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Donald Trump seems to be having more and more meltdowns, how hasn't he had a stroke yet? 🤔
That's what you get for showing off...🤣
Anyone blaming Biden for the Border Crisis needs to watch this video and see what the GOP members are saying about Trump... #BorderCrisis #BlameTrump
It will always be Twitter to me...
It will always be Twitter to me...
I just wanna get rich the way y'all getting pregnant. Unplanned and fast...😄
Another MAGA 'Numpty' who most probably lives in her parents basement and is desperately hoping for a war in her own country...🤔🫤
Trump announces that his rally in North Carolina is cancelled. Weather appears to be Stormy in Trump World for the next few weeks...🤣
The latest anonymous juror for Trump’s criminal trial has just been selected...😎🤣
The latest anonymous juror for Trump’s criminal trial has just been selected...😎🤣
I'm going to Hell for laughing at this...😅🤣
Jim Jordan says that paying a porn star $130,000 and writing it off as a business expense is a 'Bookkeeping error' 🫤
President Biden just humiliated Donald Trump over his stock free fall: “If Trump's stock in his Truth Social company drops any lower, he might do better under my tax plan than his.” I love it when he takes off the gloves! 👏🏾👍🏾🤣 Must-watch...👇🏾
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@MTGrepp And how exactly is that sweetie?? Did we sleep with two pornstars while our third wife was pregnant?
@SentinelSam1 @MTGrepp Trump is fighting for his own interests, making millions and avoiding taxes, paying lawsuits with campaign money The man is a reckless headache for USA but also for the world.
@MTGrepp No, he is not fighting for me.
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ODOR IN THE COURT…ODOR IN THE COURT! It’s time to rid our country of this sleepy, farting shit stain!
Pecker takes the stand... (Sorry...out of ideas on this one.)
@RepMTG 🎶I'm coming home, I'm coming home. Tell the world that I coming home...