Jonathan Kite @JonathanKite
@erewhonmarket membership recipient | Oleg @2brokegirls | Johnny on Dad Stop Embarrassing Me @netflix | Elbow Model jonathankitecomedy.com Castle Greyskull Joined March 2010-
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In California, squatters can claim a house as theirs, even if someone else is living there. I guess that makes everyday Columbus Day
Now I know why you can't change houses at Hogwarts. Because JK Rowling doesn’t believe in transitions
“Trump will never listen. It’ll go in one ear and out the other.”
@daytonfunnybone tonight and tomorrow! jonathankitecomedy.com/shows
Check out the first episode of my podcast @KiteClubPodcast youtu.be/5FFXEc_c2TY?fb…
I’m in Austin tonight at The Green Jay
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NEW @ALNpodcast with @JonathanKite is up🔥 Enjoy on @ComedySpotify @ApplePodcasts or @YouTube🍿
Happy Bethday to this beautiful soul!!
Drunkingly binging Russian Doll on @netflix. Am I doing this right?
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PODCAST LISTENERS! The newest episode of my podcast w/ @DarrellCHammond is out now! This week we’re joined by @JonathanKite & if you love impressions you’ll love this episode! Available on iTunes & Spotify! linktr.ee/TheThirdPerson…
Throwback Thursday to when I did demonstrations on how not to wear a mask
#greenlightsbook challenging accepted @McConaughey
M. NIGHT on KITE #ElfontheShelfChallenge
@Bethbehrs @KChenoweth @JonathanKite @cher Popping in from my spot on the shelf to deliver the news from the North Pole myself! Santa laughed when he saw your fun, silly twist and placed you on top of his Very Nice List! 📝✨ #ElfontheShelfChallenge
@elfontheshelf @Bethbehrs @KChenoweth @cher M. NIGHT on KITE #ElfontheShelfChallenge
@realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA Hey two time loser, my cartoon Trump will own your real ass anytime. Written by @FrakThePerson @IllmacTV @Pass510 Voiced by @JonathanKite Mix by @ChaseMooreMusic
When you’ve been on hold for so long that you start singing along to the music
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