Kaleb Davenport @KalebDavenport1
Illiterate, didn’t go to collage nirvana Joined April 2019-
Tweets123
-
Followers61
-
Following136
-
Likes301
Waiting surgery for hours has me less worried about Sheol as long as I can bring my phone.
Some Like it Hot has passed the test of time. Ryan Gosling may have saved jazz but Marilyn Monroe saved cinema.
If Jon Stewart is 61, that makes me suspect that Joe Biden is 196 years old.
The phrase “say it with me” is never followed but something smart. 12 y/o me would have loved to know that I still believe this.
I’m discovering that thoughtful hand-written notes is my love language. If I become rich by 2060, I commit to subsidizing the USPS for another 100 years
please, please, please–more 5 minute cuts like @DUALIPA. 90s era extended versions are back! open.spotify.com/track/1clMyTg2…
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
PSA – don’t buy heavy wall art for a shoebox appt unless you want the whole place to have the same vibe as Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree.
Wall-e is the greatest movie of all time. Prove me wrong.
An MIT professor with a great sense of humor is equally as shocking and as wonderful as the albino alligators
pro tip: if you ever hear that a company is “reinventing itself” that means it’s dying
ATL has the best airport food, not even close
The cattle class is an insulting way to joke about people flying economy–but it’s not wrong. I treated my cows better than Allegiant treats its customers.
Cars are luxurious. That is my complete explanation to any philosopher who doesn’t understand why trains suck in America.
I just paid Coca-Cola $40 for the privilege of watching their propaganda and drinking their failed drinks I love America
getting gas at Buc-ees is like life: if you set your expectations low enough everything tastes amazing
dramatasize is a better word than dramatize
Disney < Taylor Swift concert < Market Basket in rural america
Am I the only one who gets stage fright doing a return for more than $50? I feel like the person at the counter is judging me so hard for not being able to tell my suit didn’t fit when I first bought it.
