @KillingJoke picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: x.com/durtmchurtt/st…
Congrats @DurtMcHurtt! @KillingJoke picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: x.com/durtmchurtt/st…
I'll always remember when my dad taught me how to shave. It's hard to forget being 5 years old and having a razor that close to your balls.
Congrats @JermHimselfish! @KillingJoke picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: favstar.fm/t/387774433513…
You know, Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl who's knees don't bend.
Congrats @VikeeysSecret! @KillingJoke picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: favstar.fm/t/200659446224…
Congrats @Aspersioncast! @KillingJoke picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: favstar.fm/t/386094534645…
Had to pause this porno I'm watching to Shazam the background music. Absolutely breathtaking saxophone solo.
Congrats @101Racey! @KillingJoke picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: favstar.fm/t/328970676176…
If you don't hum '70's porno music when squirting sunblock on your chest, you're probably no fun at the beach.
Congrats @Hormonella! @KillingJoke picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: favstar.fm/t/385514321016…
Typical Black Male @typical_dark
69 Followers 287 Following just your average black guy tweeting fire #followback
Bread John @Breadery
21K Followers 23K Following More Cock than a Barrymore pool party. Stand-Up Comedian. Punk
UberFacts @UberFacts
13.2M Followers 1 Following The most unimportant things you’ll never need to know 💥
JD Crowe @CroweJam
14K Followers 7K Following Moderately disturbed cartoonist, Alabama Media Group & @aldotcom. 2020 RFK Human Rights Award, editorial cartoons. Also @crowetoons. Instagram @jdcrowepix
Bread John @Breadery
21K Followers 23K Following More Cock than a Barrymore pool party. Stand-Up Comedian. Punk
Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
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wendy’s kid @JermHimselfish
21K Followers 2K Following Words cannot begin to describe the way that I feel about stuff
Mrs. Dick Helicopter .. @Hormonella
37K Followers 15K Following My body is not my temple. It's more like my bar and grill.
The Joker @KillingJoke
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