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The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world. And they are not handling it well. In the best possible way. Here is what they are discovering: Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time. Free water at every restaurant. Just appears. Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited. Free chips and salsa before you even order. Free warm bread with dinner. Ice in drinks like civilized people. Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact. Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going. Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it. Ranch dressing by the gallon. Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced. Dental care that actually works. Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s. Then they found the grocery stores. Five of them within one mile. Each one the size of an aircraft hangar. Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday. The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes. In silence. Processing. They finally understand why we do not have trains. We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive. Parking lots the size of small European countries. Airports in every city worth visiting. Why would we need trains. The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle. The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak. The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre. The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas. Welcome to America. Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined. Write that down. 🦋

Messi has more wins at Arrowhead stadium than Derek Carr 🤯

He thought he got a toy dirt bike—until he turned around…🥹❤️

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

International World Cup fans after consuming high fructose corn syrup & red 40 for the first time

@WSOP @martinkabrhell @TexasMike2014 @galenhall How has he not been punched by now? I mean….everyone behave yourselves, but I’m kind of shocked

That time Ja Morant posterized Wemby 📈

dad teaching his daughter how to jump

Vote them out

America @america

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The U.S. Senate has just rejected a motion to add the SAVE America Act as part of budget reconciliation on a 48-50 vote. Republicans who voted against it: -Thom Tillis -Lisa Murkowski -Mitch McConnell -Susan Collins

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Andrew Shelton pulls $1,000,000 bounty and instantly increases his lifetime poker earnings by 50 times! Prior to today, Andrew Shelton had a total lifetime earnings of roughly $20,000. Now, he can add poker millionaire to his resume!

Hear me out…. Before the @WSOP starts… I feel like we should all take pity on @RealNormanAChad and help him get his 58k followers back for his @NormanChad account… it was hacked and no one is helping him... This is like poker charity.. The poor guy is not being heard.. effectively silenced.. Wait.. I mean... is that bad thing? 😂 We can help by liking this post, retweeting and mentioning t @Support + @elonmusk It’s been held hostage by hackers for 4 months.. Let's do one good thing this year before we all meet and try to take each others chips! Let's get Norman’s real account back! One reply/retweet = one virtual buy-in to the cause. #FreeNormanChad

The cost to be a decent person is $0

Whoever dubbed this is great! 🐶😂

🚨 MAN BUYS 80 PIZZA HUTS TO BRING BACK THE ICONIC VERSION AMERICA MISSED — AND PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS Tim Sparks, president of Daland Corporation, owns more than 80 Pizza Hut franchises across the country, and he’s now turning many of them back into the old-school Pizza Huts millions of Americans grew up with. While most restaurant chains keep replacing everything with self-checkout screens, gray walls, and sterile modern redesigns… Sparks is bringing back the version people actually remember: • red plastic cups • Pac-Man machines • packed salad bars • giant family booths • Tiffany-style lamps hanging over the tables And people are getting unexpectedly emotional over it. Some of these restored “classic” Pizza Huts are now becoming top-performing locations because customers say it doesn’t just feel like pizza anymore… It feels like stepping back into a completely different era of life. Sparks says the mission is bigger than nostalgia. He wants to rebuild places where families actually sit together again, put their phones down, and talk the way they used to. Now the internet is flooding the comments: • “This feels more human than modern restaurants” • “We didn’t realize how good we had it” • “This is what childhood felt like” • “Why does this make me emotional?” Some customers are reportedly driving HOURS just to eat inside one because they say modern restaurants lost the feeling that made people love them in the first place. Now people are asking: Did corporations deliberately turn restaurants into cold, forgettable spaces... because real human connection was never the priority anymore? 📹: CBS19

+99 missed calls from the NBA

Marcus Allen, the only player in football history to win: The Heisman A National Championship A Super Bowl A Super Bowl MVP An NFL MVP

The GREATEST poster of all-time 😤

I will be flying to Los Angeles to illegally vote for Spencer Pratt. What are they going to do, ID me?

LeBron and Bronny made NBA history tonight. First Father-Son duo to get swept.

@AdamBLiv @jamesjasmy @RemindMe_OfThis in 2 years