Jarid Kvale @JaridKvale
I am not a crook. Yet. Sioux Falls, SD Joined April 2011-
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I have a straightforward solution to this problem but it’s going to take some courage from a few of our state’s tribal council members.
A day many thought to be impossible: Source Code for Tecmo Super Bowl released tecmobowl.org/main/hacks-res… #TecmoSuperBowl
"I ran out of money so I bought more" is a good summary of Elon Musk's life
JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
Princess, schmincess... THIS is the biggest news story of the day.
Princess, schmincess... THIS is the biggest news story of the day.
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they Dew
they said they were treating the king with Potions. hes become too powerful to be seen in public. hes imprisoned in a big tube like mew two
You won’t believe what happened today 🤯 #PiDay
It was maybe not a GOOD decision to wade into the replies of a tweet about Trevor Bauer and Aaron Rodgers, but on the plus side I got to see @craigcalcaterra murder a dude
The Falcons are gonna win the Super Bowl next year and every Vikings fan will become The Joker.
The Falcons are gonna win the Super Bowl next year and every Vikings fan will become The Joker.
Sir I hate to tell you this but under our system of government Cookie Monster has very little input on foreign policy
Sir I hate to tell you this but under our system of government Cookie Monster has very little input on foreign policy
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I saw this font on a door in my parents apartment building and I simply had to do this
(gestures to rare #85 jersey in closet) HECK YEAH
(gestures to rare #85 jersey in closet) HECK YEAH
New essay: Ordinary People Do Terrible Things. The perpetrators of history’s atrocities weren’t a special group of evil sadists, but utterly average bakers, truck drivers, and laborers who made up the unremarkable mainstream of their societies. open.substack.com/pub/patrickwym…
Friendly reminder that "cops overdose from accidentally touching fentanyl" is entirely myth: defector.com/the-myth-of-co…
Friendly reminder that "cops overdose from accidentally touching fentanyl" is entirely myth: defector.com/the-myth-of-co…
attention @scotchromanian
I AM PERSONALLY INSULTED
the [checks notes] kkk has gone woke
the [checks notes] kkk has gone woke
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thank you for this @dril
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This is how you get me to be an A's fan
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I absolutely loved this book
When my wife was pregnant with our first, my mother in law got me this because I said it was my favorite books as a boy. One of the greatest presents I’ve ever received.
A day many thought to be impossible: Source Code for Tecmo Super Bowl released tecmobowl.org/main/hacks-res… #TecmoSuperBowl
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Really nailed the picture there. A+ Also, I agree with Portnoy, sigh
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Does…does she know the sun is coming back
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[sitting in chair backwards the cool youth pastor way] buddy if you like jesus and disregarding the will of the pope, have I got a religion for you
The best advice I could give to all Catholics is to completely ignore Pope Francis. History will likely record him as a bad pope, a heretic and perhaps even an antipope (maybe). The antipope thing can only be determined by a future pope. Irregardless of whatever he is, Catholics…
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