Johnny Emerald The IIIrd @JohnnyEmerald3
i am homeless electronica pop singer star in rockford. i was rediscovered singing to my davis park friends by snobby rich downtown drunks who pay me 2 sing song soundcloud.com/johnnyemerald1… Davis Park, Rockford, IL Joined September 2013-
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I eat fresh rock river carp for breakfast
In the history of buffet classic dishes, this has got to be right up there with fried chicken and baked beans, right?
Sup y'all! Caught fresh carp today for dinner. Stop down and see me anytime between 10pm until dawn at the @PSBrewhouse dock where the boats are. Been sleeping in rich guy's boat since 2020!✌🏽🕶️🤌🏽
(It is sorta funny to see the rest of the country freak out while Rockfordians be like, "What American dream?" for 40 years plus now.)
This didn’t age well
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My Country, My Internet: Thomas Cruise Mapother The IVth and Matiéu Damóne (Episode 4), by @AndyWhorehall davedecastris.substack.com/p/tom-cruise-m…
my friend said this woman at his daughter’s pre school drives a mini van with a decal of the time she met keanu lol
What an honor to be podcasted about being on the internet about being an American Hero: Johnny Emerald The IIIrd (Episode 3), by @AndyWhorehall davedecastris.substack.com/p/johnny-emera…
POOOPED BEHIND BEEF A ROO ON EAST STATE STREET WATCH OUT IT NOW JOHNNY BEEF A POO 💩
FOUND A DOZEN CHICKEN WINGS WITH MEAT LEFT ON THE BONES YUMMIE 🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗
TOOK A BATH IN THE POND NEXT TO TARGET 🎯
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🦢"You ponder life as a goose. You laugh hysterically because one falls down and flaps its wings. You are the goose now, it settles in. You feel guilty as the goose struggles to stand up, finally does, and rushes to keep up with its flock." 🦢 davedecastris.substack.com/p/geese-market…
Can't wait to see who of you get crowned or tossed under a rock(ford)! "American Heroes and $cumbags: Series Introduction, by @AndyWhorehall davedecastris.substack.com/p/american-her…
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(It is sorta funny to see the rest of the country freak out while Rockfordians be like, "What American dream?" for 40 years plus now.)
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This didn’t age well
RINOS are tripping over themselves to defeat me. They will lose. We will win.
This is ridiculously cool, regardless of your personal thoughts on Vedder and PJ. Always nice to see someone get a shot like this live.
You want to bring down inflation? Let’s make sure the wealthiest corporations pay their fair share.
My Country, My Internet: Thomas Cruise Mapother The IVth and Matiéu Damóne (Episode 4), by @AndyWhorehall davedecastris.substack.com/p/tom-cruise-m…
my friend said this woman at his daughter’s pre school drives a mini van with a decal of the time she met keanu lol
I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.
"Noise making, mouth breathing, social leeches who specialize in sucking the peaceful energy out of every environment. I.e., the guy/gal in the airport having an unnecessary loud phone conversation. Everyone else around them... "🔗 davedecastris.substack.com/p/american-her…
American Heroes and $cumbags: Series Intro davedecastris.substack.com/p/american-her…
"$cumbags—bozos and bimbos, ponies and snakes—tend to smile, talk loud, ask far too many questions, don’t listen entirely, cut ya off halfway through a sentence to ask another question related to a specific keyword they picked up on." 🔗 davedecastris.substack.com/p/american-her…
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