Joe Kay @JoeKayIV
Just a programmer enjoying a front-row seat to the decline of western civilization Columbus, Ohio Joined May 2010-
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why is the output “banana” instead of just “baaa” ?
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> notorious womanizer despite being fat and bald > retires at 42 as the richest man in the colonies by building a fortune on posting > world-leading scientist in his SPARE TIME despite little formal education > hired by the government during the revolution to schmooze people in France > founded the future most powerful country on earth > died at an old age universally admired Reminder: Ben Franklin was the biggest baller of all time
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POV reviewing AI-generated pull requests in 2026 software engineering is officially cooked
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La Muy Noble y Muy Leal Ciudad de Nuestra Señora de la Encarnación del Monte Olimpo de la Nueva Castilla de Marte, fundada por gracia de Dios y de Su Majestad Católica en el año del Señor de MMXLII
If you could name the first city on Mars, what would it be called?
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Since some of you want all Standard Time and others want all Daylight time and none seem willing to budge, I have a Solomonic compromise: Let's do each for half of the year.
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A Chilean company wants to open an environmentally risky mine on US public lands? My how the turns have tabled😂
Paddlers Unite! Boundary Waters are a fragile amazing wilderness area so protect it from a Chilean copper mine upstream #RainyRiver @LakeSuperior Call your congressional reps NOW 202-224-3121 Clean Water is Life!! 🌊🌊🛶🛶 jsonline.com/story/opinion/… via @journalsentinel
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Who’s gonna tell him about the 1.4 billion pounds of cheese we have stashed in the Missouri cheese caves
Americans are going to have to eat their own cheeses. Trust me, they’ll crack first.
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It's been a surreal few days
They do it for regular students too I put mine on my laptop
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Waited almost 20 years to make this joke
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“The polls don’t tell us much, let’s turn now to the degenerate gamblers to see if we can learn anything.”
Brutus the Buckeye has died of dysentery
THE EQ truck is makin’ its way down the trail 🚚
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The most entertaining play in Duke vs Northwestern
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Let’s confuse non midwesterners: corn sweat
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earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed themselves to be endless
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The Colombian Ministry of Interior posted a now deleted tweet about the Super Mario Bros. Movie which said, "I hope Luigi is gay".
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⚠️ Widespread Severe Columbus Watch
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