Kazeem Rahman @KazeemComedy
Comedian | Writer | Constant Trouble Maker | Host of Tough Choice with Kazeem Rahman Podcast - On All Platforms #comedy #StandUp linktr.ee/toughchoice Los Angeles, CA Joined April 2015-
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If we grill Fani Willis about a $100 dinner, we also need to grill Clarence Thomas about a $500,000 vacation…👇 Who AGREES?! 🤚
if you can talk about palestine, you can talk about other genocides like in congo too, and you better
Netanyahu announced today that Israeli Arabs will have limits entering Al Aqsa during Ramadan. Perhaps no entry, perhaps only over age 60. Apartheid, remember, is not just for Palestinians in West Bank but also for Israeli citizens if they are Arab
This happened in Ramadan April 2023. Palestinians were violently beaten and arrested by Israeli Forces inside Al Aqsa Mosque. It didn't start on October 7th.
#39 | Kazeem Rahman Out now! @KazeemComedy #theianiraroussoshow #tiiirs
Yeezy Fans 13 seconds into the new Kanye album: "It's a classic. End of discussion. Best album of the last 5 years." It's me. I'm Yeezy fan. 🤷🏾♂️ #VULTURES
It's quite something that Selma Blair can be such openly vile and bigoted and basically call for the death of an entire population with impunity but Melissa Barrera cannot share a link to donate to Palestinian refugees without her agency almost dropping her.
So y'all are going to drop Selma Blair like you tried to do Melissa Barrera, right @ Hollywood?
Please don't ignore what's happening in congo
Please don't ignore what's happening in congo
Israel bombed a kindergarten. A kindergarten. Where is the International Criminal Court?
When an unknown number calls: Young Me - "Let's answer it, it could be important!" Me Now - "Not today, Satan."
His name was Tawfiq Ajaq. He was a 17 year old kid from Louisiana visiting family in Palestine. He was shot by an Israeli sniper and a settler. What about him @JoeBiden?
His name was Tawfiq Ajaq. He was a 17 year old kid from Louisiana visiting family in Palestine. He was shot by an Israeli sniper and a settler. What about him @JoeBiden? https://t.co/N3dEu30IQu
My quarterly message to white people -- I don't know the question but I will ALWAYS know the answer: No, you may not.
Israel killed Palestinian journalist intentionally, reports Washington Post.
Israel killed Palestinian journalist intentionally, reports Washington Post.
BREAKING: The US and UK are bombing Yemen’s capital city of Sanaa, alongside Hodeidah, Thamar and Saada. Yemen has not killed anyone. Not one person. The US and UK bombing campaign, on the other hand, will undoubtedly result in numerous civilian deaths in Yemen.
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if you can talk about palestine, you can talk about other genocides like in congo too, and you better
Netanyahu announced today that Israeli Arabs will have limits entering Al Aqsa during Ramadan. Perhaps no entry, perhaps only over age 60. Apartheid, remember, is not just for Palestinians in West Bank but also for Israeli citizens if they are Arab
This happened in Ramadan April 2023. Palestinians were violently beaten and arrested by Israeli Forces inside Al Aqsa Mosque. It didn't start on October 7th.
#39 | Kazeem Rahman Out now! @KazeemComedy #theianiraroussoshow #tiiirs
It's quite something that Selma Blair can be such openly vile and bigoted and basically call for the death of an entire population with impunity but Melissa Barrera cannot share a link to donate to Palestinian refugees without her agency almost dropping her.
So y'all are going to drop Selma Blair like you tried to do Melissa Barrera, right @ Hollywood?
Please don't ignore what's happening in congo
The world has failed Congo 🙏🏿
When an unknown number calls: Young Me - "Let's answer it, it could be important!" Me Now - "Not today, Satan."
Israel bombed a kindergarten. A kindergarten. Where is the International Criminal Court?
His name was Tawfiq Ajaq. He was a 17 year old kid from Louisiana visiting family in Palestine. He was shot by an Israeli sniper and a settler. What about him @JoeBiden?
"If you harm an American, we will respond," says President Biden after US strikes against 85 Iran-linked targets in Iraq and Syria Follow live ⬇️
My quarterly message to white people -- I don't know the question but I will ALWAYS know the answer: No, you may not.
Israel killed Palestinian journalist intentionally, reports Washington Post.
An investigation by the French organization Reporters Without Borders into the killing in October of a Reuters cameraman, Issam Abdallah, concluded that Abdallah and his co-workers, several of whom were injured, were “explicitly targeted.” wapo.st/3RaF9e3
BREAKING: The US and UK are bombing Yemen’s capital city of Sanaa, alongside Hodeidah, Thamar and Saada. Yemen has not killed anyone. Not one person. The US and UK bombing campaign, on the other hand, will undoubtedly result in numerous civilian deaths in Yemen.
Multiple friends haven't shared information/opportunities with me. Some had shows and never booked me. Yes, it's frustrating. But in this industry, staying grounded and sane means accepting that no one owes you anything, not even friends. Just work harder.
Lessons From 10 Years in Comedy 1) No One Owes You Anything - In comedy, entitlement can burn bridges and lose chances. Success isn't owed, it's earned. Don't let a sense of entitlement ruin relationships or opportunities. Work hard, stay humble. #ComedyLessons
Gagged the entire time!
Name a time a celebrity gagged the live audience..