Pancakes and bacon for dinner is the most American meal possible
DawnHood @a8r3FE0Yr435J4
0 Followers 69 Following
NydiaLloyd @v3Y5i9k4S98sloT
0 Followers 72 Following
JanicePollitt @8i13y3DFv7kO286
1 Followers 77 Following
Brook @namekawama67909
2 Followers 86 Following
Haley Coston @coston_hal33023
93 Followers 5K Following
Noreen Kicker @KickeNoree
57 Followers 5K Following
Lori Callihan @CallihLo
32 Followers 5K Following
Thresa Severn @thr_sev
12 Followers 3K Following
Alba Roach @AlbaRoach14276
61 Followers 5K Following
In Hazelwood @HazelwoodI78439
39 Followers 5K Following
Theresia Vukich @vukic_there
41 Followers 5K Following
Gwen Tuggles @GwTuggle
58 Followers 5K Following
Liechtenstein_6 @6Liechtens97964
34 Followers 2K Following
Emerson Liston @LisEmers
35 Followers 5K Following
Ryan @smooddo32961
166 Followers 2K Following
Catethi @catethi44095
44 Followers 2K Following
Beghe @Beghe322197
41 Followers 2K Following
Leshough @Leshough19073
137 Followers 3K Following
Vanna Morrisroe @MorrisroeV83380
37 Followers 5K Following
Seysough @seysough39325
3 Followers 332 Following I like traveling. I want to meet friends from all over the world.
Marni Beccue @mar_becc
30 Followers 5K Following
Isadora Vario @var_isad
51 Followers 5K Following
Betty Glueckert @BettyGluecker
40 Followers 5K Following
Noreen Gist @GistNor
67 Followers 5K Following
Aydah Morasco @ayda_moras
59 Followers 5K Following
Josephine Bratcher @JosephineB7240
48 Followers 5K Following
Aoife Wethern @AoiWethe
34 Followers 5K Following
Elinore Bevington @ElinoreBev66261
62 Followers 5K Following
Rhonda Fujita @FujiRhon
36 Followers 5K Following
akshaya 🔮 @akshayadinesh19
5K Followers 2K Following founder & ceo @spellboundio: interactive experiences embedded inside emails 🔮 @a16z scout 💸 @stanford dropout 🌲Thiel Fellow & F30U30
Goagith @goagith71613
130 Followers 4K Following
Thelason @Thelason113112
71 Followers 2K Following
Shaso @Shaso556115
54 Followers 2K Following
Dardoneli @Dardoneli
83 Followers 137 Following
Enzo Rojas @EnzoRojas140653
99 Followers 3K Following
Jessica Lynn @Jessicalynn761
955 Followers 2K Following Country artist and songwriter from NY. PBS TV special airing nationwide and now on tour internationally! Follow me to keep up with my musical adventures. :)
Dolly Parton @rdolly676
40 Followers 438 Following 🦋 The VIP official private twitter of Dolly Parton 🦋 My new single, "Let It Be" from 'Rockstar' is out now✨
Kathrine @kathrine96flemi
166 Followers 3K Following
Jonah Bostrom @Jonah_Bostrom
7 Followers 24 Following
Decked Developer @DeckedDev
121 Followers 405 Following Decked Developer provides engineers with apparel that is comfortable and stylish. No more white text on crunchy black shirts.
Alison @Alison09736
71 Followers 359 Following We can't judge a person by what he says but by what he does.
CCTV Cambridge 🎥 @cctvcambridge
4K Followers 3K Following Award-winning community media center. Film production classes, local news & more! #CambMA TV Channels 8, 9 & 96. (Retweets | Links | Follows ≠ endorsements).
Claire Mahaffey @ClaireMahaffey3
12 Followers 14 Following
Sara Soueidan @SaraSoueidan
121K Followers 230 Following Inclusive UI/design engineer & speaker • Indie hacker • creator of the Practical Accessibility course: https://t.co/P1LXpp7Uak • eco minimalist
Cassidy @cassidoo
183K Followers 845 Following Making memes, dreams, & software! CTO @brainstoryai, married to @ijoosong. Sign up for my newsletter for tech news, coding practice, jokes, + more! She/Her ✝️
Yehuda Katz @wycats
64K Followers 711 Following @[email protected] OSS enthusiast and @wykittens's parent. Co-author of the Extensible Web Manifesto. Front-end developer. @wifelette's husband. he/him
Jenny Hawkins @JennyHawkinsss
452 Followers 387 Following Current @GoldmanSachs prev @nytimes I write about IMMTTP ( Ideas, Mental Models, Trends,Tactics & People )
Herrmann® @herrmannintl
2K Followers 1K Following Apply 40+ years of cognitive research to help your company unlock smarter ways to innovate, develop leadership, manage change, & bring your Whole Brain® to Work
Spellbound @spellboundio
1K Followers 54 Following Embed interactive user experiences inside your marketing emails to drive more conversions ✨
akshaya 🔮 @akshayadinesh19
5K Followers 2K Following founder & ceo @spellboundio: interactive experiences embedded inside emails 🔮 @a16z scout 💸 @stanford dropout 🌲Thiel Fellow & F30U30
Dardoneli @Dardoneli
82 Followers 137 Following
Joshua Qin @qinjoshuac
14 Followers 47 Following
Kara Lynne @Kara_Creates
21K Followers 2K Following Customer Relations Manager @TheRippaverse // Occasional Streamer // Collector of Pikachus // Personal Inquiries: [email protected]
Ana Mostarac @anammostarac
58K Followers 777 Following Antifragile outcome independent technology mother
Bojan Tunguz @tunguz
187K Followers 8K Following Machine Learning ex Nvidia. Kaggle Quadruple Grandmaster. Data Scientist. Physicist. Catholic. Husband. Father. Stanford Alum. e/xgb. XGBoost.eth. AMDG.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali @Ayaan
499K Followers 274 Following Human rights activist, founder @AHAFoundation, fellow @HooverInst and host of the Ayaan Hirsi Ali Podcast. Opinions my own. Check out my work at Restoration:
Krystal Ball @krystalball
582K Followers 5K Following Krystal Kyle & Friends. Host of Breaking Points. Ella, Lolo and Ida Rose's Mama! Author of bestselling book: The Populist’s Guide to 2020. insta @krystalmball
Cynthia Bell McGillis @cynthiamcgillis
2K Followers 486 Following I take ambiguous ideas and turn them into neatly executed reality 👩🏻🔧✨ | it's never really been that deep | wearing black at @vercel
Joslin Diabetes Cente.. @JoslinDiabetes
34K Followers 2K Following The official Twitter account for Joslin Diabetes Center. Part of @BethIsraelLahey.
