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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

Los Angeles, CA Joined February 2009
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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

10 years ago

Yes, every single news outlet on the planet. We know. The red circular marks are from cupping.

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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

10 years ago

The RNC was just terrific. The ceremony at the end where they conjured a flaming orange demon from the depths of Hades was truly inspiring.

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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

11 years ago

@MusicMidtown any tickets left for tomorrow?

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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

11 years ago

@GP2_Official is there any way to watch races live in the US?

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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

12 years ago

Wow, phrasing. "@barbara_holm: Having sex with a dog on the bed is the closest that I've been to a threesome in a long time"

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Joe Rogan @joerogan

12 years ago

Can't believe NYPD is saying that wasn't a choke hold on #EricGardner. Speaking as a professional martial arts expert, it sure as fuck was

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Theodore Donald "Donny" Scare-abatsos @Papakila

12 years ago

Funny how the "broken window theory" of policing - punishing minor infractions severely - is never applied to the police themselves. #NYPD

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jrl @jrla0000

12 years ago

There is no crying in soccer. No, wait. That's baseball I was thinking of. There's tons and tons of crying in soccer.

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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

12 years ago

@AshleyLizNix noooo. Nothing more than tough love and true grit.

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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

12 years ago

@bigmanmike Nice work this week. You were a breath of fresh air, downwind from the fart that was #DSUM14 .

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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

12 years ago

Nice presentation from @CocaCola marketing exec entitled "Killing your customers with lethal black sugar water", today @ #dsum14

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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

12 years ago

"@cobbenergypac: #DSUM14! Tweet us if we can be of any assistance!" Clean your bathrooms. It's like a post-Katrina Superdome in there.

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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

12 years ago

@JeffHaws @DigitalSummit_ I think they booked @stevewoz on a Segway from Heathrow.

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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

12 years ago

@DigitalSummit_ did you guys let the interns plan travel for your keynote speakers this year? #DSUM14

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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

12 years ago

#DSUM14 theater stage in a nutshell: Twitter and Facebook are, like, so important you guys. Did you know you can, like, tweet coffee?

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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

12 years ago

@Pogue If you were flying yesterday, why did a 90 minute flight delay cause you to no-show for your own keynote at the #dsum14 today???

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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

12 years ago

@Pogue 90 minute flight delay torpedoes the keynote address for #dsum14. #lame

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Cortronic @cortronic

13 years ago

"Be the change you want to see in the world!" is what I say when people ask if I have any spare change.

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jonnyrotten @JonathanRotten

13 years ago

Not impressed by fancy MBAs or high IQs. Talk to me if you can build a home from your own bodily fluids, like the humble, brainless spider.

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