John Sonnier @JSonnier
I am on the twitters primarily to find funny shit, follow breaking news on politics and tech, and admire shade. Most retweets are so I can find it again. Joined March 2009-
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Does anyone else get strong once in a lifetime vibes from this
Medication side effects are like you May get Brain Zaps You may suffer loss of appetite. Hallucinations of the Hamburger Helper Glove trying to fight You are common
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Medication side effects are like you May get Brain Zaps You may suffer loss of appetite. Hallucinations of the Hamburger Helper Glove trying to fight You are common
@5hammersfix @AugustLemons I might have read the whole thing today too, I was worried about remembering things but it came back smoothly
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High level arch wizard dating their lowly apprentice who can barely even cast a cantrip call that a problematic mage gap
That’s the most fuck ass hotbdog I’ve ever seen would
Garlic Octopus Roll in the Italian 2nd division at SSC Bari 💷 £4.50 ⚽️
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Este japonés le hizo una maquina de fichitas a su abuela de 93 años (fanatica del escolazo) para los días que hace mucho calor y no puede salir de su casa
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>isekai slop, Japan What if you were a useless isolated NEET given a second chance in a world that inherently needs you >Leveling slop, korea What if you were able to actually start from the bottom and make it >Cultivation slop, china What if your local community was proud of you
a story that dares to ask: what if there was a man in south korea with social mobility
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Happy Mother's Day
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Do NOT eat the shrimp gumbo at the AutoZone on Lyndale
Jesus Christ drive! Morty it’s got a coat hanger full of stars.
Filling my tank up with cheaper indiana gas to buy cheaper michigan weed then down to kentucky for cheaper cigarettes
Jesus Christ it’s full of stars
Filling my tank up with cheaper indiana gas to buy cheaper michigan weed then down to kentucky for cheaper cigarettes
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Filling my tank up with cheaper indiana gas to buy cheaper michigan weed then down to kentucky for cheaper cigarettes
Drivers in Ohio keeping eye on gas prices across borders in Kentucky & Indiana in hopes of saving money: bit.ly/3PdhX0A
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