Dolly Parton @DollyParton
5.4M Followers 48 Following 🦋 The Official X of Dolly Parton 🦋 Pre-order ‘Billy the Kid Comes Home for Christmas’ ❤️
🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL
78K Followers 980 Following just a peach | [email protected] | https://t.co/ucXYuX99Pv
Susan Thomas @SusanTherre
2K Followers 3K Following
hot girl capital @hotgirlcapital
10K Followers 996 Following
Drew Bent @drew_bent
398 Followers 639 Following co-founder of https://t.co/FT6mReV4qP. peer tutoring, for free. || previously ODF7 @khanacademy @stanfordgsb @mit
Betches @betchesluvthis
221K Followers 508 Following Taking a break from thinking about ourselves to write it down. The official Twitter account of Betches.
Emily Favreau @emilyfavreau
92K Followers 2K Following mom to human baby, Charlie and goldendoodle baby, Leo. tweets are mostly puppies and politics.
Mitt Romney @MittRomney
2.0M Followers 295 Following Husband, Father, Grandfather, Former Governor, U.S. Senator (R-UT). Follow @SenatorRomney for official updates.
Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ
28.1M Followers 7K Following #PinkFriday2 THE ALBUM is OUT NOW 🎀 #PinkFriday2FRAGRANCE out now 🎀 #PinkFridayNails out now 💅 #PinkFriday2WORLDTOURGagCity happening NOW 🛸🏙️ LØCi sneakers
Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett
87K Followers 2K Following Screenwriter. Redhead. Frequent eater of toast.
Katya @katya_zamo
1.1M Followers 1K Following Tall creative young woman in her early forties looking to fall in love in the next three months. WORKING GIRLS out now👇🏼
Josh Johnson @JoshJohnson
19K Followers 574 Following Correspondent on @thedailyshow Standup comic & Emmy-nominated writer. Listen to the Josh Johnson Show podcast on @spotify + @apple
payton mitchell @paytmitch
34K Followers 625 Following social media manager and strategist, newsletter editor, phd in yapology
John Green @johngreen
4.5M Followers 832 Following Author (The Fault in Our Stars, Anthropocene Reviewed, etc) | YouTuber (Crash Course, etc) | Tuberculosis hater. Biz inquiries: [email protected]
Adam Glanzman @glanzpiece
3K Followers 2K Following Independent commercial and editorial photographer based in Boston | Previously @TIME @NatGeo @RedSox @Northeastern #GoBlue | Email: [email protected]
Startup Boston @startupBOSorg
2K Followers 1K Following We're on a mission to connect, educate, and celebrate the startup community! Grab your FREE ticket👇to Startup Boston Week 2023 right now!
Taylor Swift @taylorswift13
95.4M Followers 0 Following All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out now 🤍
Maura Healey @MassGovernor
29K Followers 417 Following 73rd Governor of Massachusetts. Partner to @JLydgate, daughter, sister, aunt, baller. She/her 🏀
Kale Salad @kalesalad
191K Followers 6 Following I retweet the greatest tweets on twitter. DMs open send me great tweets!!!
