Jarrett Bellini @JarrettBellini
Writer. Puncher-Upper. Lover of naps, mezcal, and Oxford commas. Self-loathing Tottenham, AZ Cardinals, & Suns fan. TikTok and 🧵 at JarrettBellini 🌵⭕️💀 COYS linktr.ee/jarrettbellini Atlanta, Georgia Joined September 2008-
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Donald Trump falling asleep in court is pretty much the most relatable thing he's ever done.
In a memo sent by Elon Musk, Tesla announced it will lay off more than 10% of its global workforce. Even worse, in addition to severance, each departing employee will be gifted a compensatory Cybertruck.
“See you boys in 20 years.” - Hoarders
This is how a REAL man experiences an eclipse. Don't let the libs tell you how to "safely" enjoy God's creation. Just look up. #MAGA
A 4.7 magnitude earthquakes hit northeastern United States early Friday morning. Tremors were felt all the way from Philadelphia to Manhattan. Fortunately, most of that area is just New Jersey.
🎵 What was I made for? 🎵 - Punctuation
April Fools is a stupid “holiday” and it’s time we all come together as a planet and agree to just stop. Now get off my lawn.
Donald Trump's lawyers have informed the appeals court that he is unable to make the $464 million bond in his civil fraud case. Calling it a "practical impossibility," Trump's team says they've tried to secure the money, but, so far, have only raised $1.60 from Eric's kidney.
Welp, it's been a year. Hoped things would get better. But now I think we can officially call it.
Still pinned to her profile. She literally just pled guilty. I almost admire @JennaEllisEsq for the grift. 🤷♂️
The longtime chief executive of Costco announced he is stepping down at the end of the year. While the company has already announced his successor, the board admits it couldn't help itself and hired 50 additional CEOs that they'll just keep in a pantry.
The Carolina Reaper is no longer the world's hottest pepper. According Guinness, the new record belongs to Chili Pepper X, averaging 2.69 million Scoville. That's about 1,000 times hotter than a jalapeño. Unfortunately, Chili Pepper X costs $8 a month and tastes like racism.
The Biden speechwriter who just worked in Chumbawamba lyrics to his address to Israel is about to be out of a job.
"That motherf----r back there is NOT REAL!"
Local man severs penis while making a salad politi.co/3PKb2bJ
I look forward to the day when Vivek Ramaswamy is a name that requires a Google search to remember. #GOPDebate
Pence's solution to mass shootings (where most of the shooters end up dying anyway) ... faster death penalties. 🤷♂️ #GOPDebate
When you go to a #GOPDebate and that first gummy kicks in.
"Good evening, welcome to tonight's #GOPDebate from Simi Valley. I'm Stuart Varney. To my right is Dana Perino. And to my left is Il Caldo ... uh ... Ila Cal .... uh ... La Cucaracha something something."
The Writers Guild have reached a tentative agreement with the AMPTP to end their five-month strike. While everyone was excited to get back to work, spirits were dampened when they noticed a non-negotiable line item mandating every new scripted series has to star Rob Schneider.
Hee Haw 4.0 @mikelowetpt
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Trump Lies @pantsonfire__
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DollarBill @WRomancho
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play nothing @MajorTomHeuchan
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J Hougen @HougenJ
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Ben Gardner @BenGardner87
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National-Award-Winnin.. @ConnieWallace10
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capitolhunters @capitolhunters
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87K Followers 3K Following Capitol Hill reporter for @CNN. Alum of @politico @thehill & @cqrollcall. Chi till I die. My party trick is identifying lawmakers by the back of their heads.
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146K Followers 2K Following Ex-CNN Senior Correspondent. Documentary director. President & Founder @inaraorg, helping war wounded children. RT not endorsements. Views are my own.
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(🏴) Just wanted to wish everyone a belated happy deathday. It was a year ago that Elon Musk began destroying this once wonderful platform purely to stroke his own ego, enact vengeance on perceived enemies, and temporarily excuse himself from the loneliness of being a sociopath.
@crockpics Note that Keith Richards is using a Les Paul. The guitar didn't do well initially and was discontinued after 1960. However, Richards, Clapton, and Greene used them to great effect and Gibson started making them again in the late 60s. Older Les Pauls sell today for six figures.
Great job whoever did this.
"That motherf----r back there is NOT REAL!"
Speaker candidate Jim Jordan pals around with Faux Governor Kari Lake.
Damn, all that Scalise for Speaker merch...
I caught up with @TreyYingst, @NicRobertsonCNN, @NorahODonnell, @JamesAALongman, @RobertShermanTV and @jasonbellini this week to better understand what it's like covering the Israel-Hamas war from the ground. My latest for @tvnewser : adweek.com/tvnewser/askne…
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El misterio de la Mona Lisa no está en su sonrisa, sino en los ingredientes usados para pintarla elpais.com/ciencia/2023-1… a través de @el_pais
The oil-paint recipe that Leonardo used as his base layer to prepare the panel of poplar wood appears to have been different for the “Mona Lisa," with its own distinctive chemical signature. cbs19.tv/article/news/n…
Scientists winkle a secret from the '#MonaLisa' about how Leonardo painted the masterpiece @J_A_C_S doi.org/gst9qh phys.org/news/2023-10-s…
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@JarrettBellini @SpursOfficial I hope it lasts five
@JarrettBellini @SpursOfficial The count down is on!
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