John Sharp @JohnSharp1975

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began. The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start. Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have. If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

@gdhand59 @_InfoGram_ More like proper lies

@GrubyHeavy Teapot

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it. This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect. "Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. 'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth." - Tony Locke

@cryptogoos Did Trump dump a load of stock or bet short just before the announcement?

@Peston Fuck sake Peston. If youre so invested in getting rid of Starmer, perhaps Investigate Farage to the same extent before he has a chance of getting his dirty little hands on No10 rather than continue the speculation bollocks. Do some journalism, that IS your job, right??

Hi @O2, everything is fine. Although, it would be lovely if I didn't get called every month just to make sure.

@Clainy6 @Duddiesmum @Keir_Starmer @CPSUK To be fair, she might talking about Trump

@Bellorris Nice

@archer_rs You fiend!

@davepl1968 Can I have a function which does something like SetDrawingMode(Mode m); where Mode would be Mode.XOR?

@AmericanHoodE @mhmck Really?? Sorry, but you're being sarcastic, right?

@KarenPayneMVP I'm still in the camp where Copilot Credit Estimator is a useless tool as i know what my fees will be. Zero.

@Parody_PM Mr. Frog-faced. I hope they forget about all of the times you were the UK MEP for Fisheries and didn't turn up to any of the meetings. That would be terribly inconvenient. 🤭

@KarenPayneMVP I feel sorry for those people that rin out of money mid-way through a bug fix without the talent to actually fix it themselves.

@Peston Move on

@AntiTrumpCanada With Trump in the White House it doesn't need a ballroom it needs a Big Top

@JamieBonkiewicz Not all Americans are idiots.... but you all are watching Orange Don torch your country to the ground while filling his family coffers.

@Gianl1974 What will it take for you guys to stand up to him. I thought you had anti-bullying programmes??

@mark_slapinski I do detect the hint of sarcasm!