Chris Evert @ChrissieEvert
317K Followers 638 Following Proud Mother of 3 Boys. Former World #1 Tennis Player. Broadcaster. https://t.co/gNtr3gTAng https://t.co/oSKCJQ6dNk
Amanda Katz @katzish
19K Followers 894 Following Writer and editor. @PostOpinions. Alum @CNN @Slate @BostonGlobeArts @GlobeIdeas @BloomsburyPub. Sometime poet & translator. Good eater. Migrating elsewhere
nilay patel @reckless
192K Followers 2K Following Editor-in-chief of The Verge. CNBC contributor. Host of Decoder, co-host of The Vergecast, everywhere good podcasts are served. I am in love with spectacle.
Kara Swisher @karaswisher
1.5M Followers 2K Following “Vitriolic” and now “shrill”media lady, though dogs can hear me loud and clear
Ray Dalio @RayDalio
1.4M Followers 93 Following Official account of Ray Dalio, founder of Bridgewater Associates, author of #1 New York Times bestseller 'Principles,' professional mistake maker
Ilya Sutskever @ilyasut
370K Followers 2 Following towards a plurality of humanity loving AGIs @openai
OpenAI @OpenAI
3.4M Followers 0 Following OpenAI’s mission is to ensure that artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity. We’re hiring: https://t.co/dJGr6LgzPAA beautiful woman like me should never be in Microsoft Teams
My baby is one today, I've been a mom for one year, I am... VERY in my feelings about it 😭❤️
“everybody’s autistic now” yes. same way everyone is queer. everyone is disabled. everyone is neurodivergent in some way shape or form. if we agree that the “norm” is entirely constructed to oppress people then no shit we’re finding out we’re farther from the norm than we think.
Last weekend, I worked with Postgres.
Is there a technical term for these holdout houses? I love them
Apple Health live activity for how long you have left to live
jensen huang, the founder & ceo of nvidia, is worth over $70B. here he is shopping for groceries instead of eating an expensive meal at a restaurant. if you make good choices like jensen & also start a revolutionary company you too could become a billionaire. follow for more tips
Windmills have always been my favorite move. Here are 6 different variations and some freestyle. The best part of breaking is hearing a song for the first time and trying to navigate it while being technical and musical in real time.
I got my first promotion 🥹🙏 I’m now an Engineering Manager II! It took me 9 years in the industry to get promoted. That can happen when you switch jobs/companies every couple of years but I made it! 🥰
Everyone has their own ideas of how they look best, and in my world, I always wanted to be glamorous. 💕
the new gmail/yahoo inbox changes can be pretty intimidating to founders sending emails for the first time. I'm opening up my calendar for free 30-min email strategy sessions to help founders optimize their emails -- DM or reply below to book!
I don’t think I’ve met a single skilled programmer who actually thinks AI is going to take their job.
@testaccountoki Being personally roasted by Linus would be the most endearing thing ever
A couple weeks ago we launched our brand-new Quizzes product. Now, we just released the ability to select from our winning templates so you don't need to start from scratch to create a high-converting product quiz. Check it out 👇
I’ve been setting up my Quiz via @spellboundio for the last couple weeks and just launched it!! It’s niceee! - Spellbound is hosting the quiz directly on our site but also, Spellbound is powering an email quiz for us to! That way, I guarantee email capture first, and then the…
A couple weeks ago we launched our brand-new Quizzes product. Now, we just released the ability to select from our winning templates so you don't need to start from scratch to create a high-converting product quiz. Check it out 👇
Dance clips from last night. Starting to get some of my speed and endurance back. Still need a couple of months of hard training to get there cleanliness back. Felt sloppier than it looks.
This year, we made breakfast and lunch free permanently for every public school student in Massachusetts. No more packing lunch, no more pressure, no more kids going hungry in class ever again. #MASOTC
Trends for United States
You might like
